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@rcbbiev
Hey. Okay. Alright. So he’s tentatively taking recommendations or whatever for Summerween costumes because the Powers that Be aren’t interested in supplying his brain with the Creativity Juice for like, the third year in a row. Apparently you can’t just rock up in a cool-looking hoodie and tight jeans anymore or you’re at serious risk of losing a limb. It’s trial by combat for a half a bag of shitty bargain brand candy...
field trip dorks
llamanorthwest replied to your post:
Is that your excuse for not having a costume yet? You’ll be the first to go in the annual costume wars.
Pfff, who even still enters those? I bet there isn’t even a decent prize, anyways, What’d be the point?
they’re all cute and should kiss
glitchedgirlfriend·:
“ I’m sorry, what was that? ” She asked, every so sweetly. A GIRLFRIEND ? He already had gi̶r̢lf̕r̕i̢e͝ņd̴ ? 無理だよ. Who was she? What was her name? How long had they been together? あなたが死んでしまう ! “ I ͢t͘hink͟ ̕y̴o͠u͝ ̧ar͢e.͟. ҉i҉nc̛o͜r͝r̨ec͡t ” - Maybe if she just –oops– deleted a file real quick… there it went! さようなら ~ \ ♡ ♡ “ What were you saying, d-d-darling? Care to r͡e͏pe͢at ͢t̀h͝at ” __ 継続する [ Y ] / [ N ] ??
"Uuh-- oh, y'know. A girlfriend? Got one, can't have two.. that'd be real shitty or whatever, and I'm kinda over that." Fuck. A random icon had disappeared from his cluttered desktop and he hoped it wasn't anything important. "Hey- c'mon now, don't do that. We can still talk, right? We don't hafta date, that'd be cool, yeah? Besides.. I can't date someone who-..who's inside my computer." How would that even work!? This was nothing like his anime waifus.
MUSE’S HANDWRITING !
go ( here ) or ( here ) & pick out a font which resembles your muse’s handwriting the closest.
tagged by: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ tagging: anyone who wants to stare at fonts for half an hour
glitchedgirlfriend·:
Sounds like work, あなたを殺します // ; HAHA ! DEAREST and SWEETEST恋人 Robbie-chan, are you not so very lonely? All those [ 3AM TWEETS ] and [ BLOG POSTS ] \ all the song lyrics, you need a girlfriend (who is me !!) so you ҉d̸on'͘t͠ ͟hav͠e͟ to̧ ҉b͜e ̶AL҉O͝NE ̶any͘mor͞e!͢ _ キスしよう ♡ ♡ WE could SHOULD WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER. 結婚しよう
Hey how about we don't talk about those 3am tweets and blog posts so casually, those are private thoughts not intended for an audience.. "So like, what if I said.. that I already have a girlfriend and she's great, and we're like, really happy and stuff. We can’t together, yeah? Now can you just.. I dunno, travel on through the internet pipes and find someone else?”
Flowers for Janice! 💐
Thanks but I’m telling her these are from me.
pinetrce:
“GOD no! Why would I want her?”
Was this the same .GIFfany program from before? Or was every copy of her game like this? If it was the former, that brings up an entirely new concern for him.
“Besides, if this is the same .GIFfany I dealt with before, I feel like she’d probably try to kill me. She holds a hell of a grudge.”
What was that? She’d kill him? That’s something she can do?! “So, what? I’m just s’posed to keep her in there? I can’t do that, she knows things! She’s not even my type! What about your uncle-guy, the hot one.. he knows stuff, can’t he help? She keeps hiding my files from me, I just wanna watch shit in peace.”
pinetrce:
“Oh. Uh. Yikes.”
Dipper’s not too surprised, but this was definitely not good news.
“Last time we had to deal with her, we just sort of….threw her disc into a pizza oven. If she doesn’t have a disc, though, I dunno….You could try getting rid of the laptop, but I dunno if that’ll work. She might try to travel into other electronics.”
“...She can do that?” Nope! If she ends up in his cellphone he’s tossing that shit into the nearest deep hole and moving into a cave to live as a hermit. “I can’t get rid of my laptop.. I need it for stuff, y’know. But she can’t stay. D’you want her?”
@pinetrce / “I need a disc? I don’t have one of those, she just er-- showed up one day and now I can’t get rid of her.” Maybe she piggie-backed in on another download, like a trojan or something. Are those still a thing?
Hey, what's Ishuzoku Rebyuazu.. was it good? Tell me about it! I want to hear all about your anime watching habits!
Huh? Yeah definitely never heard of that one, sorry!
Your taste in anime waifus is b̢̤̦͖̳̫͎̣a͕d͓̹̯͚̦̦̰͜
You take that back.
Does anyone want or need a Free Girlfriend, can literally drop everything and email her right on over this very minute. No charge.
glitchedgirlfriend·:
“NO WAIT COME BACK - let's͝ go̢ on a ̢date̸!͢ would you like that?” a REALLY romantic walk on the beach at sunset? [ Y ] [ N ] ♡ ? He can’t DO THAT. Good luck being a bad BOYFRIEND without a cursor! c-c-c-c͙͍̬ar̠̼̜̩͔͎͠r͕͉̫̱̮y͕ ̖̗ͅͅM͎ͅ ͓̮̱͍̬Y̭ B̳ ̖̦O̗͖̬̰͡ ̯O̶ K͓̼̪̺̩͇̥͠ ͚̺̭̦S̘̝͉͉̞̣ … 神 くそ !! When was the last time this laptop was defragged… DISGUSTING. IT’S.. SO slooooooow.
Defragged? Uh. Dunno what that means, sorry. Hey, maybe empty the recycle bin or something, that definitely hasn't been done in uh, years? BUT UM, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW? Get the hell out of the laptop, go and bother someone else!
glitchedgirlfriend·:
@rcbbiev· | DARLING ♡ OPEN MY EMAIL !! RESPOND! IT’S SUPER IMPORTANT! 失礼しないで (⊙▂⊙✖ ) — — — i͕̣̜̝̘ͅ ̟͎w͏͖̱a̢̙ͅs̤̝̗̬̩̣ J̥͙̬͉U̙͓͉S͕Ṱ͉͚ ͖̖̯̟k̵͔̟͙ͅi̵͎d̴̮͔d̨͚̺͇̞͙̰i͇̩͈̤̖͙͎n̨̲̠̘̜͎g̦͚͙̫͉̟, come back!! 恋人 ♡♡♡
Um. Nope. No way. Not even for a second. The email is going straight into the trash, might even fuck around and block the address. Where does she keep coming from? Is she malware? Can't a dude pirate anime in peace anymore? He's currently looking up how to find out someone's IP address.. and he's changed his mind about his hair, he's keeping it as is. Please don't hurt him.
ONE NEW MAIL! - > SEE ATTACHMENT (electricshaver jpeg) [download] / Hey, bitch Do you really really really wanna go hard? / REPLY?
HEY SO, NEVERMINDー!
