Want to take a read, lovely? ?

sit down and take a look at all of my books!

[whizlices]

bbbbbbbbbbbbb

(we attack. the peo.ple)

[super-musical-wow-vinnyl]

AWWW!! Hi cute little buds! Peas-ed to meet cha'! Looking for someone? I know where Miss D went!

[whizlices]

bbbbbb.........

(hmmmm... yes. i come to u)

[super-musical-wow-vinnyl]

Okay, YAY!! My friend headset made these nifty little things! Here, I think you'll like them.

*HE PUTS FUCKING MECHANICAL WINGS ON THEM. ALLOWING THEM TO NOW FLY. *

WEEEE!! NOW YOU CAN SOAR, FRIENDS! SOAR, SOAR THROUGH THE SKIES!!

[whizlices]

*uses the wings and flies*

bbbbbbb

"bank (thank) you"

[super-musical-wow-vinnyl]

YEAH!! OF COURSE!!

[whizlices]

*they all try to find Miss D and then one says*

bbb...

"hubgry"

*then another one says*

bbbbbb

"then fly and wait! we are looking"

[miss-d-the-serious-nyeah]

Dawg.. do we really have to terminate em?

[scp-5094-miss-j]

now get back and look after the students, D! im taking these Goat VR threats down!

[miss-d-the-serious-nyeah]

Whatever...

[mysterious-baby-helper]

*already suffering Malo Byte disease*

[miss-d-the-serious-nyeah]

What are you looking at?!

[mysterious-baby-helper]

🥺hep me. Am babi!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

Fascinating.. my book of critters here says if not careful, a hoard of whizlices can quickly become an infestation! just like some type of Parasprites, interesting.. unlikely, though.

[vanda-volleyball]

@reading-rainbow-caterpillar Hey miss? Is there any actual reason I should be like. Ya'know.. actually worried for the Goat VR guys?

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

Whatever do you mean, Vanda? The people of that world are in a crisis!

[vanda-volleyball]

I knnnoowww but likeee...

not my dimension, not my problem! Whatever those chess people are doing isn't my problem! It's not affecting us now is it?

[scp-5094-miss-j]

And also, Paul was infected just 4 days ago. we're both in trouble problemo.

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

WHAT?! oh no, Paul was one of my best friends!

[scp-5094-miss-j]

I feel so sorry for your loss.. but he's in the hospital. im sure he will awaken soon

[vanda-volleyball]

UUGGHHHHHHH!! THIS IS ALL HAPPENING BECAUSE WE'RE TOO FRIENDLY WITH THE GOAT VR PEOPLE, MISS!! We gotta close the portal from here to there or else we're gonna get our own villains soon! I don't even wanna know what that'd be like... Smelly miss D-eeck was enough..

[scp-5094-miss-j]

friendliness is something we do with others but not too much, and also, you students and staff will stay here, i have important duty to do in Goat VR with Gleaming, Farmer's mom. Any more questions before i leave?

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

Are you sure it's going to be safe, Madame?

[scp-5094-miss-j]

Im sure it will be safe, Goat Vr and Whiz Kids learning is going to be saved in no time!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

Alright .. I believe in you, Madame. Good luck!

[scp-5094-miss-j]

Stay safe!

*she runs out of the school going to the portal then it finally closes*

[miss-d-the-serious-nyeah]

Now she left me! she'd usually bring me!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

Uhmmm .. with all due respect..

I think it's for the better she kept you here. We all know how Destructive you can get, per' say.

[vanda-volleyball]

@reading-rainbow-caterpillar Hey miss? Is there any actual reason I should be like. Ya'know.. actually worried for the Goat VR guys?

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

Whatever do you mean, Vanda? The people of that world are in a crisis!

[vanda-volleyball]

I knnnoowww but likeee...

not my dimension, not my problem! Whatever those chess people are doing isn't my problem! It's not affecting us now is it?

