misc sentence starters. (9/?)
β anyone could kill me but they dont. i love that. love & trust xx β
β if i donβt romanticize everything in my life i just might die β
β love a good shift in personality and priorities every few years it really keeps things sexy and interesting β
β i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot β
β you wanna kiss? a fucking smooch? a godfuckingdamn peck on the lips? id be happy to oblige β
β debates are stupid because why would i want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than meβ
β one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald β
β if you wanna be my lover you gotta be able to rip a log in half with your bare hands β
β iβve tried opening my mouth and saying words before and iβve gotta say. im not a fan β
β this is good advice but donβt tell me what to do. β
β shout out to my incoherent bitches!! shout out to all the babes out there who dont make no fuckin sense!!! β
β oh, how the fidgets have spinnedβ¦ β
β whoever i end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give β
β i undiagnosed myself with every single mental disorder. iβm chilling now β
β i just farted and burped at the same time life is beautiful never stop dreaming β
β some people are afraid of dogs but iβm afraid of the opposite of dogs. the absence of dogs. dogless space. β
