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Meeting Of Illuminated Masters Part 2

Meeting OF Illuminated Masters Part 2

Marin Luther King, Sigmund Freud, Bruce Lee.

This meeting happened way before these masters became famous I was there and I recoded what was said, so I can share with all the readers around the world.

Martin Luther King: I have a dream ! I have a dream! can someone help me decipher the meaning of it?

Sigmund Freud: Hello my friends , I heard someone screaming was that you Martin?

Martin Luther King: Yes doctor Freud, I have been having a very disturbing dream, and our friend Bruce Lee here is in it as well, I know about the Great Wall of China, I eat rice every now and then but I don't have any connection to Asian culture.

Sigmund Freud: Bruce you are in good shape, and I know that martial art is sacred in your culture, I don't mean to use a stereotype but do you practice Martial art at all Bruce?

Bruce Lee: yes doctor Freud I do, but I do not see how I can be part of Martin's dream Sir.

Sigmund Freud: Gentlemen, for me to understand that dream,I must ask you guys some questions, Martin what do you do my friend?

Martin Luther King: I am a Baptist minister doctor Freud, I am a man of peace.

Sigmund Freud: Is there a fight going on in your dream Martin?

Martin Luther King: Yes Doctor Freud, But it is not a fight between me and Bruce Lee, it is a fight in which I see my children and a bunch of other children getting together for equality and justice.

Bruce Lee: If there was a fight going on between me and Martin I would Kick his black ass.

Martin Luther King: Nigga Please!shut up! and let's figure out the meaning of my dream.

Sigmund Freud: Martin your dream tells me that you need to have sex, if you want your children to come together with other children you must create them in the first place, and the fastest way to do so is to have sex.

Martin Luther King: why do you have to connect everything to sex Doctor Freud?

Sigmund Freud: We are here because sex happened, sex is in both our conscious and unconscious mind.

Martin Luther King: I understand the part about sex, but please don't tell me I should have sex with Bruce Lee. what is he doing in my dream anyway?

Sigmund Freud: Martin Let me tell you again, your mission is to get into the missionary position, if you do so Bruce Lee's people will be accepted in all positions in society, that will be proven true on the day William Hung will present himself as one of America's Idols.

Martin Luther King: I do not condone the worship of idols Doctor Freud, I am a Baptist minister what are you talking about?

Sigmund Freud: Don't worry Martin just go home have some sleep and keep on dreaming.

Bruce Lee: What about me? what do you recommend doctor Freud?

Sigmund Freud: keep on fighting Bruce Lee, you are creating a stage for a guy who will come flying like a Jet, and all of Hollywood and the rest of the world will know him as Jet Li.

Flesh And Appearance Will Decay

Flesh and appearance will decay either today or tomorrow.

The quality of the milk does not depend on the size of the breast.

Don't be surprised if you stumble upon a cow with some serious horse power.

Our attention to flesh and appearance has turned us into a carnivorous species on detention.

It is better to be good, than to look good.

Look will turn its back on us and force us to have back surgery.

But the good that we do is what will have our back.

It appears that nothing last forever, therefore flesh and appearance will decay

Newton And The Apple Macintosh

I went all the way back through time without leaving my space

Upon reaching the doors of Cambridge, there he was with his brain in motion

Sitting in that little corner away from turbulence and thinking with grace

He seems not to care about all the hype about his mind being sold in auction

I approach Sir Isaac whose appearance suddenly takes a new tone

With a laptop in hand, I tell him that this is the universe where I come from

He asks me for the center, and makes me realize the gravity of not leaving him alone

As if I was his son he grabs me, and points at the sun, and tells me that he knows the outcome

Upon seeing the light coming from my device he drops his compass

He puts his hands all over it and finds out that it has very little mass

When I open my homepage, He seems to be more amazed by the light

Then he says, " I always knew that light would never lose a single fight

And that in the future it would be a force to be reckoned with on all sides."

It Is In Our Nature

Oxygen is in our nature and is also within us.

Hold your breathe because I do have more to say.

Iron is in our nature and is also within us, but we tend to think that we are iron man.

The irony in that is the fact that life is not a movie, it is reality full of drama.

We act as if we are the only one on stage, and we care not for our surrounding.

We must take care of our nature, that careless and destructive path is not natural.

Those words can suffocate those who care not, that is my warning please make it global.

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Greed. The Powerful

Greed, The Powerful

Being greedy can give you a big mansion and the capacity to withdraw from any bank.

But, I must make a big mention on the fact that greed can take all power and make you sleep on a river bank.

