{Fluff} A chance encounter with one royal advisor at the most magical gala you had ever attended.
Warnings:Ā None
Song: Enchanted
The only good thing about a Gala, or any eventĀ Ā that required one to dress up was, well, dressing up.Ā Which was why, with the current retinue, you couldnāt help but be bored. Your head lolled to the side as you fought sleep.Ā
Perhaps the only thing that had kept you sane while chatting up dignitaries and politicians on trivial matters was the champagne that was being paraded around on silver serving trays.Ā
You were dragged into another lackluster conversation about the food choices of tonightās gala, because how could they have chosen Duscaean Dace over Gold Lucian Carp? You nodded absently, swirling the glass around, a headache beginning to pulse in the inner recesses of your mind.Ā Certainly, you were sure that the only reasons that topics like that were discussed was because they liked to hear the sound of their own posh voices.Ā And frankly, you had had enough.
A plan was being formulated to escape the clutches of this conversation, your eyes scanning the crowd for the exit. A pair of startling green ones caught yours, and the liquid in your glass swirled to a stop.Ā
Canāt wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say āhey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we arenāt like that anymoreā
- Note: Shiny can actually write something that's not yandere? I know, shocker. It's possible, believe it or not! I didn't know if I would share this, but I decided I should put it out there. Let's see how y'all like this one. Depending on how it's received, I can consider a second part with the rest of the main cast.
Important to note: I'm only really familiar with one of the parks, so obviously I'm basing this off that one. Yeah, I know TWST will never become a huge part of the parks. Trust me, I know. But it's still fun to imagine.
You know what my favorite part about this idea is? Itās the fact that because the characters are canonically based on villains, they practically have permission to be mean. Yeah, so for yāall who donāt know, most of the āgoodā characters have to keep up the persona and be kind all the time. The villains though? Theyāre allowed to have a bit more fun by being a bit unkind, to put it lightly.
HEARTSLABYUL
Ace Trappola
Where can I find Ace?
In ToonTown. Heās never too far down the road. Usually you can find him in one of three places: lounging by the fountain, hanging out by the concession stands, or off towards the right by Roger Rabbitās Car Toon Spin. Usually, thereās a certain someone else with him.
Whatās something Ace might do?
Oh, he toys with the guests in mostly harmless ways. Pointing out their shoes are untied when theyāre not just to disappear, and popping up behind others to startle them and get a laugh. If youāre lucky, he might even perform a card trick or two just for you or he and Deuce might join you on a ride.
How can I get Aceās attention?
Just say something along the lines of āhey, Ace, wanna see something funny?ā and you got his undivided attention. Did Deuce fall? No? Then whatever it is, it better be funny or heāll be sorely disappointed.Ā
What might Ace say?Ā
When asked for a photo: āYouāre asking for a picture? Isnāt that more Caterās thing? Fineeeee, I guess if I have too.āĀ
When asked for an autograph: āWhat do you need my signature for? You want it in your notebook? Wow, I didnāt know you liked me THAT much. Kinda weird.āĀ
When annoyed: āYou never got accepted into Night Raven, huh? Yeah, go figures. I donāt think you would have made it there.ā
When approaching you: āWhatās up? You just came out of a ride, didnāt you? And you went without me! Iām hurt. Now you gotta hang out with me for a minute to make up for it.ā
Deuce Spade
Where can I find Deuce?
In ToonTown. Usually, he can be found with Ace in the previously listed three locations: by the fountain, by the concession stands, or off towards the right by Roger Rabbitās Car Toon Spin.
Whatās something Deuce might do?
When not bickering with Ace, heās looking at the mobility scooters. Those donāt look very fast⦠If youāre lost, heās willing to give you directions! Isnāt that the job of an upstanding honor student? To help others? Although, he might accidentally send you the wrong way.Ā
How can I get Deuceās attention?
Heās taken it upon himself to watch over Ace, although thatās probably not the best idea since heāll get dragged into antics too. āUh, Deuce, your friend is messing with another guest.ā Heās at it again??
What might Deuce say?Ā
When asked for a photo: āYou want a picture? Of me? Um, well, okay. Letās do it! I think my Mom would like to see that I've made some friends.āĀ
When asked for an autograph: āYou want me to write my name in your book? Huh⦠okay, I donāt see why not. Just on this page?ā
When annoyed: āI may not know all the Queenās rules, but even I know you shouldnāt really be doing that.āĀ
When approaching you: āYou look tired. Weāre going to go hang out at those tables over there in the shade. You should join us.ā
Cater Diamond
Where can I find Cater?
