“So you set him on fire” oh my god
I like this fabrikator. I mean I probably shouldn’t this early but I love when people make stuff 😭
WAIT I FORGOT WHY THE CROWS ARE HERE I KNEW THEY WERE AT THE PALACE IT JUST DIDN’T CLICK FOR ME
“No human being should ever be as proud as you are right now.” I love them both I love them both.
“It’s like butter week.” Alina, that’s the most charming thing you’ve ever said I love you now.
AHHHH JESPER IS RIGHT THERE. WOW I PICKED A BAD TIME TO FALL FOR ALINA.
“None, in fact.” NO ALINA TELL HIM ABOUT BUTTER WEEK! ALINA!
YES JESPER. I mean... probably no Jesper, but also yes
“She’s Suli” Zoya do you just enter scenes to be racist, dude?
“Is it my size?”
“You have to ask?” Kaz....
Yesss a tailor and a fabrikator, a match made in heaven get it.
HI INEJ YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE IN YOUR UNIFORM
god I was like: come on burst into applause
and instead they crossed themselves, which. is far better honestly
ALINA: [summons the sun]
Me, looking at Inej: she sure did!!!
Awww Jesper I’m glad you had a good time, bud. I know, I know, this is terrible for the mission but look how happy they are!! You deserve it. I hope no one dies.
Love to see someone pick a magical lock :hum:
uhhhh???????? why is this religious advisor here???????????????????????
It’s silly that standing close to each other is an intimidation tactic I can only read it as sexual tension. Me: why do you want to kiss Mal? I mean, he’s cute but that’s weird for yo- ohhh.
“We cannot let him obtain that kind of power.” Yeah I thought it was weird that he dresses like a villain.
“Listen to me,” she says, as if her next words will include instructions on killing the Batman.
“I don’t want to die with the wrong face on” oh HONEY OH GOODNESS. AH.
...HEY WAS THAT THE FUCKING CONDUCTOR? DID THAT FUCKIN GUY JUST TRY TO KILL ALINA? No??? that doesn’t make sense???? General Zlakov? you don’t k- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHEN HE WAS MEETING WITH HIM AT THE SAMUEL SEABURY MOMENT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KAZ BREKKER I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU KNEW IN AN INSTANT WHAT A FUN TWIST. OCEAN’S 11 HEIST
oOOOOH good EYE whoever that was across the balcony!!!
.....Kirigan you fuckin suck, man. WAIT IS HE GONNA KILL MAL. OH OH OH WOW WOW WOW INTRIGUE TAKE HIM TO THE LADY YES GOOD YOU DID IT
Wow, great reactions, Mal. You are real good at surviving, my guy. Hey what kind of Grisha is- OH SHE’S A FABRIKATOR???OH MY GOD HE FUCKIN SMACKED HER WITH THAT BAR. Wow. This shit popping off.
Alina, I love you and I understand this is all very exciting and look I’m not here to harsh your vibe, you saw me congratulating Jesper on his nice time having sex, but buddy please stop kissing this man literally anyone else would be better-....no except the Conductor, also do not kiss him. Your tailor! Mal! Those girls you hang out with! Jespe- wait is Jesper gay or bisexual? he’s gay isn’t he. Anyway, leave this man alone please.
THEY KISSED AGAIN. LOOK BUDDY I am HAPPY you’re having fun but not the time.
Also can you even attack with your light balls? Like, they’re good! It’s important! I haven’t seen you do one offensive magic. Well... that general is offended by your magic, but. OKAY GOOD YES BHAGRA TELL HER. “Did he want you dependent on him and his fabrikator’s tricky little gloves.” Ohhhhhhhhh that’s devious as HELL WOW CLEVER FUCKIN TRICK.
“He IS the Black Heretic” WHAT???????
SHE’S HIS FUCKING MOM? SHE’S HIS MOM??????? HE LETS HER LIVE????? HE LETS HER LIVE HIS MOM???? SHE’S RIGHT THERE????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
this is why her hut is so dark huh.
....the volcra were people. I didn’t even think about what they were I haven’t had time.
honey I’m sorry you kissed that bad man I know he’s hot but I’m sorry
omg Kaz is still being chased by this guy lmao
“You’re like a wounded spider in my house.” That’s Kaz Brekker, my guy. You’re millimeters away from death.
HAHA KAZ FUCKING BREKKER! Ah damn bad bet.
INEJ my beloved I am so sorry. Immaculate throw. Inej you’re so hot.
Inej honey I’m so sorry. She left her saint 😦
oh wow he’s gonna be so mad. OH SHE GOT TO THE STABLES. ALINA.
can she do the sun blade yet? I assume that’s what the thread of “the dark blade is only for emergencies” leads to
Oh he knows she’s his mom. Why does he let her live???? Oh, he thinks he’s smarter than her. Yeah that scans. Wait how old is she?
“I’d wager you’d need a skilled tracker to find her now.” HAHA what a fucking gloat.
....Jesper.............JESPER DID YOU JUST LUCK OUT HAHA OH MY GOD. Wow. The two thirstiest characters just lucking out together. Thirst solidarity. Brings a tear to my eye. I’m not here to advocate for getting laid over supporting your chums, but.... 🤷♀️it’s what the saints supported, apparently!
COULD NOT be happier for Jesper. TRULY a Jesper blessed episode.