#fanfic idea

[the-fate-of-tony-stark]

so some hockey players (the best ones) get hockey sticks made specifically for them that are then sold in stores (like the P29 ‘crosby’ curve by CCM)

post-cottage, pre-outting ilya would get one and they’d ask what number to use (thinking he’d say 81) but he asks them to put 1221.

shane would rather die than change his stick, so he never really paid attention to new sticks being made and ilya was super quiet abt it, teasing him saying ‘u want to steal my stick to beat me?’ which causes shane to just subconsciously ignore the posts about the stick when he does (briefly) scroll through social media.

one day post-shane-to-cens they’re at a sports shop together in ottawa (lost a football or something) and some kid is coming to the hockey sticks and asks the employee and his mum for the ‘1221 stick, so i can be as good as ilya rozanov!’ and shane and ilya go still.

they go over and say hi to the kid, because how could they not, but they leave without getting the football.

then they fuck about it

[tiny-pun]

That “we saw you across the bar and we really dig your vibe”

But it’s

“We saw you across the battlefield and your raw violence, elegant precision and desperate determination has enthralled us”

[goddamnitmahtin-again]

Seeing Double

Au where Jason just- never tells anyone that he’s Red Hood. They think he’s a normal guy who’s majoring in literature and goes to bed early, living with his astronomy major roommate (the family doesn’t know it’s his boyfriend) in an apartment close to Gotham U. The family could not be more thrilled that Jason “left the vigilante life.”

Danny obviously knows Jason is Red Hood. He helped build the helmet. He’s not minoring in engineering for nothing. Was he supposed to know? Well no but eventually it’s hard to hide that from the guy you share a laundry room with. He was cool with it. He was about the same size as Jason after he bulked up for Phantom work in highschool and he fully grew into him self so he borrows the suit sometimes when he goes to costume parties.

As you can imagine… this has caused some interesting conversations.

Red Robin: This is so fucking stupid! Ugh- *uses his bo staff to hit a goon like it’s a baseball bat*

Nightwing: Your telling me! *fighting off 2 goons at once* I’m starting to think Jason had the right idea.

Red Hood: Whose Jason? *shooting goons in the kneecaps like an asshole*

Red Robin: Our brother. *takes down the last goon*

Nightwing: He left the vigilante life. He’s probably tucked in bed right now. Lucky bastard.

Red Hood: Oh really- huh.

Nightwing: Yeah he’s going to college now. *smiles* I’m really proud of him.

Red Hood: Okay well I’m gonna go. *leaves, not wanting to deal with that*

……….

Red Hood: *sitting on a rooftop on patrol* Look D- Robin I don’t think it’s like- good for your identity to keep-

Robin: *ranting about his ahki who was so cool and smart* I tried to bleach the front of my hair once to match and Mother got so mad!

Red Hood: *remembers that vividly* Oh really….

……….

Nightwing on comms: Man I wish I could bulk up like Jason does like goddamn that would be so awesome.

Red Robin on comms: Isn’t your fighting style based on being nimble? How would bulking help with any of that

Nightwing on comms: It wouldn’t after an extent but a man can dream alright?

Robin on comms: You have a lot of dreams don’t you.

Red Hood on comms: *cackling* Everytime you guys mention this Jason guy you talk about him like he’s really hot.

Red Robin on comms: He’s actually really smart. Total reading wiz.

Red Hood on comms: *joking* Wow I’m swooning.

Now this would be all done and dandy if it weren’t for the fact that Steph happened to see Danny in the Red Hood coming home from a costume party. Jason had let him in since the key sometimes didn’t work and of course she jumped to conclusions.

Spoiler: *with red hood at a stakeout* Sooo…. Nightwing said you thought Jason was hot-

Red Hood: Sure. Yeah he’s hot. *not above complimenting himself*

Spoiler: Have you ever… met him?

Red Hood: *laughing* You could say that.

Spoiler: I fucking knew it.

Red Hood: Huh?

Next thing Jason knew, his family were all convinced he was sleeping with Red Hood and they wanted to meet his boyfriend.

Jason: Danny I need a favor.

Danny: What’s up

Jason: So my family thinks that I’m dating Red Hood.

Danny: *laughing* That’s- oh my god

Jason: I know! I know! *cackling* Can you put on my suit and pretend to be my boyfriend for dinner next week?

Danny: This is literally about to be the funniest shit we have ever done.

As you might expect, Jason realizes Danny looks *hot* as Red Hood and the dinner goes amazing.

When it starts inching towards finals season and Jason is writing his 10 page essays on the character arc of Mr Darcy, Danny starts going out as Red Hood so Jason can find time to sleep. Jason doesn’t know this. All he knows is that he doesn’t seem to have as much work to do outside of college right now and he’s not going to question a good thing.

Of course Jason eventually finds out and damn Danny is actually pretty good at it. He knows how to shoot and he’s got fighting skills to back it up. Little does Jason know is that it’s purely because of Danny’s teen ghost fighting. But all in all, there’s just 2 Red Hoods now. Most of the time it’s Jason and when he doesn’t wanna, Danny goes instead. It’s great.

Until one night Dick finds them making out on a rooftop they thought they were alone on, both in full Red Hood gear. It’s like he’s seeing double.

