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[beemovieerotica]

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

update: Tylenol won!!!🌈🌈🌈

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[nightporter1980]

i would so love to know what was going on in this persons head. i would rather be shot dead than sneak food into a movie theatre. What?

[guada-lupita-blog]

Argentina el mejor país del mundo como siempre

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

Kevin still visits the grave.

[beemovieerotica]

OKAYYY we're getting Mewtwo's POV in the next Waffle Flipper chapter 🙏

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[bunnygirlpaws]

she transitioned

[caffedorzo]

[furryprovocateur]

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

[badassdemonsword]

Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it

[chicknparm]

Futures

Made of

Ethical romantasy

[beemovieerotica]

hfjdhfhf that bar post is like 50% people who dont go outside saying "whoa...i would go to a bar if it was like that" and 50% of us who do go outside saying that YES bars are already like that and nobody ever dances and it SUCKS!!!

[exeggcute]

one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

[exeggcute]

can you imagine.

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

[cleverlittlefox]

[cleverlittlefox]

[cleverlittlefox]

[beemovieerotica]

[ndnbutch]

anyway. last night I had a dream that my local lesbian bar was hosting a “motionless dance party”. it was sort of like the inverse of a silent disco—the music is playing out loud but you’re doing all the dancing inside your own head. it was really successful like a lot of lesbians showed up to stand perfectly still in a room together and imagine what dancing would be like.

[inthefallofasparrow]

Well, that answers that regarding the elf stones, I guess.

[evilscientist3]

THAT MEANS WRONGO'S GOT THEM. THIS ISN'T GOOD

[beemovieerotica]

might have to unfollow for the talk buttons petplay post king that was truly atrocious never change

#epic #awesome

[despazito]

[beemovieerotica]

[bunnyycocaine]

ill do a whole lot more than just bite the bullet ill fuck the gun too