Goat girl

[ralseithegoatgirl]

INTRO POST

hellloooo!!

I’m Ralsei!!!

ooc:

character emojis:

🩵=tenna (separate blog coming soon)

💛🩷=spamton (separate blog coming soon)

🧡=flowery

official blogs relating to this one:

@suzie-rulez

@420december

@captain-gaster-offical

@kris-the-creature

creator:

@jessterrr

rules!!:

RALSEI=SHE/THEY!!

NO NSFW!!! (Creator is a minor!)

THIS IS A KRALSEI BLOG!!!!! (Kris x Ralsei)

NO HOMOPHOBIA!!

NEVER MENTION MY OLD KRIS BLOG (@krisdreemurr12300)

#s:

goatgirlreblogs = reblogs

goatgirlrp = roleplay

goatgirlasks = asks

[ralseithegoatgirl]

Hi!

*Breaks ur spine and rib cage cutely mew*

;3

whyyyyyyy

(*Ralsei cry’s a flood)

[ralseithegoatgirl]

I want this twink obliterated

[msmissing-possum]

OH FUCK HE GOT ONBLITERATED TOO NUCH!!!!! D:

[ralseithegoatgirl]

(*misses on purpose)

Ohhh nooooo

[suzie-rulez]

How do I unburn water

Time sensitive question

Please help

OH GOD ITS SPREADING

HOW DID YOU BURN WATER?! DEAR ANGEL?! OKAY, JUST...CALM DOWN! I KNOW A FIRE EXPERT!

@ralseithegoatgirl

[ralseithegoatgirl]

…

I surprisingly don’t have a clue, try to put water on TOP of the fire

[suzie-rulez]

Can you teach me about how this “tumblr” site works again?

@ralseithegoatgirl

Well, first things first, ya make the blog! Then, you can post pics of yourself. For example.

Here's a pic of me that Noelle took. Then, I just go to tags and I add something like #mycrushtookthispic or #mygirlfriendisagoodphototaker. Or, if I want to after I type the symbol @...I can link someone here. For example, let's say I wanna link Noelle. I just type up @holidaybell1225. Now, she's tagged. Make sense, Ralsei? Any other questions?

[ralseithegoatgirl]

Oh… i think my Kris has a blog I can tag!

@kris-the-creature!

My second question is… What do I do on here exactly?

Other than posting photos?

[suzie-rulez]

Well, you can always use this app to flirt with Kris. Or, if you're really bored...you can troll people!

[ralseithegoatgirl]

How does one… Troll?

[suzie-rulez]

Heh. Alright, girlie. First things first, pick someone to troll.

[ralseithegoatgirl]

(*Ralsei takes notes on a note pad)

What next?

[suzie-rulez]

Alright, next up, you must go to the blog of the person you want to troll. Now tell them something like..."Your car is no longer insured and we've been trying to reach you for 200 days. Please contact us."

[ralseithegoatgirl]

Susie… That’s just scamming people…

(*Ralsei still takes notes)

[suzie-rulez]

No IT'S FUCKING NOT?! IT'S CALLED A PRANK, DUMBASS! Alright, fine. Go to a blog and tell them that you're their mother and you're going to become a Hatsune Miku cosplayer! How's that, fraidy goat?

[kris-the-creature]

these kinda suck ass dude

[suzie-rulez]

You got any better ideas, dumbass?

[kris-the-creature]

send em an ask that @‘s them, like, 30 times

[suzie-rulez]

Oh, shit. That's smart actually. Ralsei, just do what Kris said.

[ralseithegoatgirl]

Uhhhh… ok!

@suzie-rulez

@suzie-rulez

@suzie-rulez

is that good?

[suzie-rulez]

Can you teach me about how this “tumblr” site works again?

@ralseithegoatgirl

Well, first things first, ya make the blog! Then, you can post pics of yourself. For example.