[scp-5094-miss-j]

And also, Paul was infected just 4 days ago. we're both in trouble problemo.

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

WHAT?! oh no, Paul was one of my best friends!

[scp-5094-miss-j]

I feel so sorry for your loss.. but he's in the hospital. im sure he will awaken soon

[vanda-volleyball]

UUGGHHHHHHH!! THIS IS ALL HAPPENING BECAUSE WE'RE TOO FRIENDLY WITH THE GOAT VR PEOPLE, MISS!! We gotta close the portal from here to there or else we're gonna get our own villains soon! I don't even wanna know what that'd be like... Smelly miss D-eeck was enough..

[scp-5094-miss-j]

friendliness is something we do with others but not too much, and also, you students and staff will stay here, i have important duty to do in Goat VR with Gleaming, Farmer's mom. Any more questions before i leave?

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

Are you sure it's going to be safe, Madame?

[scp-5094-miss-j]

Im sure it will be safe, Goat Vr and Whiz Kids learning is going to be saved in no time!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

Alright .. I believe in you, Madame. Good luck!

[vanda-volleyball]

@reading-rainbow-caterpillar Hey miss? Is there any actual reason I should be like. Ya'know.. actually worried for the Goat VR guys?

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

Whatever do you mean, Vanda? The people of that world are in a crisis!

[vanda-volleyball]

I knnnoowww but likeee...

not my dimension, not my problem! Whatever those chess people are doing isn't my problem! It's not affecting us now is it?

[scp-5094-miss-j]

And also, Paul was infected just 4 days ago. we're both in trouble problemo.

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

WHAT?! oh no, Paul was one of my best friends!

[scp-5094-miss-j]

I feel so sorry for your loss.. but he's in the hospital. im sure he will awaken soon

[vanda-volleyball]

UUGGHHHHHHH!! THIS IS ALL HAPPENING BECAUSE WE'RE TOO FRIENDLY WITH THE GOAT VR PEOPLE, MISS!! We gotta close the portal from here to there or else we're gonna get our own villains soon! I don't even wanna know what that'd be like... Smelly miss D-eeck was enough..

[scp-5094-miss-j]

friendliness is something we do with others but not too much, and also, you students and staff will stay here, i have important duty to do in Goat VR with Gleaming, Farmer's mom. Any more questions before i leave?

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

Are you sure it's going to be safe, Madame?

[vanda-volleyball]

@reading-rainbow-caterpillar Hey miss? Is there any actual reason I should be like. Ya'know.. actually worried for the Goat VR guys?

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

Whatever do you mean, Vanda? The people of that world are in a crisis!

[vanda-volleyball]

I knnnoowww but likeee...

not my dimension, not my problem! Whatever those chess people are doing isn't my problem! It's not affecting us now is it?

[scp-5094-miss-j]

And also, Paul was infected just 4 days ago. we're both in trouble problemo.

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

WHAT?! oh no, Paul was one of my best friends!

[vanda-volleyball]

@reading-rainbow-caterpillar Hey miss? Is there any actual reason I should be like. Ya'know.. actually worried for the Goat VR guys?

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

Whatever do you mean, Vanda? The people of that world are in a crisis!

[vanda-volleyball]

I knnnoowww but likeee...

not my dimension, not my problem! Whatever those chess people are doing isn't my problem! It's not affecting us now is it?

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

That's a bit of a mean thing to say, they're in danger!

[vanda-volleyball]

I'll start getting worried for them when it starts effecting me!

[reject-the-failure-girl]

It's effecting me, Vanda. And we're friends. How do you think this makes me feel?

[vanda-volleyball]

Just migrate back to here, dduuuhhhhh!!!!

Easier done than said! Our game isn't managed by a complete idiot! We're not the ones at risk of complete deletion!

[reject-the-failure-girl]

Where do you expect my boyfriend to go then?

[vanda-volleyball]

Beats me. He can move into here!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

Vanda...