In Fantasyland. Between King Arthurās Carrousel and The Mad Hatter shop. The area is super photogenic you know. If youāre lucky, you might encounter him alongside another fellow third-year.Ā
Whatās something Cater might do?
You need to come with him, ASAP. He requires a second opinion on which pair of ears looks best on him. Or would a hat look better? Heās all too happy to pose with you while trying on accessories in the shop, and pairing your outfit with your own headpiece.Ā
How can I get Caterās attention?
All you need to say is āoh, Cater, can you take a picture of us?ā You want him to take the picture? Wouldnāt you prefer he be in the picture with you? Come on, stand next to him and smile. You should snap a few more just in case!Ā
What might Cater say?Ā
When asked for a photo: āUh, of course! Duh! You have to send it to me though, ākay? Oh, come this way, I know the best spot with the perfect lighting!ā
When asked for an autograph: āMe? You want my autograph? Why?? Iām flattered, but Iām not like an A-list celeb or anything, but sure!ā
When annoyed: āUh, can you not step over the flowers? Youāre ruining the aesthetic, and thereās a fence there for a reason.ā
When approaching you: āI just had to tell you, your outfit is super cute! Especially your shoes. Come with me, I was looking for some company to chat with as I look for the Housewarden.ā
Trey Clover
Where can I find Trey?
Between The Mad Tea Party ride and the Alice In Wonderland ride in Fantasyland. Usually he sticks by the wide road bordering the Matterhorn Bobsleds, but sometimes heāll appear closer to The Mad Hatter shop.Ā
Whatās something Trey might do?
Showing concern to any guest with Alice in Wonderland merchandise, especially those inspired by the Queen of Hearts. If youāre eating a sweet treat and taking a break by a bench, he might join you and ask about what you have there.Ā
How can I get Treyās attention?
Itās fairly easy to get his attention, but you can ask something like, āTrey, can you recommend some sweets?ā and heās by your side in an instant with a list of his favorites.Ā
What might Trey say?Ā
When asked for a photo: āA picture with me, huh? Well, if youāre sure about it, then go ahead. But Iām not as photogenic as the others.ā
When asked for an autograph: āMy name? In your book? Thatās an odd request, but if itāll make you happy, then Iāll do it.āĀ
When annoyed: āDonāt be giving me more trouble now. I already have enough on my plate as it is.ā
When approaching you: āAre you lost? If you have time to spare, would you join me? Iām looking for Cater so we can join Riddle in a moment.ā
Riddle Rosehearts
Where can I find Riddle?
Walking around three notable landmarks in Fantasyland: The Mad Hatter shop, Mad Tea Party ride, and The Alice in Wonderland ride. Most often he can be found walking anywhere between these locations.Ā
Whatās something Riddle might do?
Usually, heāll walk about and correct behavior and mistakes. If you are to spend the day here, then you must conduct yourself properly. Move along, and do not hold up the line! Pick up after yourselves! And, if you comply with the rules, he may join you on one of the nearby rides.
How can I get Riddleās attention?
If youāre within his earshot and he hears, āI donāt remember if this is against the rulesā¦ā Heās marching right towards you. Heāll reprimand you lightly for not knowing the regulations, but seeing that this wasnāt a terrible offense, heāll let it slide just this once.
What might Riddle say?Ā
When asked for a photo: āA photograph? Very well, Iāll allow it. Make it quick. Stand straight, lift your head, and look at the camera.ā
When asked for an autograph: āYou want my signature? Whatever for? It better not be for something I wouldnāt approve of. Itās not? Fine, then. Let me see your pen.āĀ
When annoyed: āDo you normally act in such a way that flagrantly violates the rules? Beyond the regulations, itās simply bad manners. Do I need to teach you basic manners you were clearly never taught?ā
When approaching you: āYou. You shall accompany me to the tea party. Come now, quickly, we donāt have all day. Iām certain Trey and Cater are awaiting our arrival at the designated location with the table already set. So do not dally.ā
SAVANACLAW
Jack Howl
Where can I find Jack?
In Frontierland. He prefers to be off on his own in the less busy routes, like the roads leading off to Galaxyās Edge behind Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. However, on occasion, he can be found on Tom Sawyer Island. Most of the time heās alone, but sometimes you just might find him following another beastman.Ā
What something Jack might do?
