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The plot of Boruto so far, I guess

Just warning you, this is probably gonna be cringe.

 There’s gonna be a bit of spoilers at the end.

Also, if I say something biased, you can blame the Boruto subreddit. 

*Deep breath*

Okay, so there’s this guy called Bolt. He’s sort of a genius. He seems pretty bratty, right? Well, being neglected by your dad, who’s the literal leader of your village does that to you.

Bolt is a student at this ninja academy. There’s a new transfer student. His name is Meets Sue Key. He likes snakes and has pale skin and golden eyes. Totally not suspicious at all. He has a friend called Salad. She’s an Uch-Yee- Haw.

Things Happen. The class rep, Sumire has a monster. Something about Danzo, I think.

Salad get’s her own arc. She meets her dad, Sauce ok, who almost stabs her, thinking she’s this guy called Shin, who calls himself an Uchiha. Turns out he’s just someone experimented on by A Roach In My Room. 

Imagine not recognizing your own daughter. In Saucegay’s defense, he probably never even saw her as a baby. Actually, that would be even worse.

Mitts key gets backstory. Oro is a PILF. (Mitsuki’s mom has got it goin’ on!)

Bolt, Mitski and Salad participate in the Chew-nin exams. Bored tho cheats. Bolt’s dad, Ramen toppings, is extremely disappointed and embarrassed. 

Then, some aliens arrive. There’s this dude called Momoshitkey. Nerd tho, Bolt, Sauce gay and the Kage fight Momoshitkey. Momoshitkey implants something called Karma onto Bore root toe.

Choo choo arc is a mix of celebrity crushes, anti fatphobia and Butterflies

Mitsuki “betrays” Konoha, Oh no key dies, Mitsuki says sike lol I’m still a Konoha Shinobi.

Some filler and anime canon later, it’s the Kara Actuation Arc, which is still anime canon. 

There’s some new character called Mugino. Boruto uses sexy jutsu to get Hashirama cells. 

Oral chi fishballs Thanos snaps some chick for ripping off his kunai-licking thing and completely annihilates Oh no key knock-off Viktor Krum, a Kara inner.

Bolt and co defeat Deepa with a Super High Compression Rasengan.

Mitsuki needs new organs and I headcanon that Great Snek Circle completely lost his shit internally. They’re a total tsundere mum.

It’s the Ao arc! Boruto fights with Ao and people begin to say he truly is Mean A Toe’s grandson and Nawrrrr a toe’s son.

Woooo! Kawaki time! 

I was too busy so I couldn’t catch up on the show and relied on Reddit to find out what happened, so from here onwards the stuff I write might lack a few things.

They find Car Key and Naruto adopts him as a son or something.

Worship the mighty Vase-kun.

Naruto defeats Delta.

Monk dude destroys Nerd Toe and Sauce ok. Bolt, Salad, Mitsuki and Car Key fight Borrow. They get a great team strategy.

Boruto turns into BoruShitKey. Naruto turns into a chakra station. BoruShitKey defeats Borrow. 

(Borushiki’s “What was that Jutsu he used again? Oh, right... The Rasengan” gave me CHILLS. I simp for that voice.)

Kashin Koji and Amado are actually traitors of Kara. Koji tries to kill Jigen and miserably fails. Koji is revealed to be a clone of Jiraiya (Totally didn’t see that coming /s). Koji runs away from Jigen. 

Somewhere around this time, Car Key loses his Karma.

Jigen becomes EatShitKey, and defeats Nerd Toe and Sauce gay. Ramen toppings gets Baryon Mode and Kurama is like “Sike lol you won’t die but I will”.

Feels and Nostalgia. RIP our Fox boi. Press F for respect.

Borushiki: “Yes, very sad. Anyway”

RINNEGONE

Code wakes up and checks on the Ten Tails. Code is sad because his daddy and god, EatShitKey is dead (boo-hoo lol). Code swears revenge against the people who had a part in EatShitKey’s death.

There’s going to be an anime canon Chunin exam soon, I’m pretty excited for it.

Manga spoilers time

Code meets Ada, or Eida. (The name Ada is funny to me because in my language, Ada means “have” or “got”)

He also meets Doraemon. 

Amado offers to give Kawaki a Karma again and Kawaki is like “No why tf would I want that”

Kawaki runs from the Uzumaki house, for some reason. Code Catches him and Bolt interferes in their battle.

Btw worship Fatachi