[vanda-volleyball]

@reading-rainbow-caterpillar Hey miss? Is there any actual reason I should be like. Ya'know.. actually worried for the Goat VR guys?

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

Whatever do you mean, Vanda? The people of that world are in a crisis!

[vanda-volleyball]

I knnnoowww but likeee...

not my dimension, not my problem! Whatever those chess people are doing isn't my problem! It's not affecting us now is it?

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

That's a bit of a mean thing to say, they're in danger!

[vanda-volleyball]

@reading-rainbow-caterpillar Hey miss? Is there any actual reason I should be like. Ya'know.. actually worried for the Goat VR guys?

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

Whatever do you mean, Vanda? The people of that world are in a crisis!

[news-reporter-lede]

BREAKING ON VIRTUALLY RELIABLE NEWS:

Farmer has been reportedly unconscious and in intensive care for the last few days following an incident with an at this time unknown person, By all accounts, due to the ties that Farmer holds to this universe, the very world we know of may be in grave danger, and on the risk of permanent deletion without his presence here to keep the game running!

Miss Shepherdess, do you have anything to say on this matter?

[shepherdess-3-flowers]

I just..

I hope everything will be alright. I can't afford to lose him. I can't afford to lose everything again!

[news-reporter-lede]

My condolences, Ma'am. I can't imagine how hard this must be on you..

Nurses and Shepherdess herself are working hard on making sure Farmer stays with us! Allegedly, more and more cases of victims laying unconscious and blank are being found around the game, with some reports even stating that some victims aren't even from our dimension, but from the WhizWorld!

Stay safe, and look out! Travel in groups and don't go Solo!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

*From the other side of the world, a librarian's tv was playing.*

Oh my... What a catastrophy. I hope everything ends well for them.

[kerrel-collby]

@hiiamh0019 I'M SORRYYYYYYY!!!!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

dancing with sunglasses outside her cell despite his numerous broken bones

[kerrel-collby]

I'M SO SORRY PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

im not listening!!!!

[kerrel-collby]

PLEEEAAAASSEEEEEE AT LEAST GO FIND DOREEN,,

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

NO WAY!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[kerrel-collby]

I DON'T WANNA BE A CHIMERA........

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

AND I DIDN'T WANNA BE THAT MUSE!

[kerrel-collby]

*she falls silent, in tears*

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

grins

[kerrel-collby]

019......please.....please, you've gotta help me.... I'm so uncomfortable...... and scared......

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

how do you think i felt dumbass?

[kerrel-collby]

i tried to sedate you,,

...and also I wasn't going to feed you to a giant tentacle monster soooooo

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

i think you fully deserve this :3

[kerrel-collby]

b-but I... Chimeras are my worst fear....... You know the mandatory therapy all the employees go through? I have PTSD from this sort of stuff! You can't just... leave me like this... in this body.......

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

do you SEE all the bandages and stitches and crutches i have??

[kerrel-collby]

y...yeah....but...you volunteered!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

does it look like i knew what you were planning to do to me?

[kerrel-collby]

I messed up... I'm sorry.... but.... THIS isn't justified! Tell me why you think being an abomination forever is a just punishment!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

you tried turning me into fungal or something FOREVER!

[kerrel-collby]

HIS NAME WAS FINGAL!! and that doesn't answer my question!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

yes it does!

[kerrel-collby]

HOW????

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

you tried turning me into a abomination forever, so it's only fair the same happens to you!

[kerrel-collby]

he...he wasn't an abomination........and it's...it's different! Fingal had a life outside of sitting in a cell and being miserable. Fingal could move. Fingal wasn't the most hideous creature in the world..

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

still pretty deserved, now doreen will never wanna kiss you!

[kerrel-collby]

but i... i don't wanna be.... *she slams herself into the glass*

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

WOAHHHHHHH-

[kerrel-collby]

@hiiamh0019 I'M SORRYYYYYYY!!!!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

dancing with sunglasses outside her cell despite his numerous broken bones

[kerrel-collby]

I'M SO SORRY PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

im not listening!!!!