Here's a pic of me that Noelle took. Then, I just go to tags and I add something like #mycrushtookthispic or #mygirlfriendisagoodphototaker. Or, if I want to after I type the symbol @...I can link someone here. For example, let's say I wanna link Noelle. I just type up @holidaybell1225. Now, she's tagged. Make sense, Ralsei? Any other questions?

[ralseithegoatgirl]

Oh… i think my Kris has a blog I can tag!

@kris-the-creature!

My second question is… What do I do on here exactly?

Other than posting photos?

[suzie-rulez]

Well, you can always use this app to flirt with Kris. Or, if you're really bored...you can troll people!

[ralseithegoatgirl]

How does one… Troll?

[suzie-rulez]

Heh. Alright, girlie. First things first, pick someone to troll.

[ralseithegoatgirl]

(*Ralsei takes notes on a note pad)

What next?

[suzie-rulez]

Alright, next up, you must go to the blog of the person you want to troll. Now tell them something like..."Your car is no longer insured and we've been trying to reach you for 200 days. Please contact us."

[ralseithegoatgirl]

Susie… That’s just scamming people…

(*Ralsei still takes notes)

[suzie-rulez]

Can you teach me about how this “tumblr” site works again?

@ralseithegoatgirl

Well, first things first, ya make the blog! Then, you can post pics of yourself. For example.

Here's a pic of me that Noelle took. Then, I just go to tags and I add something like #mycrushtookthispic or #mygirlfriendisagoodphototaker. Or, if I want to after I type the symbol @...I can link someone here. For example, let's say I wanna link Noelle. I just type up @holidaybell1225. Now, she's tagged. Make sense, Ralsei? Any other questions?

[ralseithegoatgirl]

Oh… i think my Kris has a blog I can tag!

@kris-the-creature!

My second question is… What do I do on here exactly?

Other than posting photos?

[suzie-rulez]

Well, you can always use this app to flirt with Kris. Or, if you're really bored...you can troll people!

[ralseithegoatgirl]

How does one… Troll?

[suzie-rulez]

Heh. Alright, girlie. First things first, pick someone to troll.

[ralseithegoatgirl]

(*Ralsei takes notes on a note pad)

What next?

[suzie-rulez]

Can you teach me about how this “tumblr” site works again?

@ralseithegoatgirl

Well, first things first, ya make the blog! Then, you can post pics of yourself. For example.

Here's a pic of me that Noelle took. Then, I just go to tags and I add something like #mycrushtookthispic or #mygirlfriendisagoodphototaker. Or, if I want to after I type the symbol @...I can link someone here. For example, let's say I wanna link Noelle. I just type up @holidaybell1225. Now, she's tagged. Make sense, Ralsei? Any other questions?

[ralseithegoatgirl]

Oh… i think my Kris has a blog I can tag!

@kris-the-creature!

My second question is… What do I do on here exactly?

Other than posting photos?

[suzie-rulez]

Well, you can always use this app to flirt with Kris. Or, if you're really bored...you can troll people!

[ralseithegoatgirl]

How does one… Troll?

[suzie-rulez]

Can you teach me about how this “tumblr” site works again?

@ralseithegoatgirl

Well, first things first, ya make the blog! Then, you can post pics of yourself. For example.

Here's a pic of me that Noelle took. Then, I just go to tags and I add something like #mycrushtookthispic or #mygirlfriendisagoodphototaker. Or, if I want to after I type the symbol @...I can link someone here. For example, let's say I wanna link Noelle. I just type up @holidaybell1225. Now, she's tagged. Make sense, Ralsei? Any other questions?

[ralseithegoatgirl]

Oh… i think my Kris has a blog I can tag!

@kris-the-creature!

My second question is… What do I do on here exactly?

Other than posting photos?

[ralseithegoatgirl]

I want this twink obliterated

[ralseithegoatgirl]

Hey, Ralsei. You misspelled assistance. I know because Flowery told me. Cute dress by the way, dude!

@suzie-rulez

Th- thanks!

Also, I reached the character limit :3