MEGAMIND FANFIC IDEAS

Y'all know I (Ramendobe) post ALOT of Megamind fanfic ideas/prompts. And I'd figured, that why not just collect all of them from here on out, in case anyone wanna use them, or just come here to read em. :D

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Hopelessly

Imagine Megamind having a new evil plot with a new evil gadget that reads out the targeted persons deepest feelings. Or like deepest thoughts and just in general of their deepest passion.  And like usual, Roxanne is in the chair, Metroman has just come to stop them. Minion readies the beam and Metro man lunges for it, and the beam hits Megamind instead. And theres a large screen connected to the gadget, and it starts spelling out all of his deepest desires and feelings and all of that. What truly deeply bothers his soul the most. And in big letters it spells out “HOPELESSLY IN LOVE-” before Megamind throws himself over to the plug and unplugs it.  Roxanne goes home that day. Thinking about what she saw. Megamind-? Hopelessly in love? Megamind, the super villain? Megamind the master of all villainy? Hopelessly painfully down on his knees-in love with some one?

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Kinda pointless but fluffy stuff idea.

Its midnight, and Megamind has to bring Roxanne back from a kidnapping that went out of total control. But the invisible car is out of service at the moment--so they have to take the hoverbike. And in other words, they cant knock Roxanne out cause she might fall off if she’s unconscious. 

Megamind is kinda hesitant whether to put her infront of him, or behind him. If she’s put front, she’ll have him pressing up against her back.  But if she’s put behind him, she’ll have to wrap her arms around him.

Eitherway, halfway through the trip, Megamind tells Roxanne that its okay to take the blindfold off. (Cause its a pretty damn beautiful night out, alright?) ((Its quiet and dark, and the streetlights down low are beautiful. And there’s a clear view of the fullmoon)) After a wonderful cruise, he lands on her balcony and helps her down too. And they happen to stay at her balcony for a while, watching the moon and chatting. 

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Imagine Metroman and Roxanne just chilling, having a movie night at her apartment. And just as they’re about to take the pizza out of the oven, Metroman stops dead in his tracks and drops the whole pizza and just “Megamind’s heart just stopped beating”  And disappears out of her apartment in a flash, leaving Roxanne in confused panic.

Now I know Metro man has super hearing, so Im assuming he can hear heartbeats from far away too. And maybe megamind has a distinct heartbeat out of all of the other normal people.  So Metro man picks up on Megaminds heart beat now and then. And sometimes on purpose cause he knows that his little buddy are dealing with some dangerous villainous shit from time to time, and he sorta wanna make sure that he’s safe. 

Now, his heart may have stopped for several reasons. Heart attack? A fight? An experiment he wanted to try out on himself? choking of gas? Drowning? Got something dropped on him such as things falling on him in the lair??

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The kitty cat of bringing** Fanfic idea for YU GUYS

Imagine if Roxanne had like a pet cat.  And for some reason it totally ADORES Megamind.  Everytime he’s in her apartment, the cat clings onto him and strokes itself around Megamind’s legs until he almost trips up and falls over. And it wont shut up with the loud “MEOW”’s until Megamind picks the cat up in his arms and starts stroking it. So he continually has to pick the cat up every time he’s at Roxanne’s apartment for a kidnapping, to not give away that he’s there. (He needs to take Roxanne by surprise and that’s plenty of impossible with that cat sounding the alarm like a crazy person on fire every time he steps in to her apartment.) Megamind sometimes even runs into the cat outside when he’s on other missions. And the cat wont stop following him. Even if he tries to make a dash for it. And he cant have the cat following him into some crazy crack shack with villains. They will shoot the cat right on the spot. And he couldnt do such a thing to Roxanne.....ahem...or the cat for that matter. SO. Megamind has to take the cat with him and let it sit in the car until he’s done with his errands, and then to bring it right back to Miss Ritchi who-- “Think its pretty funny, Megamind, that you continuously run back and forth with my cat, and if i didnt know better I’d think that this wasnt just my cat but more like our cat”

Imagine the possibilities with this damn cat.  Megamind being gone for a few days or a week more than usual to plan a new evil attack, and the cat goes crazy sad because of his absence. And every time he comes back to retrieve Roxanne, the cat makes a mad dash up to him as soon as he comes back, as if he’s a dad coming home from the war. This would amuse the HELL out of Roxanne. But also give her a second thought on some things, because the whole thing is lightly hitting her with a: Dad-and-mom-with-their-child vibe.

