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Sam Alkhatib - sentence starters

"I like your shirt."

"Everybody associates their bad days with rainy days. I kinda like the rain."

"How come you're so nice to everybody all the time?"

"You're always nice to me. You say a bunch of nonsense, yet here you are making sure I'm alright."

"There are things we simply do not do in this world, and you're currently doing one of them."

"Look what you've done. Look what you've done to our friend."

"Makes too much noise. I don't want my enemies to know what I'm up to."

"When you're this handsome you tend to accumulate hatred from the less fortunate. I forgive them, I'd be mad too."

"You're wearing a 3000 dollar suit and you're licking your fingers like an eight-year-old."

"Hey, buffaloes don't actually have wings, right?"

"It's like you like it. It's like you like how weird you are."

"You deserve waffles, _____. In a world where everyone is settling for pancakes, you deserve waffles."

"You made a choice, _____. You chose good over great. This is a bad quality to have."

"They kicked _____ out of the nursing home again. You can only bite so many people before it's a problem."

"You poor, poor _____. The demons that must torment you for you to be what you are."

"Is this one of those diets where you're supposed to make food not taste as good? They never work."

"A part of me admires your ingenuity. The other part of me can't help but wonder: 'what happened to this poor _____?'"

"Keep running your mouth and your name's going to have an 'R.I.P' in front of it."

"You think I care what other people think? I pour my milk before my cereal. I'm a dangerous _____."

"We're almost out of toilet paper. You gotta be careful."

"I have trained myself to no longer feel shame."

"I want it to be public knowledge that I, _____, accept all forms of cake donations."

"Keep your head low. Let's get our M&M's and let's get out of there in one piece."

"If you have enemies that need taken care of, you come to me."

"So I'm a dead guy now?"

"Why do I have to be dead? Why can't ______ be dead? Nobody likes them."

"Can I be a dead guy?"

"Nobody likes ______. It just magically appears in your pantry when you're down on your luck."

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Send "mandatory spouse" for an au where our muses are in an arranged marriage.

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Send “stealth mission” for a starter where our muses are trying to sneak into somewhere.

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Send “refuse to move” for a starter where my muse is lying on the floor, refusing to get up.

send “floored” for your muse to lay on the floor, refusing to move. 

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Send “handy at fishing” for my muse to catch a fish with their bare hands.

Send “fish handling” for your muse to catch a fish with their bare hands.

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My muse used to have wings, but lost them. Send “where once wings were” for your muse to catch sight of the scars where my muse’s wings used to be.

Send “reminder of wings” for your muse to be the one who had lost their wings. 

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Send “big bug” for our muses to come across a giant bug.

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Send "muddied" for a starter where my muse is covered head-to-toe in mud.

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Markiplier plays Subnautica - part 1 - sentence starters

"Oooh, look at the weird fish."

"I hate the ocean. Did I mention that I hate the ocean?"

"I hate the ocean. There are so many creepy crawly things in there that you have no idea what they're doing."

"I just know for a fact that I'm gonna get eaten by something big and very scary very soon."

"If I start venturing off into the deep, I know that death is the only thing that's going to await me."

"Hello. I am from ______. Are you the intelligent species of this planet?"

"Are you going to be my sassy computer wife for this adventure?"

"The ocean is the scariest thing in existence. And this is an alien ocean, that means there's horrors beyond my imagining."

"Can I stab something? I hope I can stab something."

"I don't like the ocean at night!"

"I'm not putting my mouth on that. There's no way in hell I'm putting my mouth on that."

"Oh god, it's night. Oh, I hate night. Oh god, it's night."

"Come back here, I wanna eat you!"

"I'm scared of the ocean! I'm scared of the ocean! The ocean is a big, scary place, don't blame me."

"The worst thing about it is that you can't see the bottom. Even if you just go a little bit into the ocean, you don't know what's underneath you."

"Can I stab you? I've got a knife! I just want to stab you a little bit, for research."

"So there's no going home for me, huh? And none of the other ______ survived..."