[kerrel-collby]

PLEEEAAAASSEEEEEE AT LEAST GO FIND DOREEN,,

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

NO WAY!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[kerrel-collby]

I DON'T WANNA BE A CHIMERA........

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

AND I DIDN'T WANNA BE THAT MUSE!

[kerrel-collby]

*she falls silent, in tears*

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

grins

[kerrel-collby]

019......please.....please, you've gotta help me.... I'm so uncomfortable...... and scared......

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

how do you think i felt dumbass?

[kerrel-collby]

i tried to sedate you,,

...and also I wasn't going to feed you to a giant tentacle monster soooooo

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

i think you fully deserve this :3

[kerrel-collby]

b-but I... Chimeras are my worst fear....... You know the mandatory therapy all the employees go through? I have PTSD from this sort of stuff! You can't just... leave me like this... in this body.......

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

do you SEE all the bandages and stitches and crutches i have??

[kerrel-collby]

y...yeah....but...you volunteered!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

does it look like i knew what you were planning to do to me?

[kerrel-collby]

I messed up... I'm sorry.... but.... THIS isn't justified! Tell me why you think being an abomination forever is a just punishment!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

you tried turning me into fungal or something FOREVER!

[kerrel-collby]

HIS NAME WAS FINGAL!! and that doesn't answer my question!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

yes it does!

[kerrel-collby]

HOW????

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

you tried turning me into a abomination forever, so it's only fair the same happens to you!

[kerrel-collby]

he...he wasn't an abomination........and it's...it's different! Fingal had a life outside of sitting in a cell and being miserable. Fingal could move. Fingal wasn't the most hideous creature in the world..

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

still pretty deserved, now doreen will never wanna kiss you!

[kerrel-collby]

@hiiamh0019 I'M SORRYYYYYYY!!!!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

dancing with sunglasses outside her cell despite his numerous broken bones

[kerrel-collby]

I'M SO SORRY PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

im not listening!!!!

[kerrel-collby]

PLEEEAAAASSEEEEEE AT LEAST GO FIND DOREEN,,

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

NO WAY!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[kerrel-collby]

I DON'T WANNA BE A CHIMERA........

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

AND I DIDN'T WANNA BE THAT MUSE!

[kerrel-collby]

*she falls silent, in tears*

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

grins

[kerrel-collby]

019......please.....please, you've gotta help me.... I'm so uncomfortable...... and scared......

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

how do you think i felt dumbass?

[kerrel-collby]

i tried to sedate you,,

...and also I wasn't going to feed you to a giant tentacle monster soooooo

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

i think you fully deserve this :3

[kerrel-collby]

b-but I... Chimeras are my worst fear....... You know the mandatory therapy all the employees go through? I have PTSD from this sort of stuff! You can't just... leave me like this... in this body.......

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

do you SEE all the bandages and stitches and crutches i have??

[kerrel-collby]

y...yeah....but...you volunteered!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

does it look like i knew what you were planning to do to me?

[kerrel-collby]

I messed up... I'm sorry.... but.... THIS isn't justified! Tell me why you think being an abomination forever is a just punishment!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

you tried turning me into fungal or something FOREVER!

[kerrel-collby]

HIS NAME WAS FINGAL!! and that doesn't answer my question!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

yes it does!

[kerrel-collby]

HOW????

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

you tried turning me into a abomination forever, so it's only fair the same happens to you!

[kerrel-collby]

@hiiamh0019 I'M SORRYYYYYYY!!!!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

dancing with sunglasses outside her cell despite his numerous broken bones

[kerrel-collby]

I'M SO SORRY PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

im not listening!!!!

[kerrel-collby]

PLEEEAAAASSEEEEEE AT LEAST GO FIND DOREEN,,

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

NO WAY!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[kerrel-collby]

I DON'T WANNA BE A CHIMERA........

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

AND I DIDN'T WANNA BE THAT MUSE!