Constantly heās on the move, and doesnāt stop to interact with just anyone. If he catches you recording him for far too long, heāll approach you intimidatingly to call you out on the recording. Heās easily frightening others as he might pass and give a few glares here and there.Ā
How can I get Jackās attention?
Heās definitely one of the hardest to interact with, and even if he does notice you, chances are that heāll brush right past you. In order to really capture his attention, you might have to say something like, āI have a challenge for you, Jack.āĀ
What might Jack say?Ā
When asked for a photo: āNo⦠What do you mean you challenge me to take a picture? Thatās notāā Fine. Just take the picture already.ā
When asked for an autograph: āOkay, okay, stop. Iām not giving you my signature unless you agree to stop bothering me.āĀ
When annoyed: āWhat? Iāve got no intention of being friends, so buzz off. Iām not listening to a word coming from someone weaker than me.ā
When approaching you: āHey, you. Yeah, you. You okay with rollercoasters? Good. Keep up. They wonāt let me on unless I have someone else with me in my row.ā
Ruggie Bucchi
Where can I find Ruggie?
In Frontierland. Either heās roaming around on the bridge beside Big Thunder Mountain Railroad that leads straight to Galaxyās Edge or heās looking for Leona on Tom Sawyer Island. Half the time heās solo, but the other half of the time thereās another beastman around him.
Whatās something Ruggie might do?
Staring at the food carts. Heāll just appear as youāre in line for one, curious on what youāre ordering. Heās a stealthy one, as he finds amusement in giving guests a little scare just to laugh about it. Donāt be too mad, heās just having a bit of fun. If you help him search for his fellow beastman, heāll convince them to at least chat with you.Ā
How can I get Ruggieās attention?
Since Ruggie is probably searching for Leona, you could easily grab his attention with āoh, Ruggie, I saw Leona over there a second ago.ā If you were lying, heās gonna make you help him find Leona now.Ā
What might Ruggie say?Ā
When asked for a photo: āA picture, huh? Sure⦠Okay, hold on now. Where are you going? You got your picture, but now you owe me something.ā
When asked for an autograph: āMākay, signed and done. There you go. Now, you gotta come with me. I never said Iād do it for free, heheh.ā
When annoyed: āHeh, so unprepared. Honestly, I donāt even think youād be of real use to me, so this is where weāll part ways. Bye-bye!ā
When approaching you: āAww, look, a fresh-faced newbie! Donāt you know you should never let your guard down? I can teach you a thing or two, but you gotta do something for me in return.ā
Leona Kingscholar
Where can I find Leona?
In Frontierland. Nine times out of ten, heās lounging somewhere hidden on Tom Sawyer Island. However, on occasion, you might be able to find him walking along Big Thunder Mountain Railroad as he makes his way to the island. And sometimes there might be another beastman nearby looking for him.Ā
Whatās something Leona might do?
Ignore people, almost all the time. Like Jack, heās another one thatās difficult to interact with. Heāll go so far as to reject requests for photos and autographs. Heās much more likely to find someplace where people canāt reach him, like up high, and stay there. The most heāll give are bored tired glances and eye rolls.Ā
How can I get Leonaās attention?
Now that is the question. Hardly anything works. You just have to catch him in a good mood. You have a slight chance of getting a response if you ask something along the lines of, āHey, how was your nap?āĀ
What might Leona say?Ā
When asked for a photo: āTsk⦠Alright, since you asked me with the respect I deserve, Iāll let you take one picture. Hurry it up.ā
When asked for an autograph: āReally? Youāre bugginā me for something like that? You must be pretty fearless to request an autograph from me.āĀ
When annoyed: āGet your paws off. I never gave you permission to touch, and I hate handsy people. You just want to talk to me? Forget it. It aināt happening.ā
When approaching you: āYou were the one waving at me earlier. At least you werenāt yelling for my attention. Hm⦠Iām in a good mood, so I guess I wonāt torment you. Iāll let you hang out around me, it might be better than Ruggie or Jackās company.ā
OCTAVINELLE
Floyd Leech
Where can I find Floyd?
In New Orleans Square. Although heās a bit of a wildcard. Heās supposed to be mostly between Disneyland Railroad and the little maze that is New Orleans Square, but heāll wander off near Harbour Galley, River Belle Terrace, or sometimes all the way on Tom Sawyer Island.Ā
Whatās something Floyd might do?
