Hypocrite in the Pouffy White Dress.

Call me "Mary".

[thecutestofthecute]

Here are some adorable dogs holding flowers. Have a great day everyone

[huffpost]

[ravenous-blue]

I have applied to graduate school.

Someone buy me a donut.

K.Thanks.

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

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My boyfriend and I are talking about getting a dog in 2 years. After my first year of graduate school, when we are more secure and settled in where-ever-the-hell I’m going to be then. We keep getting really excited and then really sad because we have to wait but then we remember that we have two years to learn and decide and talk about dogs and such.

I’m stoked.

[ravenous-blue]

Get on our level

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Who's ready for school?

[ravenous-blue]

I did a hair thing!

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Chem Trash

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Forget your troubles, c'mon get happy!

[ravenous-blue]

This debate is really just “well I’ve done all of these things for my state blah blah” like damn, but them back in your pants, boys. We get it, you have genitalia.

[ravenous-blue]

Screw you, Walker

[ravenous-blue]

Screw you, Trump

[ravenous-blue]

Last night consisted of great grilled food, nerf wars, bowling, gin and tonics, free ‘Neutron Bomb’ shots, drunken stumbling down the street, test tube shots, bad Polaroids, and the deepest sleep of my life.

This morning? Oh yes, coffee, Flip’s breakfast, powder sugar and not the tiniest bit of regret.

[the-uterus]

#WomenBetrayed is trending, so I thought I’d post this in response.

[reblog-thisif]

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

[jamausis]

Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends

[taylorswiftville]

I MADE ACTUAL FRIENDS DOING THIS BEFORE

[pxmpkxn-queen]

PLEASE GUYS DO IT

[eltonjon23]

Tell me something good

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Update: drunk nerf wars end in dog piles and drunk guitar hero