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MMMMMM ANOTHA FANFIC IDEA. I’ll probably never get enough... YA CANT STOP ME

Imagine Megamind and Metroman having a bit of a too violent fight with each other, and megamind’s suit happens to be torn up in half, so that half of his naked torso is showing.

And after some squiting on Roxanne’s part, she notices that something is etched over Megamind’s heart.

She squints harder and tries to get a better view of him from where she’s being tied up.

Eventually he gets close enough and at a right angle -to his oblivion ofcourse-.

And she sees it.

Thousands of both old- and new- faded deep scars…forming letters. Her name ripped onto his skin on top of his heart. They look like self harm cuts with a deep knife, and it seems like its been done over and over and over again on top of the exact same place. Making it look quite shredded

Megamind keeps being oblivious to what Roxanne has seen. Even when the fight is done and Megamind gets handcuffed in front of her with his whole body facing hers. His face is turned to Metro man though, and Megamind therefore never notices her bulging eyes staring at a close up of his quite....wonderful work. Sure, its quite bizarre, but the words are etched beautifully. ~~~ The only thing that Roxanne ever thinks about after that incident, is her name written on his skin. Just how much does she actually know about him and what are his true feelings towards her? It could just be some sick possesion thing since he’s the dark villain and she is his captive..? Or maybe some other villain has tied him up and cut her name several times over Megamind’s heart to prove some sort of sick point...

Or maybe....just maybe. ((He’s done it himself, to keep the ache of not having her as his, and she will forever be the capturer of his heart. And everytime his heart breaks over her, he will write her name on his skin, on top of his heart, to make the pain go away.))

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Roxanne has seen many reports of citizens accidentally touching Megamind, or even just slightly nudging his hand--to which, has driven Megamind absolutely insane. She filed it off as Megamind simply hating close contact with people. Especially physical contact. So she’s always made sure to stay away from him as much as possible. Give him space and make sure not to touch him. He may be evil. But she respects people’s fears and needs.

But one time, back at her apartment, when Megamind was there to kidnap her--she was not feeling well at all. She couldnt stand the thought of having to go through a kidnapping in this awful rainstorm. So she did the unthinkable and crossed the line. She touched his hand. A firm grip, twisting their fingers together in the middle of the living room. As predicted, he froze like a statue. But what she didnt expect though, was for his eyes to go soft....not just his eyes, but his whole body language changed in a mere touch of her hand. Like a mask falling off a man’s face. They stood there in silence for what felt like an eternity. He looked like he was desperate to say something, but Roxanne finally broke out of the trans and let his hand go, even though it felt like electricity running up her arm when they touched. Neither of them spoke of that day ever again. But Roxanne always wondered why he didnt freak out or shy away from her touch.

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Megamind and Roxanne are bickering inside Roxanne’s apartment.  Megamind needs her for his new evil plot while Roxanne with all her might, tries to keep him away because her relatives are coming for a visit any minute now. Suddenly, there’s a knock on the door and they both shuts up mid-argument, hands still hovering midair. No, Roxanne thinks as she runs to the door, and prepares for loud screams and a fainting aunt, as they climb in thru her door before she even gets a chance to answer it.  But instead of terrifying screams, her mom chirps “Oh!!” in delight, and Roxanne loses her breath she’s been saving. “You didnt tell me you’d bring your boyfriend over! Roxanne Im so happy we finally get to meet this fella” And Roxanne, for a moment, think that her whole family has gone completely delusional, as they all pass her to walk up to her “boyfriend” But then she turns and sees---what, Metroman? Yes, Metroman, in all his polite, shaking their hands and laughing when appropriate. And to Roxanne’s embarrassment, her aunt pinches his cheeks, but Metroman only smiles sweetly back at the wrinkly old lady. And Roxanne’s mom starts tugging at Metromans buff arms, bringing him towards the kitchen where theres plates, coffee and cake, and she wont stop blabbering on and on of how much she’s been dying to meet him, and how grateful she is that Roxanne has found somebody so polite and handsome and Metroman only laughs back and makes her mother blush with compliments. And as Roxanne’s feet are finally working again, and she walks towards them--- Metroman glances back towards Roxanne, and thats when she sees it. In his eyes. They’re acid green--just like megamind’s.

