“You know when you like, space out for a while and you end up unintentionally staring at someone? Well, on my lunch break, I spaced out and apparently, I was staring at this guy. The next thing I know, his wife comes out of nowhere to grill me on why I was staring at a married man. Long story short, I ended up telling her that her husband looked like Shrek. I started off trying to be as civil as possible but then the Shrek thing just slipped out and then I laughed once I saw her reaction. –… Someone had to knock her down a few pegs, y’know? Don’t interrogate someone about staring at your husband if he looks like a fucking cartoon ogre.”
“That’s... Pretty fucked. I think I read this article on facebook or something where this married waitress was being nice to a newlywed couple and the wife didn’t tip her- just left a passive aggressive note on the receipt about finding her own man... Even though she had straight up told them about how she was a newlywed too.”