[guerrillatech]

credit: https://instagram.com/bopolena

[awkwardsonicphotos]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

fixed it 👍

[blackpyrefly]

who are those accursed twinks you bastards keep putting on my dash

[blackpyrefly]

realizing that this could mean any character that people on tumblr like

[blackpyrefly]

im talking about the goth one and the pink one

[atreefullofstars]

[saiiboat]

i forgot the furnace guy was coming today. right. so i answer the door and im in my dino pajamas right out of bed and when hes working on the furnace he fucking. he cuts his finger on the furnace. so i take him into the bathroom to do some first aid bc its looking pretty bad and i forgot about the fucking. shadow the hedgehog nice cock sign on my wall. so im standing there. cringing out of my mind. what an impression. youre maintenancing someones furnace qnd you hurt your finger and this person is very adamant about first aid protocol and you walk into their bathroom and just see this shit. what the fuck

[saiiboat]

dont do this to me

[saiiboat]

tell me, tumblr user monstergirlcock, what i did to deserve this. what did i do.

[pawjob]

let minecraft steve install your central heating, i presume

[cooldogs]

[sapphic-sprite]

shoutout to all of my aromantics who had a really hard time figuring out they were aromantic because they like romance! you aren’t any less aromantic for liking romance!

[bugaddict]

You sound so sure.

Neither of them are good people. It would take a lot of effort for them to be friends… and that’s what makes the ship so good.

[sgtbaker]

pov: you woke him up from his nap

[sgtbaker]

my borderlands oc makes a reappearance

[sgtbaker]

if you think jack topped… ur simply wrong idk what to tell you

[sgtbaker]

jack left scars on all of us

[rhackedandready]

one of my favorite headcanons is that rhys knows the difference between jack and his clones and i think its really funny bc it would piss jack off so much

[morpheusdreamt]

Ignore everybody else

We’re alone now

[rhackedandready]

@ladymdc how could i do ur favorite trope request without having one of my favorite fic scenes + the bottom where i drew jack showing rhys his scar,, that always gets me in fics :,,)

[jacksrighthand]

1 & 2

[rhackedandready]

this will make no sense contextually but i still wanted to post it bc i think its funny

basically its an au i did for handsome jack based on the frown song by ben folds where hes just an asshole and owns a resort where he just treats everyone like shit and then meets rhys and jacks still an asshole but just an asshole getting laid

[rhackedandready]