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Megamind’s latest evil scheme is to switch Metroman’s body with a chicken’s body. Instead, Megamind ends up getting targeted along with Metroman, and they end up switching bodies with each other instead. The machine crashes in the progress due to the heavily overheating of the transfer. So they cant switch back to their original bodies, and they end up having to pretend to be each other until they can switch back. Roxanne is the first to notice how off Megamind seems during the whole kidnapping. In fact, Minion seems quite uneasy as well. He’s lamer than usual. She tries flirting with him but that just straight out shocks him--gaping at her as if he cant believe what he’s hearing. (Metroman cant believe she’s saying such things to Megamind. Hell, she’s never even close to saying that to his original self)

“Metro man” rescues her. But it knocks Roxanne’s socks off because Metroman, asks for her permission to pick her up and fly her home, rather than just straight out snatch her.  And wanting to get away from this awkward scene with Megamind acting really weird today, she gladly says yes to the lift. But she’s starting to wonder if she’s dreaming because Metroman hesitates even though she said yes. He looks at her, biting down on his lip and fidgets, as if he’s too shy to touch her. But Roxanne has had enough, so she heaves a sigh and walks straight to Metroman, wraps her arms around his neck, (which Metroman strangely gasps at for some reason) and lifts up one of her legs, which he catches automatically-- which then leads to him snapping out of it, and picks her up for real this time.  She looks back at Megamind, who seems totally embarrassed of what he just witnessed. 

The lift back to Roxannes apartment is....straight out weird. There’s not much conversation going on, but whenever she asks questions, he only seems to stutter. Metroman A.K.A Wayne never stutters like that. His touch is light on her body the whole way.

They reach her balcony and Metroman slides her down carefully as if she might break---letting his fingers and hands slide across her skin slowly in the process as if he just cant draw himself away. “--Um” Roxanne says and turns towards him yet again, to put a hand around his forearm. She squints at him “Are you alright? Both you and Megamind seem a little....Hey why do you look so nervous? Its honestly freaking me out a little”  (”Metroman” is nervous because he thinks that Roxanne and Metroman are a couple. And he’s enough aware of that every time a couple parts their way, they get a hug or a kiss and his stupid heart cant stop pounding so very loud in his ears and its wracking his body with each thump)

He looks down at Roxanne’s hand resting on his forearm, and slides it down to his hand instead, where he intertwine their fingers. Roxanne just stares dumbfounded at their joined hands. “Im a scared little sissy of that totally amazing evil super villain. Wow he could totally kick my ass in a heartbeat. Dont you think he’s sexy?” He wiggles an eyebrow at her and she laughs. (Might as well get some credit and shit down on Metro mans persona while he’s still at it)

When her laugh has died out, she looks him in the eyes and he “assumes” that is the queue for couples to “join in”. So he, way too awkwardly, crashes his body into hers with a full on body hug--not being able to hold in his desperation for her.

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Megamind is stalking Roxanne walking down the street. He’s in a safe distance not to be seen, but close enough to pounce when the moment is just right. Suddenly, down the road, theres a car, speeding down in illegal speed and coming straight towards Roxanne who doesnt seem to notice. No, she’s got her focus on the papers in her hands.  “ROXANNE!!” Megamind yells in a panicked frightful roar, as he sprints with legs of their own will, and tackles Roxanne in he air---just precisely managing to move her out of the way of the unforgiving speedster, who instead crashes straight into the building of the sidewalk instead.  Megamind and Roxanne lie panting on the pavement, with Megaminds arms tightly gripping Roxanne.  Her eyes meet his, surprised by seeing green and blue rather than blue and beige like the hero she knows. “Wa--yne?”

