Random Dadisms

The adventures of an overgrown kid in his forties with three crazy little boys, and a very patient wife.

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An example of what can happen when my five year old gets into the scrap wood.

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FYI: Pelicans are the Über of the animal world.

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The baby snapped this off my alarm clock and handed it to me. C'est la vie, it's been so long since I got to use that button I forgot what it does.

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My two year old is thrilled to go out for Mexican (at Tortilla Jo's)

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Expensive Coffee - check! Cell Phone - check! Uninterested Expression - check! Douchie looking facial hair - nope! … oh so close to looking like a real hipster

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The worst STD ever…

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Being weird at the Cheesecake Factory. Great food, good thing I wore my shorts with the elastic waistband. (at The Cheesecake Factory)

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"Bacon!!" …yes, I'm raising carnivores.

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Just like the Skywalkers our family had a tough time choosing between the dark side or the light side. #Disneyland #starwars (at Disneyland)

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"I promised not say what we got you for Father's Day… Look Dad, I made a Lego dust collector!"

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Chasing after the boys wears me out but I gotta admit, living in Olympia is pretty cool. (at Percival Landing)

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So, um… Chewbaca & Leia hooked up and had Leia's Mom, twin brother, mini-Leia, headless Yoda, & an Ewok? I knew the #Starwars #familytree was weird, but I didn't think it was this weird.

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Miserable kindergartener sick with ear infection? A prescription for Empire Strikes Back makes it all better! (…um, antibiotics help too) #RaisingNerds

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What happens when a Dad with 3 little kids is left in a waiting room for over an hour? He leaves you presents! #StinkyDiaper (at Group Health Urgent Care)

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Like Hansel & Gretel's bread crumbs my kids leave a trail of granola & raisin bran everywhere they go. (at Group Health Urgent Care)

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The boys are having a ball on playground's cool double swing. Josh says I have to build one for our house… I don't think that's gonna happen. (at Percival Landing)

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They may all be sick, but they're still adorable… I had to document the first time in weeks that my kids haven't been little snot balls exploding in every direction.