Nightwing: What the fuck-

Jason: Ah- um-

Danny: Fuck off Dickwing

Nightwing: Jason why are you dressed like Red Hood

Danny: uh-

Jason: *panicking* It’s a kink?

Danny: *pinches the bridge if his nose, knowing he’s gonna have to go along with it* Yup

Nightwing: I uh…. I was never here.

Jason: Agreed.

[nuthin-gold-can-stay]

percy jackson treating the color blue as a superstition, because when he was a kid it was an inside joke between his mom and him, because it was the one part of his childhood his jerk stepdad couldn't invade since he didn't even understand it, because it proved his mom loved him. after all he told her one time in the second grade that his favorite color was blue and she immediately decided to make it Their Thing.

the awkward 11 year old kid on financial aid at his fancy private school, with blue candy wrappers in his pocket and a blue eraser so he won't fail the test. blue marker doodles on his arm that he drew in the lobby of the principal's office so he won't get expelled (again.) blue t-shirt on the first day of summer, so maybe his stepdad won't take notice of him when he comes back from boarding school. blue birthday cake so the next year will be lucky and blue pancakes because him and his mom made them together and blue backpack so maybe this school will be the one where people will treat him like he's Normal.

he's wearing a red jacket when the Minotaur attacks him and his mom on Half-blood Hill and he'll never wear that color again. when it's time to pick roommates in sixth grade at Yancy Academy and he doesn't have any friends to reach for immediately, he picks the boy with the blue shoes. this boy's name is grover underwood and he's a good roommate choice because later he'll turn out be a great satyr and one of the best friends this kid's ever had. percy wraps blue paper tape on his sword's hilt when the leather grip is falling apart and the walls of his mom's boyfriend's apartment (the jerk stepdad died) are dark blue so maybe this new guy will be cool. sally and paul's wedding ring is a blue diamond so yeah, he's cool. fuck.

they can think he's weird. superstitions mean nothing in greek mythology. but he's just scared. Luke Castellan's eyes were blue but when Kronos possessed him, they turned gold. nine year old in his fourth boarding school in four years, walking home wondering if his mom still cares because he doesn't know she's sending him away to make the monsters lose track, he just thinks she's sending him as far as possible from her. being reassured by the fact that she remembered to bring blue candy from her job at Sweet on America to greet him home for Christmas break and his stepdad will call them weird but he won't take notice.

he'll redo the blue paper tape on the sword's hilt for the entire month after the battle of manhattan so nothing else goes wrong, kronos won't come back, it'll really be over. and when that goes doesn't work and the giants rise on August 1st he'll wear blue instead of his CHB t-shirt so Gaea will fall.

he'll be ok. it'll be ok.

[chaosandfanfic]

DPxDC Fanfic Idea: Emotion Regulator

Danny passively absorbs powerful, aggressive emotions. Things like rage, hate, despair, panic, terror, and so on. Not enough to leave someone as a husk, but enough that those emotions don't overtake them.

Raven's connection to her father is triggered and enhanced by feelings like rage, annoyance, hatred, and other warlike emotions. To combat this, she tries to keep herself nearly numb, meditating and regulating herself so she can maintain as much control over her emotions as possible.

Turns out, a much better way to deal with her demonic anger is to just stick close to Danny and let him feed off the excess before it gets to the point that Trigon can start using them to pump Raven full of interdimensional evil juju.

[graceful-ashes]

Buddie platonically sharing a bed and Buck wakes realising he's spooning Eddie, he doesn't completely freak out but he's like oh shit, and extracts himself and rolls over to face the other way but sleepy Eddie rolls to follow him and pulls him against his chest because he was enjoying the cuddles.

[endlessly-eternally-yours]

Animal Shifter AU where Bruce's form is a bat, and when he finds out Jason's identity he gets so overwhelmed by emotion he shifts and just squeaks up a storm, calling out desperately for his little miracle boy, and Jason who is so filled with rage and hate is snapped out of the pit haze by seeing such a small creature so clearly distressed. He's still angry, still bitter, but he can't bring myself to hurt his father.

Jason, who is furiously threatening to kill Bruce even as he cradles the small bat to his chest, who is plastered so firmly against Jason's chest plate it's as though he's trying to fuse into Jason's skin. Bruce doesn't shift back even when he's able to, when he's not overwhelmed anymore, because Jason will leave again when he's a person, and Jason takes the time to air out all of his grievances while Bruce can't talk back to defend himself.

Jason ends up going to a safehouse and Bruce stays with him for like two days, and by the end of it Jason feels significantly better because his dad is being so clingy and affectionate that it reminds him of the happiest years of his life, spent in Wayne Manor. His anger burns out quickly, and he can't bring it back. When Alfred tracks his ass down, not knowing who the Red Hood is yet but furious because he thinks Jason killed or took Bruce, he damn near shoots down the door of Jason's safehouse to see Jason reading on his couch, Bruce (as a bat) curled up on his shoulder and nuzzling his little head into the underside of Jason's jaw.

And obviously Jason can't deny Alfred anything so he gets dragged back to Wayne Manor where Dick and Tim await, losing their minds with worry.