Hurley's House for Haunted Hounds

I'm the Hurley Kane, and I'm bringing in a whirlwind of pain. | 25+ |they/them/theirs|

[greyerwardens]

very very VERY happy to be posting this lovely piece done by @ceemnae (same @ on twitter!) of my dearest sickening creature, Cui XinYi~ all fawning eyes and coy smiles, and the fluffiest messy hair <3 <3 <3 <3

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

sorry man im new to fleeting moments of clarity

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[byjove]

they don’t tell you this but you can actually call the real estate agent and tour a house on the market just because you’re nosy, even if you have zero interest in buying the house and could not afford it in a million years. just be nice and polite and don’t mention you’re broke

[collarboundprince]

“if you act like a dog im gonna treat you like one” bro literally pinkie promise me rn.

[raven-bythesea]

Say hello to Krenyrr Frerae, my drider OC. Click for best resolution

I'll make him a full ref eventually

Extra info:

See his back pattern design

He has 4 eyes on his back/cephalothorax that are used to detect changes in light when things approach him from behind

Biology because I overthink. Skeleton is internal bone structure only, I like to imagine exoskeleton aside drider skeletons look like a mermaid.

He's actually pretty ok after becoming a drider, learned to live with it and now lives on the surface. Might still kill and eat people.

Uses his pedipalps like a second set of arms to grab/carry things and express himself. They're almost constantly moving or fidgeting.

Body is generally based off Chrysilla spp. and Paraphidippus spp. jumping spiders , meaning he's built for sprinting and jumping not web building. He's fast and dangerous. He only really uses webs to secure a safety line for himself.

His jaw splits, giving his lower lip a constant split.

His body has an iridescent steel-blue shine.

[greyerwardens]

[threedollarsdotcom]

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[vieriev]

long gone

[hellallamerican]

call my vibrator infinity the way its always on high

[ape-of-naples]

im working on a pokemon romhack where the usual types are replaced with (a) those that belong to the Emperor, (b) embalmed ones, (c) those that are trained, (d) suckling pigs, (e) mermaids, (f) fabulous ones, (g) stray dogs, (h) those that are included in this classification, (i) those that tremble as if they were mad, (j) innumerable ones, (k) those drawn with a very fine camel's hair brush, (I) others, (m) those that have just broken a flower vase, and (n) those that resemble flies from a distance.

[partiedinahalf]

I like my men with their guts out

[ponett]

[greyerwardens]

i have Got to stop ovulating

[goldensunset]

when the characters never really make peace with it