Following whoever looks interesting. Heāll go into shops or restaurants just to surprise people, or join people on a ride whenever heās feeling bored. If you get lucky and he picks you to go on a ride with him, heāll cut to the front. Although if you fail to keep his interest, heāll walk away mid-conversation.Ā
How can I get Floydās attention?
Itās usually fairly easy to get his attention, especially when he's in a good mood. If you just go, āhey, Floyd, doesnāt that look fun?ā Heās at your side to see what youāre looking at. It better actually be fun.Ā
What might Floyd say?Ā
When asked for a photo: āAgain? Itās always can I get a picture, can I get a picture, can I get a picture? Iām tired of hearing it. If I take a picture with you, are you gonna at least make it fun?ā
When asked for an autograph: āAzul says never to sign things for suspicious people. Itās a good thing Iām not Azul, huh?āĀ
When annoyed: āYouāre funny. Youāre like a barnacle, so clingy and hard to get off. Shouldnāt you be scared Iāll get back at you? Seriously, knock it off.ā
When approaching you: āThis is a drag⦠Oooh! Hereās an idea. Iāll just tail you. I bet youāre lots of fun, hm? Iāll tag along until I get bored.ā
Jade Leech
Where can I find Jade?
In New Orleans Square or Adventureland. Customarily heāll stroll around River Belle Terrace or the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, usually admiring the vegetation near the Adventureland Treehouse. However, he might venture further into New Orleans Square to find his companions.Ā
Whatās something Jade might do?
Oh, he so enjoys greeting the naive guests. It is especially entertaining when Floyd is there to assist in the welcome. Itās why theyāll seek each other out, and walk around startling any unfortunate soul they come across. Should someone be lost, he may offer them a hand, but it may not be wise to trust him completely.Ā
How can I get Jadeās attention?
Donāt let him hear you say anything like āJade, I might be lost.ā If he hears that, heās honing in on you and offering you a helping hand. Although thereās no telling where heāll really take you.Ā
What might Jade say?Ā
When asked for a photo: āMy, my, youāre the third person to have requested a photo with me in the past several minutes. It appears Iām quite popular, Iām honestly a tad embarrassed.ā
When asked for an autograph: āWhat a highly suspicious request. I must admit, I am intrigued. Itās not too often that I find myself in the position of the signatory.āĀ
When annoyed: āHaha, I see youāre a mischief maker. However, youāre hardly charming. In fact, I would say youāre being rather unreasonable.ā
When approaching you: āWould you care to join me? What for, you ask? Why do you look at me so? Iām wounded. I was merely inviting you along so that you might meet my companions.ā
Azul Ashengrotto
Where can I find Azul?
In New Orleans Square. Where the foot traffic is heaviest with an abundance of poor suckers potential clients is where youāre most likely to find Azul. Thatās anywhere between the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, the Royal Street Veranda, and Cafe Orleans. Sometimes, heāll venture around the nearby shops.
Whatās something Azul might do?
Meandering by all the restaurants. Should he find someone eating alone at one of the tables, heāll gladly keep you company. Heās a great deal interested in all these dishes. The conversation is pleasant, but heāll quickly shift it towards a more business-like tone. Tell him your woes, for heās always willing to aid an unfortunate soul.Ā
How can I get Azulās attention?
It could happen by accident. Maybe you're in a shop, browsing the selection, and absentmindedly murmuring to yourself, āI wonder if this has a discountā¦ā If he happens to be nearby and hears you, heās gladly presenting you a rare deal. Maybe not for the item you want to buy, but instead something else.
What might Azul say?Ā
When asked for a photo: āOf course! Youāre in luck to have met such a saint like me. How could I ever turn down such an earnest request?āĀ
When asked for an autograph: āNormally, Iām against handing out my signature, but if you insist. There, done. Now, may I have your signature? Sign right here on this contract.ā
When annoyed: āYouāre quite boisterous. No one likes a chatterbox, you know. It appears you really are in dire need of assistance. Those who tend to depend on my aid are the miserable, the lonely, and the depressed⦠Pathetic.āĀ
When approaching you: āWelcome, welcome! I see that Jade and Floyd have led you directly to me. And how right they were to do so! Someone of your tender disposition will not last long here! Walk with me. You wonāt regret it.ā
big fan of characters who look cool and tough and stoic but only because theyre internally thinking "fuckkk what do i say. how do i make friends. they didnt teach me how to do that in sword school."