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#“gotta protect barky at all costs” vs “ask him to take his shirt off!”#the dutiful protection of captain's modesty vs the delight in sharing his d partner's body w an audience #this too is about sashaforsyekky what with ekky wearing the hat he got at wimbledon. you know the one he met up w sasha.#well anyways #sorry all ill be talking about for the rest of eternity is the coldplay concert incident™ forsblad edition #ekky wont let you see sasha tummy but he will let you see forsy tummy! priorities.

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PLAGENS: You want [Barkov] to win a Norris trophy? Just give him one year to learn the position, and he'll probably be a contender for the Norris by Year 2.

OLIVE: He's got the stick for it already.

PLAGENS: He... I can... I can see him—and Paul Maurice has maybe joked about it, but I don't think it's entirely a joke! When he's about 40, he'll become a defenceman, and give you about five good years on the back-end.

OLIVE: I can see him doing it.

PLAGENS: And he'd probably really enjoy it!

Territory Talk | 6.1.26 (x)

#sasha can do whatever he wants for as long as he wants to do it <3 #i loke how much the sasha can be a dman joke has devolved over the years that now suddenly paul is so sure its gonna happen #that even jameson and doug are talking about it #like well fuck it sasha you WILL switch to D at 40 i dont know what to tell you! its happening! everyone believes it!!#PAUL LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONEEEEEEEEEEEE #remember how staunchly against paul was against this... remember...#now hes joking about it and everyone's taking him seriously...

#as you can tell lundy had a fun time at the concert outing <3 #the joys of being able to lift up a trophy <3

#thighs...#personally i think the camera should always be a little zoomed out so we can see how much sasha shifts and fiddles #anyways back to thighs. thats the important part. the Very important part.

#anyone else wanna choke up and die when they see the knee scar or #torturous season of horror misery and pain...

#sorry back to the whole helenius on his phone incident because Man™#that is the hottest way you could've possibly have worded it honestly #“barkov is known as a calm leader” “he doesnt need to raise his voice”#lundy it is imperative you pack helenius into your bags Do you understand me #sorry i love stories where sasha subtly disciplines the people around him

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#they will NEVER stop singing richi NEVER. OVER THEIR DEAD BODIESSSS #i love going awwww cute <3 and then unmuting right as they started humming to the beat of richi #and went yeah that tracks #anyways lundy joining in <3 lets all be petty <3!

#once again. we barely see sasha in green and its always such a travesty #but man the very few times he decides to invite tropical bird colours into his life...#oughhhh

#hands :)#its always imperative you point out sasha hands :)<3

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#“lust trainee” well sure man i guess thats a way to... yeah #sasha going okay well i dont train 24 hours man and then immediately admitting he does in fact find it difficult to rest #especially if it isnt as regimented as it is back in florida....#right right...#everyday i mourn the fact catsmin never posted the full clip of the kitties doing random tests #that included sasha testing his grip strength #anyways! gym police indeed i suppose!

#“a humble man takes his praise in moderation” and ITS HOT #everyone kisses the ground sasha walks upon and he goes well thank you for speaking so nicely about me <3 #like big man theyre worshipping you like a god but sure #the sasha fanclub :) yeah ofc maffhews a part of it <3 #i like that the lizardtongue clip made its rounds so everyone has to ask sasha about the praise again #goddddddd you peopleeeee

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#“evil eye” “hes a gym and health police” to #“i was just praising you in the media about how hardworking you are at doing your job and training and now you are lying here”#“he learned quickly :)”#lundy.... helenius... buddy i think sasha just likes terrorising you guys specifically ill be real #sasha wreaking havoc on the kids club <3 #HES SOOOOOOO #i love when sasha decides he can throw his weight around and everyone just lets him #he does bullying the youngins yes but theyre so eager to please him so really <3 #lundy i need you to pack helenius into your suitcase im so serious #OKAY LMAOOOOOOOO #buffalo vs florida perfectly encapsulated right here #NOT ON BARKOVS TEAM BABEYYYY HE LEARNED!!!!!!!!!!#god will he whip everyone in the shape #both metaphorically (and physically Ahem)

#truly the amount of players on team 🇫🇮 that immediately resumed activies after the win #like mmmmm okay enough of that! back to training!#i like hearing reports about sasha and going yeah sounds about sasha #the workhorse is working again because he enjoys pulling his little cart <3 #very hot and sexy of him admittedly!

#eaughh....#i like that for intros lundy did in fact just chuck his hat into the crowd #feeling like a rockstar? amusing nonetheless!#anyways sasha being joyful with a shiny tincan in his hands is always so <3

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matthew praising 1516 on the pod today is off the charts, thats loveeee

im glad he remembered the "and lundy!" of it all this time and also showered him with praise which is far better than what he did last time of "im actually missing that game against them (🇫🇮) i would love to play against barky" like buddy... isnt there someone else you're forgetting here... that also plays on that team... that you would Also like to face here... anyone at all...

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#i have nothing else to add here. this is for posterity.#it speaks for itself.

Alpha AND the Omega????

Somewhere maffhew is crying, wailing and gnashing his teeth!!!

maffhew? man IM crying wailing and gnashing my teeth WHAT THE HELL DID SMID EVEN MEANNNNNN WHEN HE SAID THATTTT?????

#ask #everytime someone tries to describe sasha they do it with a certain horniness #that at some point i have to go okay man WHAT THE HELL ARE WE TRYING TO CONVEY HEREEEEE #anyways congrats. omegaverse writers fear not. sasha is both the alpha and the omega. go wild.#or rather. maffhew. go wild.#its like mashing interchangeable puzzle pieces together like barbie dolls #sasha da alpha and da omega he does it all how qaint :)

matthew praising 1516 on the pod today is off the charts, thats loveeee

im glad he remembered the "and lundy!" of it all this time and also showered him with praise which is far better than what he did last time of "im actually missing that game against them (🇫🇮) i would love to play against barky" like buddy... isnt there someone else you're forgetting here... that also plays on that team... that you would Also like to face here... anyone at all...

#ask #a truly no bless yous for giacomo moment for me...#take off the sasha glasses for five seconds here and praise guy you Also love. big ask here i know #anyways congrats to him avoiding baby barky and going barky but six years younger #which is far funnier than baby barky #he really doesnt like that name lmaoooo lets make it wordier!

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