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[ID: a 4 star StoryGraph review by juniscus. It reads, “did he win the idgaf war? only you can decide.” END ID]

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[ID: a 4 star Pagebound review by ErinYeager. It reads, “Well now I'm very conscious of the fact that everyone I've ever interacted with has perceived me:” attched is an image of a screaming, crying cat with the text ‘please stop perceiving me!!!’ in all caps on it. END ID]

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[ID: a 4 star Pagebound review by Fantasy. It reads, “This takes “guy who brings a guitar to the party” to a whole new level”. END ID]

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[ID: a 5 star StoryGraph review by yuvalsela. It reads, “had me being interested in a man thinking about being horny.....” END ID]

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[ID: a 1.5 star StoryGraph review by boobwieser. It reads, “This book was really short but I would be pissed if it was any longer. Didn't care for it... he's just non chalant and that's all there is to it. If people think this is deep then they'll find my 7th grade fanfiction very interesting as well”. END ID]

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[ID: a 3.5 star Pagebound review by leshka. It reads, “what a good day to be autistic and not in jail”. END ID]

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[ID: a 5 star StoryGraph review by salinabox. It reads,

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑAΑΑΑAAHΗHΗ HHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG OOONNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*Ahem*

Anyway,”

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[ID: a 4 star Pagebound review by pykora. It reads, “oh i'm no stranger to hating the sun, that overstimulating bitch”. The reviewer's selected three emojis to describe the book are: 😐🌞💀. END ID]

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[ID: a 2.5 star Pagebound review by mysteriousgap. It reads, “god i hate french people”. The reviewer's selected three emojis to describe the book are: 🇫🇷🏖️ 🧑‍⚖️. END ID]

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[ID: a StoryGraph review by ladytank07. They DNFed at 13% and wrote, “Too much witchcraft, summo ing and Spirit pleasing”. END ID]

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[ID: a 5 star StoryGraph review by bren_nnieeee. It reads, “Read this if you enjoy:”. There's nothing listed. END ID]

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[ID: a Goodreads review by ELLIAS (Ellliasreads). It reads, “i am happy to announce that this cover cured my prescription. i will now no longer need glasses.“ END ID]

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[ID: a StoryGraph review by elireadsandcrohect. They DNFed at 25% and wrote, “She fucked his dad”. END ID]

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[ID: a 4 star Pagebound review by pykora. It reads, “romance but make it one of those reddit “am i the asshole” relationship stories that's so messy you think it has to be fake.” The reviewer's selected three emojis to describe the book are: 💍🎨💦 END ID]

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[ID: a 2 star Pagebound review by Astraios. It reads, “Plot: the most selfish and irresponsible people you know use grief as an excuse to do insane things.” The reviewer's selected three emojis to describe the book are: 💍🏝️🥘END ID]

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[ID: a 3 star StoryGraph review by bmo420. It reads, “2.5. The messiness of this book was fun and sexy for a while, but the relationships didn't feel well-developed, and I was bored by the end.” END ID]

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[ID: a 2 star StoryGraph review by lenawithabook. It reads, “Boy Mom: The Book” END ID]