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Sorry again for not posting here!!

I just wanted to give a HUGE (sorry it’s late!) thanks to everyone who helped by donating or sharing

Lecter has been a huge help to my life and I couldn’t have gotten my chair without the help of others 🥹🖤

#Wheelchair #Wheelchair User #ambulatory wheelchair user

absolutegibberishandnumbers

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

stannisbaratheon

i posted this old as balls gifset ten years ago today

soaringsearingphoenix

Happy anniversary old as balls gifset

maeglinthebold

@meme-conservation

meme-conservation

We are pleased to note the continued survival of this meme to the point that it, too, is Old As Balls

marzipanandminutiae

do people know the Distant Origins of the meme, though?

this 2010 Hark A Vagrant comic, specifically this section:

Old As Balls took the Internet by STORM and then. this wonderous post was created

clubpenguindoneright

croptool-deactivated20221013

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

lunamothed

reblog while its still true

It’s June

I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

peniswizard69

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Oh I love this news!!!!

pulmonary-poultry

Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”

thejonymyster

postilionstruckbylightning

It feels like some early humans were naming things and one of them ran out of ideas.

Human 1: (points at animal) What’s that?

Human 2: Cow.

Human 1: (points at bug) What’s that?

Human 2: … little cow.

Human 1: But it’s so much smaller. Who would have use for such a small cow?

Human 2: (panicking but in too deep to stop now) God.

derinthescarletpescatarian

The “Lady” in the name “ladybug” is the virgin Mary. People just cannot stop giving religious names to this bug.

The reason for this was that if you lived in an agrarian society then your survival was a throw of the dice every year, depending on the success of the crops. A failed crop year is a very hard year where deaths are expected. And if you grew a cereal like wheat, there were several things that could cause your crops to fail, but one of the big ones was if you happened to get a fuckton of aphids. You know what eats aphids? Ladybugs! If there are lots and lots of ladybugs around, there was a good chance that it’d be a good crop year! They were little crop protectors! When your family lives or dies on the success of that crop, of course they’d be seen as a blessing and given an appropriate name!