Broke Students And Ramen Noodle

Ramen Noodle is the food of choice of broke students, in the dorms, nothing smells stronger than the smell of those lifeless pasta worms which are about to get consumed in order to give life to those who have been lingering with their hunger since class started this morning.

Can We?

I am not sure that we can, but we sure know how to hurt each other.

Mankind has learned to bite without using teeth.

Mankind has learned to punch without using fist.

Mankind has learned to rape without using private parts.

Mankind knows how to bring down, but knows not how to reach up.

Mankind is all about being rich, and be at the very top.

If we were to place love at the top we would all be rich.

Unfortunately we are all blinded by our evil glare.

Once again I am asking you Mankind, and, human kind, can we?

Please don't say yes we can, because this is not a run for office.

c Over There

Over There

Over there is where you want to be.

But why don't you accept the fact that you are here?.

Here is the world of tomorrow, do you not remember yesterday?.

yes the yesterday you fit into, and is the reason why you are over here today

yes you will get over there, but before, you have to be here, down here.

life was not meant to be easy, therefore we shall take it easy.

Death can come easily, but the outcome might not be that easy.

Before you head over there you have bridges to cross my friend.

so keep your fingers crossed and hope that his sacrifice on the cross was worth it.

Word For The Little Ladies

Rosa was one of the most beautiful flowers to have grown in the Parks of Society.

Eleanor will forever be the best deal Roosevelt has ever cut, there is nothing new to that.

No laughter is more hilarious than Hillary's when she is running for office.

Helen Keller taught us that we could communicate without the need for eye contact.

Catherine Flon sewed the colors of Haiti when it became the first nation of colored.

Whenever Little Shirley appears, your screen will turn into a sacred Temple.

Little ladies of today if you look upon the ladies described above you won't need a sex tape.

As a matter of fact duct tape will be used to shut the mouth of those who mean you harm.

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Friends Are Usually

Friends are usually those who are not from your mother's womb.

Friends are usually those who will have the courage to visit your tomb.

Friends are usually those who are down with uplifting both you and your spirit.

Friends are usually those who give you a hand, when life gives you the middle finger.

Friends are usually those who will be on their feet just so you can find a space to fit.

Friends are usually those who will include you on their will even if you are six feet under.

Not Everyone

Not everyone who loves you wants to sleep with you.

Not everyone who sleeps with you loves you.

If you do not love my quote, simply remember the word love out of it.

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Sleeping is not the twin sister of death, depression actually is. When depression enters the mind life becomes an impossible quiz. When depression attacks your soul, it can spread all over your soul mate. When depression comes into the picture, you might soon ask death out on a date. Do...

Depression

Sleeping is not the twin sister of death, depression actually is. When depression enters the mind life becomes an impossible quiz. When depression attacks your soul, it can spread all over your soul mate. When depression comes into the picture, you might soon ask death out on a date. Do remember that your death will not kill depression, it might create another terrible fate. We all have loved ones, no matter how hated we are, when depressed let’s keep them in mind. Written by Carl Cupidon //www.Rascarlcupidon.tumblr.com

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Below The See Level

Below The See Level Here on Earth wrongdoings seem to happen below the see level. The pedophile got away because the judge could not see reason. The murderer is free because he could see a very expensive lawyer. The corrupt cop uses all the heroin from the drug bust, now nothing is left to see. The sex tourist cruises the Asian seas after the underage girl, but her daddy sees money. The African child is turned into a soldier who fights an enemy he can’t even see. In the face of such chaos all we do most of the time is simply saying ”we’ll see.”

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Cogitare!! Juvenis, Cogitare!!

Cogitare !! Juvenis,Cogitare!! Think young woman, think even when you lose your mind. Think young man, Think even when you are confined. who you are is the Dawn which will bring a brighter dusk. The scent of your thoughts can be that one powerful musk. Tomorrow will be the reflection of what you!, today think. Wasting your thoughts, and ideas can make you the weakest link. Learn to endure pain in order to stay young. The sound of your Opinions will be the future's theme song. use freedom with no abuse, and your mind will be the abs muscle of the future. the future where everyone will profit from the fact that your mind was fit with composure

Advice For The Impatient

Young men I will be the first to tell you that Marijuana is not bad, Young girl I will be the first to tell you that Marijuana is not evil. I want to be the first to tell you that your mother and father put you in High school, but not in a school of high, therefore be patient, graduate, give yourself time to be an adult, then you can blow smoke wherever you want.

In The Basement Of The Heart.

In The Basement Of The Heart Down in the basement of the heart, there is a non stop drum beat. From the careless to the heartless, this drumbeat makes all of us dance, even in our sleep. Nothing in the Universe is more precious than this drum beat. It is so fragile, that it can stop even after we receive a minor beating.

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