"I'm just going to go into my pod and cry because I'm all alone and everyone that I knew and loved is now dead."

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Send "Shopping Spree" for our muses to go shopping together.

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Send "happy drugs" for a starter where my muse is high on painkillers.

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Send "let them cook" for our muses to cook something together.

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Shrunken sentence starters

1. “Why is everything so big?” 

2. “You shrunk me?!” 

3. “I didn’t get bigger. You just got smaller.” 

4. “I don’t want to stay pocket-sized forever!” 

5. “You were short before, but this is ridiculous.” 

6. “So, don’t get mad, but… I shrunk you.” 

7. “I know you always wanted to be taller than me, but shrinking me seems a little extreme.” 

8. “I always wanted to be taller than you, but I never thought it would be by this much.” 

9. “I didn’t mean to shrink you, it was an accident!” 

10. “You’re so small now…” 

11. “How did you get so small?” 

12. “I’ve shrunk!”

13. “I may have accidentally… shrunk myself.” 

14. “Sorry about shrinking you. It was the only way to keep you safe.” 

15. “You’d better have a realy good reason for shrinking me. A really good reason.” 

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Someone beat my muse up. Send “just a casual visit” for my muse to show up at your muse’s door in this state.

Send “knock on the door” for your muse to show up at my muse’s door in a beat up state. 

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Critical Role - Percy de Rolo - sentence starters

1. “I’ve known a lot of people with money, and they are definitely not worth you.” 

2. “You were never ______’s favorite. She/he/they told me.” 

3. “Your secrets is safe with my indifference.” 

4. “You’re the face I saw when murder entered my heart. This is your doing.” 

5. “We’ll be keeping your weapons, your armor, and I believe your pride.” 

6. “Your soul is forfeit! DIE! DIE!” 

7. “I am going to take a leap of faith and believe, contrary to all evidence, that you are a smart ______.” 

8. “You are, at the moment, the luckiest person in ______. Do you know why? Because you’re at the bottom of my list.” 

9. “Screw you, I want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.” 

10. “I’m sorry! I’m a genius! I’m sorry, I’m sorry! Oh god, I’m clever…” 

11. “This is for ______. And let me say, you were the one I was least looking forward to.” 

12. “This is good we do here. This is great good.” 

13. “Did it choose me because I was broken, or did it break me?” 

14. “I want it to die before anybody sees it. Can you help?” 

15. “I will try and keep _____ safe, and I will try not to be the thing that kills them, either.” 

16. “I hate magic! I hate magic!” 

17. “Honestly, ______, you’re too happy to look like you come from money.” 

18. “If you feel the need to deeply bullshit, I’d be happy to help you. It’s not hard.” 

19. “It is easy to pretend you come from money. You just have to be a little bit of a shit and wear what everybody else is wearing.” 

20. “If they have something nice that makes you feel inferior, we can just take it.” 

21. “Life needs things to live.”

22. “I forgive you, but I cannot let you leave.” 

23. “There is nothing that I could have done to save ______, and yet I still sold my soul in search of vengeance.” 

24. “You often remind me of myself, and yes, I am aware that that is a bit of an insult.” 

25. “I traded away the world’s safety for the belief that I could murder my way to peace. That if I could be a greater horror, it would bring ______ back.” 

26. “You often remind me of myself, and that is the highest of compliments.” 

27. “What is wrong with you? Don’t you see there is nothing here for you? Run away before you die! There is no option!”

28. “I’ve met the Devil, that’s not him.” 

29. “We have been given mighty deeds. We will rise. Or, if we fail, no one will ever know.” 

30. “It’s a thing I’ve been working on, but apparently somebody else has done it first, so never mind.” 

31. “This is an evening of unbridled guilt. Come here, let me show you.” 

32. “The terrible _____ may have a point.” 

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Send “paper faces on parade” for a starter where our muses are attending a masquerade ball.

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Send “graves beneath the moon” for a starter where our muses are in a graveyard at night.