She opens her mouth to say something else, but gets interrupted by sirens of the police cars that had been following the car in pursuit.  Megamind stands up with shaking legs, still rushing with adrenaline. The side of his face bleeding from scraping against the pavement, along with torn up pieces of his suit on the same side as the wounded cheek. He looks at her with the face of a deer caught in headlights, and then stumbles back and disappears back into hiding.  The cops, not having seen Megamind’s heroic act, rushes towards Roxanne and helps her up and asks her if she’s okay. But she’s not. Megamind, criminal super genius and master of all villainy just saved her life and risked his own by doing so----and no one will ever believe her.

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Roxanne: When I think about you, I touch myself Megamind: W-W-wh w-what? Roxanne: By rubbing my templates. You give me a headache

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Its a raging snow storm outside and Megamind has Roxanne in his clutches at evil lair along with Minion. They’ve been trying to contact Metro man for the last two hours, but the communication system doesnt get through due to the heavy storm. So finally they give up and drives Roxanne home. Or well. Tries to drive her home.

The doors have been frozen shut along with all the snow resting on top of it. And they try everything from heating the door, to try and shoot at it. Sure, they could bomb the door open. They have all the right explosives. But seems a bit extreme doesnt it? So Roxanne ends up staying the night. Megamind suggests she can take his bed and his room. He’ll just sleep in his leather chair as usual. Roxanne agrees on the bed, but as they walk into his room, Megamind quickly suggests that he shall wash the bed sheets along with the pillows and everything. And Roxanne is like “???? why, they’re totally clean. I can even smell the detergent” And sits down on the bed. And Megamind is totally shocked because !!what the fuck!! He’s been sleeping in that bed. With his disgusting blue skin. His face pressed against that pillow. How could she ever want to even be near or touch that.

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Imagine megamind attending “Metro City’s supers-day” (which is basically a festival for ‘celebrating’ MetroMan and Megamind-) and no one reacting to Megs being there because they just assume that he is one of the many megamind cosplayers.

And he goes around with the other megamind and metroman cosplayers having the time of his life and posing with them for photoshoots and everything.

And imagine Roxanne reporting on the event and going up to the group of cosplayers for a interview, and starts interviewing the one with the best cosplay- which happens to be megamind and some other look-a-like metroman.

And she doesnt realize that its the real megamind, which Megamind finds hilarious (pranks on you, Roxanne hahahahaha!) And so, Megamind and “Metro man” fools around, doing light friendly punches at each other and laughing like all the time, throwing hands around each others necks while Roxanne is reporting live, asking them questions.

And then some dude proposes that Roxanne should pose for a few photos with megamind and metroman, and she agrees.

And basically EVERYONE is spamming photos on them. And then “Alright just Roxanne and Megamind now”

So megamind and roxanne awkwardly huddles together, does a few stiff poses. But then people start to order them around on different poses, and they’re actually having a rly good time,lauging as they pose for the next photo.

And then someone proposes that they should do a pose where they hug each other, or that Megamind should plant a kiss on Roxanne’s cheek. And as he gets closer to do so, Roxanne notices the scent of him. Nobody smells like that except Megamind himself….

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#yes good#lol that distinct sent of leather and powdered sugar#nobody smells that much like a giant leather clad donut 

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HAHA YES PLEASE MY GOD I can see it all before me. Smiles nervously twitching. Them, having silent conversations by intense staring. SWEAT. running down their faces. yes good.

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Imagine megamind attending “Metro City’s supers-day” (which is basically a festival for ‘celebrating’ MetroMan and Megamind-) and no one reacting to Megs being there because they just assume that he is one of the many megamind cosplayers.

