Rayman's Four-gy

Started as a book review blog, until FearowNation attacked. My stuff: LPers, Criminal Minds, Books, Anime, Music <3

[raymans-fourgy]

who you should fight in criminal minds

aaron hotchner: he killed a man with his bare fucking hands. that should be reason enough to not fucking fight aaron hotchner.

emily prentiss: you could fight her and you’d probably lose, but life is already fighting her and winning so please don’t fight emily prentiss. give her a hug instead, maybe get her some coffee. don’t fight her.

jennifer jareau: she may look smol and non-threatening, but she will fucking beat the piss out of you in about 10 seconds flat. so don’t fight jennifer jareau, unless you enjoy being round-house kicked in the face.

derek morgan: do not fight derek morgan because he is derek morgan.

spencer reid: you could fight spencer reid and win, but why would you have any reason to fight spencer reid? because he beat you in a chess tournament? or keeps rambling about doctor who? why are you trying to fight that human lemur?

penelope garcia: you’d definitely win the fight, but fighting her would be like whaling on a kitten so you’re going to hell if you decide to fight penelope garcia. plus morgan would come and kill you. so don’t fight garcia.

alex blake: why are you still considering fighting fbi agents? don't fight alex blake? she could kill you? are you ok?

tara lewis: she hasn't been on the team long, but it's already apparent that you Should Not Fight Her.

jason gideon: he is a complete asshole and you should fight him. beat his ass. he’s dead but you can still kick the shit out of his corpse, please.

elle greenaway: don’t fight elle unless you have a death wish honestly why is this even under consideration.

kate callahan: she has 3 guns. don’t fight her.

david rossi: he may be up there in years, but he could still fucking beat your ass and nobody would feel bad for you. don't fight david rossi.

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“On my business card, I am a corporate president.  In my mind, I am a game developer.  But in my heart, I am a gamer.” 

Satoru Iwata (1959-2015)

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Mr. Iwata was a brilliant and dedicated man.  He brought joy and laughter to children and adults alike.  His legacy will continue to live on for generations to come.  

Thank you, Mr. Iwata, for all that you have done for me as well as many other fans.  Your hard work has personally helped me through many hardships I faced in life, and it is with much sadness to see you go.  Thank you so much, Mr. Iwata, for everything you contributed to the gaming industry–your fans are forever grateful.

[ghostanimenvy]

Facts everyone needs to know about Iwata:

He saved HAL Laboratories from going down under and was a key to Kirby’s creation as a series.

He reprogrammed the entire Mother 2 / Earthbound game in less than six months. He’s the reason it exists.

The last game he engineered was Super Smash Bros. Melee.. out of necessity. He re-coded that as well so it would meet its November 2001 release.

He cut his salary in half to keep Nintendo afloat rather than cut positions at the bottom.

He gave the speech titled “Heart of a Gamer” in 2005, a key time before the Wii’s release, which shocked the world in the following generation.

Designer first, executive second. One of the few, if not, the first and only president of a major gaming company who was a designer first and foremost.

He was the fourth President of Nintendo and the first not by blood relation to get the honors due to his previous years of leadership.

Iwata believed in open communication with the fans and the press. He believed in sharing his and other developers’ passion for video game design. Thus, he created a series called, “Iwata Asks.”

Overall, as president, he has helped carry Nintendo into the new millennium. He brought in the most memorable public face of gaming known as Reginald Fils-Aime, he orchestrated one of Nintendo’s finest, most shocking years in popular culture since the NES with the Wii, and shouldered the burden and took full responsibility of both the GameCube and the Wii U financially. A man with this much business savvy, personality, passion, and unselfishness… will surely, surely be missed in the gaming realm.

“Even if we come from different sides of the world, speak different languages, even if we eat too many chips or rice balls, even if we have different tastes in games, every one of us here today is identical in the most important way: each one of us has the heart of a gamer.” - Satoru Iwata, Heart of a Gamer

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[gaymerkid]

Fuck. Yes.

[babyhnds]

Omfffffgggg

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g0dziiia i think you would like this 😊

[mielparaoshun]

omg auburnbrown yes! I love this so much!! Thank you for tagging me in it!

look blunted-reality

[blunt-reality]

OMG BAYMAX LIGHTYEAR😩🙌

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mycatfromheck

[antoniosvivaldi]

Harry Potter Funny Book Titles: Professor McGonagall’s PoV Text credit: (x)

[roachpatrol]

oh my gosh this is awesome

[aidn]

how the hell do i talk to people

[citrus-hills-blog]

Stand in front of them and press A

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[hamduuye]

well isnt he just a

rei of sunshine

[hamduuye]

WHO IN THE FUCKING HELL KEEPS REBLOGGING THIS I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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Shovel Knight - Troupple King Dance

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[raymans-fourgy]

Characters of Ouran summed up

Mori: *stares off into the distance while carrying honey on his back*

Honey: CAKE CAKE CAKE also I'm really good at karate nbd

Kyoya: if you want to see Tamaki breathe that will be 10,000 yen

Hikaru and Kaoru: let's make incest look hot

Tamaki: HARUHI I AM YOUR SENPAI ACCEPT ME AS YOUR SENPAI

Haruhi: damn these rich people

[thebraceletgirlsdeservedbetter]

I love how the first Kingdom Hearts game opens up with catchy pop music, a tutorial with nostalgic Disney images in the background, and upbeat music as you play with your friends on an island.

and then Kingdom Hearts 3DS opens up with two people dead on the floor and somebody getting stabbed.

[seasaltmemories]

it represents the fans

[raymans-fourgy]

Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.

Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.

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[strongintherealgay]

I swear, I am going to reblog this the entire time I see it.

[greninja-sex-party]

XERNEAS, YVELTAL AND ZYGARDE FROM GENERATION 6

Xerneas, Yveltal, and Zygarde are based around Yggdrasil of Norse mythology. Xerneas is Eikþyrnir who lives under the life tree, Yveltal is Hraesvelgr who represents death, and Zygarde is the underground Nidhogg....

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I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

[raymans-fourgy]

summary of the harry potter series

harry: guys something's up

everyone: ah u're just paranoid

voldemort: hello children time for death

[newrider]

In a truly bizarre statement defending the law he just signed

Governor Pence claimed that “We in Indiana are just following the message of the scripture. Jesus never would have welcomed a sinner into his workplace.”

Unless I’m mistaken, Jesus has one job…to welcome sinners into his workplace.

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Filed under: Christians who completely fail at Christianity.