[burghers-deactivated20131227]

idk why people think school uniform is so bad it means you can get away with wearing the same thing everyday

[sprowht]

[murdertramp-deactivated20260705]

💕

[ronaldwheasley-deactivated20160]

i hate everything

[ronaldwheasley-deactivated20160]

THE HEATWAVE HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN WE ARE GOING TO BURN

[hws-italy-deactivated20220314]

So the Americans will understand, 23 Celsius is the same as 73 Fahrenheit.

[asmolbirb]

Yall are fuckin weak tbh

[shadowcat]

lmfao 73 is a heatwave yall some damn beans and toast eatin babies grow up get strong 73 is a good day here

[barebackinq]

I’m screaming!!

[dicklover3000]

this is so funny

[dasaucedon-deactivated20200816]

“Beans and toast eating babies” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[britheprincesss-deactivated2017]

💀

[tripleoc]

Right it b 100 degrees some days

[joshanddrake]

[coffee--queen-deactivated202602]

[taste-medrinkmysoul]

[gg-so-peachy-deactivated2017061]

Spread this. Share this. Do this. Yes.

[gg-so-peachy-deactivated2017061]

Reblogging because…..yes. Do this.

[emerald-protector-archive]

Not what I usually reblog but holy chaos that’s smart

[maydaygirl-save-our-ships]

My parents made sure me and my sister had a passwords for this exact reason. I even still remember the password… 

[gabriels-moose]

My family STILL uses the password system, and I’m an adult!

[swordarmsaxelegs]

AMAZING IDEA Will definitely teach my children a password when I have kids

[poetic]

This kid is going places.

[fatjovan-deactivated20131125]

[slimed]

literally nothing has ever gon off like this ever before

[computer-hoe]

I need more

[ray-and-thebehaviors]

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl: you're just trying to scare me.

white boy: lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl: babe what that??

white boy: i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl: zack!!!

white boy: ha ha just kidding!

white girl: asshole!

white boy: im just playin babe

white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy: i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl: ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl: ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*

*hides*

*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

[cali-cocaine]

Yummy

[tjourdann]

Wow this looks so good

[nanamixbaby]

such delicious 

[iraffiruse]

[tripleoc]

Who the fuck did this

[sanaa-k-illustration-deactivate]

[kingwildex-deactivated20190919]

[yo-slimdickens-deactivated20150]

That’s deep ,

[rareboundaries]

Where is the line drawn though?

[kingwildex-deactivated20190919]

That is a very good question

[sipnsyphe]

You’ll know when you’ve ran into both.

[black-saiyan]

Life Realizations

[phantomregrets]

[ispilledmindless]

😂😂😂 “holdin it down”