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ibisfloatingcat

On the Pyro topic, Pyro is just 2 humans in a hazmat suit trying to pass as a centaur. (sorry I had to)

Pyro btw

ratintank

Can I steal this idea for my TF2 Horse AU?

Art fight

Except it even MORE horses

#art fight #team comedy #go team comedy #horse art #horse

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Art fight

but it's just horses

#horse #artfight #team comedy

ibisfloatingcat

Scout feels like the most troublesome guy to deal with on the hoof-trim day (he can't contain the zoomies). Just giving off that vibe. Wonder if I am wrong. Also do any of the mercs wear horseshoes? Do centaurs even need them?

Scout is absolutely the most annoying to deal with LOL he hates hoof-trim day, because he gets intensely bored of standing still and he wont shut up for a single second, wich ends up annoying everyone else in the room lmao. The others would be much easier to deal with Im not rlly sure about horseshoes tho. Since they're mercenaries who have to fight in uneven terrain a lot, the job would probably require them to wear horseshoes mostly for protection. I do like the mental image of Engie getting ready to change their horseshoes, with the horseshoes hanging on his horns while he prepares the merc's hooves lol (Engie would use his horns to hang constantly when his hands are full)

ratintank

This mental image had to be given form

He's just likes being efficent.

#tf2 centaur au my beloved

Jelly Bean wishes you all a happy day!

#Jelly Bean OC #Alien OC #Jelly Bean my beloved

ibisfloatingcat

A bit on the nose question but How do centaurs put on their leg wraps/boots?

They're very flexible! Centaurs would be able to stretch their limbs a lot easier than normal horses, and also bend down pretty far For the front legs, they just step on a stool (or whatever high surface they can find). While for the back legs, they usually lean against a wall so they can securely hold their leg up, putting the legwrap on with one hand (because surprisingly yes, horses can lift their back legs pretty high. It looks a bit goofy, but it's what works) Engie is the only one who doesnt need to deal with it, since his four legs are robotic, and if he needs to do anything on them, he can just detach them and fix it himself lol. He doesnt need to wear legwraps. Fun fact Engie is the team's farrier too, while Medic is the one that forces everyone to stretch their legs daily to make his job easier lol

ratintank

OMG I had the same idea that if the team needed a farrier... Engie would 100% be the guy.

#centaurs #tf2 centaur au #centaur au my beloved #engine just feels like the guy who'd fix their hooves #he got them cowboy vibes

NEVERMIND

I am keeping her!

She's mine now!

I like her too much to part with her...

#My girl Jelly Bean

Latest commission <3

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Jelly Bean! A girl up for adoption! Jelly skeleton alien thingy!

Comes with 2 alt colors (3 in total)

Currently at my YCH if anyone interested

#eyestrain #flashing lights #bright colors #alien #jelly skeleton #jelly #slime #shes just a girl #let her commit crimes #skeleton #bones #cartoonish

Even more artfights!

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partywithponies

Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

partywithponies

"Oh but they don't have an experience of-" I don't have any experience committing or solving murders either but that's still mostly what I read and write about.