And he goes around with the other megamind and metroman cosplayers having the time of his life and posing with them for photoshoots and everything.

And imagine Roxanne reporting on the event and going up to the group of cosplayers for a interview, and starts interviewing the one with the best cosplay- which happens to be megamind and some other look-a-like metroman.

And she doesnt realize that its the real megamind, which Megamind finds hilarious (pranks on you, Roxanne hahahahaha!) And so, Megamind and “Metro man” fools around, doing light friendly punches at each other and laughing like all the time, throwing hands around each others necks while Roxanne is reporting live, asking them questions.

And then some dude proposes that Roxanne should pose for a few photos with megamind and metroman, and she agrees.

And basically EVERYONE is spamming photos on them. And then “Alright just Roxanne and Megamind now”

So megamind and roxanne awkwardly huddles together, does a few stiff poses. But then people start to order them around on different poses, and they’re actually having a rly good time,lauging as they pose for the next photo.

And then someone proposes that they should do a pose where they hug each other, or that Megamind should plant a kiss on Roxanne’s cheek. And as he gets closer to do so, Roxanne notices the scent of him. Nobody smells like that except Megamind himself....

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Roxanne is in the club, dancing. Megamind is in the club, looking for her. He figured that he would blend in alot more than Minion would, at this point. He spots Roxanne and walks straight for her, and is just about to grab her shoulder when- Roxanne feels someone behind her and yesss finally someone dares to come close to her despite of her being the “supposed girlfriend” of Metro city’s defender. She starts to grind up on the said guy behind her. He’s very unresponsive at first, but after a short while, it is as if he cant help himself and joins in with her, grinding hard against her. He also snakes his arms around her, and puts his head on her shoulder and breathes hard in her left ear, which makes her even more excited. After a song or so- she turns around slowly, her hands snaking around his neck because she’s thinking of kissing him– When she stops dead in her tracks because??? Acid green eyes?? Large head?? Blue skin?? What

Alternatively: Megamind, who seems to be going in for a kiss also, doesnt notice her realization, and crashes into her lips without thinking.

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Metro City has opened up a new funpark for the children-- And Megamind immediately feels like he needs to inaugurate the park for the first time, by having an evil plot there. Ofcourse he brings Miss Ritchi, which results very badly, as she succeeds in escaping his clutches and starts shooting the plastic balls at his face. It ends up in a wild goose chase for about 1 hour, until Megamind finally catches her in his arms. But they are both too exhausted to do anything about it, so they just sink back down into the sea of plastic balls. Arms loosely around each other, looking up at the sky and just breathing really hard.

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Minion meant to repair Megaminds spandex suit, but somehow managed to do this instead, due to lack of sleep, and already halfway into deepsleep while sewing. Neither of them notice until its actually too late, when they’ve got Roxanne in the usual chair, and she points it out. “New fashion, Megs? Didnt know nip slips could even be a thing.”

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Okay so this is actually my best friend @rikowolfheart s idea, but i've put in a few more details and such. SO. Roxanne's younger sister has struggles with her work at a coffee shop. Her boss is mean so she has to work extra hard to stay, and she really needs the money. But lately, she's been too sick to work, and need to take a week off. But her boss wont let her, because he needs her help at the shop. And if she doesnt show up, she'll get fired. So. Roxanne decides to take her sisters early shifts--which her boss agrees upon. ---------- Megamind, in disguise, walks into his standard coffe shop, in the early morning, just when the sun has risen over metro city. He's done the same old rutine for years now. He orders his coffe and recieves it in his hand. But just about as he's gonna go to his table, he spots Roxanne, and drops his cup in surprise. "oh my god, let me help you! " She yells as she power walks around the dish. Megamind just stares wide greeneyed at her, as she rushes to his aid in an apron and neatly fitted black work clothes. Everyday after that, Megamind drops his cup, just to get Roxanne to rush over and help him. He knows its wrong but--he just cant help himself (and obviously he starts ordering a paper/plastic cup BECAUSE. He doesnt wanna ruin for em.)