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[lycanthropicture]

tumblr is so good. whole website dedicated to BITCHING and MOANING. and television

[valtsv]

a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

[valtsv]

put your bra back on boy we have a murder to solve

[dasloddl]

ID in alt

[hiccstridshipper19]

Okay finale rollercoaster aside it was the "where are you?" and "I'm here" softly holding Crowley by the waist and helping him walk for me 🥺

[batuurebel]

I think we were all too harsh on Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World’s End in 2007. Any movie that has a pirate officiate a wedding while helming a ship and fighting off undead sailors and saying shit like “Dearly Beloved, we be gathered here today… TO NAIL YER GIZZARDS TO THE MAST, YE POXY CUR!” with an epic musical score playing is probably at least a 8/10 for that alone

[demonmoonsupreme]

James Norrington fic writers are hilarious because they’ll be like ‘James Norrington deserved better!’ and then drop a 50k piece of fiction that delivers the most gut-wrenching anguish you have ever experienced. Like, my dude, you single-handedly just made his life even more miserable — well done!

[everythingispirates]

anyway

[ceaselesswatchersspecialboy]

Barbossa and Jack as a dynamic are so funny to me like, they’re exes, they’ve never dated in their life, they’re divorced, they’ve never married in their life, they’re enemies, they want to murder each other, they’re the besties ever, they share a braincell, Barbossa sees Jack doing something insane and goes ‘yeah he knows what he’s doing’, Jack saves a single bullet specifically so he can shoot Barbossa.

Essentially it can boiled down to ‘The only person who’s going to kill that idiot is ME’ and it just works.

[obsessivelollipoplalala]

Reasons why, "And we've spent our existence pretending that we aren't" is haunting me weeks later:

There's a self-awareness here that wouldn't exist if Crowley only just realized he and Aziraphale act like a couple once Nina said it. He's known this for a long, long time to say they've both been pretending

Relatedly, Crowley says it's mutual. He thinks Aziraphale has acted like a romantic partner towards him, knows it, and has been in denial

Crowley thinks they've been like a couple since the beginning. It's not, "We've spent the last 100 years pretending that we aren't" or "We gradually drifted from our sides and formed our side." He thinks their relationship has been fundamentally the same their entire lives

The voice crack

How frightened Aziraphale is that Crowley is breaking the rules of their little unspoken dance and actually calling out what they are

[beemovieerotica]

"what do people even talk about in a fandom that's 20 years old"

[looks at the potc fandom discussing which seafood dish each crewmember of the Flying Dutchman would best be served in]

[thisvegetabledoesntfallinlove]

there is, in fact, a "platonic explanation for this" if you're not a coward

[thisvegetabledoesntfallinlove]

its so fun to see the diversity of tags on this ranging from "they're literally just standing next to each other" to "deep bonds dont have to be romantic/sexual!" to "yeah friends can fuck nasty, platonically. coward." we're all so correct, there are, in fact, a million platonic explanations for this

[emostudent]

no way! this is totally something we have never done before!

imagine

different cultures around the world

using the power of the wind

to move across the ocean!

omg!

it's so innovative you guys!

totally not something we have been doing for thousands of years!

[chelshiart]

she's everything

[consultingfujoshi]

thee literal funniest thing in season 2 is the implication that crowley didnt realise he was romantically involved with aziraphale until that conversation with nina. we all thought he'd been playing the long game waiting for aziraphale to catch up we all thought no way is he not aware of what's going on between them that's been our collective understanding of crowley's motivations for years now but no apparently he just walked on hallowed ground and ran into a burning building and tried drinking himself to death and stopped time and fought literal actual satan himself risking total annihilation for aziraphale because that's what best friends do. platonically. apparently

[willgrahamscock]

crowley must have known that aziraphale was also in love with him, he tidied the bookshop, he was planning on taking him to the Ritz after his confession, he had their song queued in the car these are not acts of someone who wasn't sure what the outcome will be.

which makes it so much more painful that he still confessed his love for aziraphale with tears in his eyes and on the verge of a full blown panic attack, he left saying "don't bother" but he still waited by his car til the elevator doors closed. all because

[fullyerecteggplant]

purple haze being on crowley’s playlist reminds me of how, for about 30 years, my dad thought jimi hendrix was singing “excuse me while i kiss this guy”

[ineffablepenguin]

My favorite genre of buddy comedy