[kerrel-collby]

*she falls silent, in tears*

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

grins

[kerrel-collby]

019......please.....please, you've gotta help me.... I'm so uncomfortable...... and scared......

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

how do you think i felt dumbass?

[kerrel-collby]

i tried to sedate you,,

...and also I wasn't going to feed you to a giant tentacle monster soooooo

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

i think you fully deserve this :3

[kerrel-collby]

b-but I... Chimeras are my worst fear....... You know the mandatory therapy all the employees go through? I have PTSD from this sort of stuff! You can't just... leave me like this... in this body.......

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

do you SEE all the bandages and stitches and crutches i have??

[kerrel-collby]

y...yeah....but...you volunteered!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

does it look like i knew what you were planning to do to me?

[kerrel-collby]

I messed up... I'm sorry.... but.... THIS isn't justified! Tell me why you think being an abomination forever is a just punishment!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

you tried turning me into fungal or something FOREVER!

[kerrel-collby]

HIS NAME WAS FINGAL!! and that doesn't answer my question!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

yes it does!

[kerrel-collby]

@hiiamh0019 I'M SORRYYYYYYY!!!!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

dancing with sunglasses outside her cell despite his numerous broken bones

[kerrel-collby]

I'M SO SORRY PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

im not listening!!!!

[kerrel-collby]

PLEEEAAAASSEEEEEE AT LEAST GO FIND DOREEN,,

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

NO WAY!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[kerrel-collby]

I DON'T WANNA BE A CHIMERA........

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

AND I DIDN'T WANNA BE THAT MUSE!

[kerrel-collby]

*she falls silent, in tears*

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

grins

[kerrel-collby]

019......please.....please, you've gotta help me.... I'm so uncomfortable...... and scared......

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

how do you think i felt dumbass?

[kerrel-collby]

i tried to sedate you,,

...and also I wasn't going to feed you to a giant tentacle monster soooooo

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

i think you fully deserve this :3

[kerrel-collby]

b-but I... Chimeras are my worst fear....... You know the mandatory therapy all the employees go through? I have PTSD from this sort of stuff! You can't just... leave me like this... in this body.......

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

do you SEE all the bandages and stitches and crutches i have??

[kerrel-collby]

y...yeah....but...you volunteered!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

does it look like i knew what you were planning to do to me?

[kerrel-collby]

I messed up... I'm sorry.... but.... THIS isn't justified! Tell me why you think being an abomination forever is a just punishment!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

you tried turning me into fungal or something FOREVER!

[kerrel-collby]

@hiiamh0019 I'M SORRYYYYYYY!!!!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

dancing with sunglasses outside her cell despite his numerous broken bones

[kerrel-collby]

I'M SO SORRY PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

im not listening!!!!

[kerrel-collby]

PLEEEAAAASSEEEEEE AT LEAST GO FIND DOREEN,,

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

NO WAY!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[kerrel-collby]

I DON'T WANNA BE A CHIMERA........

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

AND I DIDN'T WANNA BE THAT MUSE!

[kerrel-collby]

*she falls silent, in tears*

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

grins

[kerrel-collby]

019......please.....please, you've gotta help me.... I'm so uncomfortable...... and scared......

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

how do you think i felt dumbass?

[kerrel-collby]

i tried to sedate you,,

...and also I wasn't going to feed you to a giant tentacle monster soooooo

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

i think you fully deserve this :3

[kerrel-collby]

b-but I... Chimeras are my worst fear....... You know the mandatory therapy all the employees go through? I have PTSD from this sort of stuff! You can't just... leave me like this... in this body.......

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

do you SEE all the bandages and stitches and crutches i have??

[kerrel-collby]

y...yeah....but...you volunteered!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

does it look like i knew what you were planning to do to me?

[kerrel-collby]

@hiiamh0019 I'M SORRYYYYYYY!!!!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

dancing with sunglasses outside her cell despite his numerous broken bones

[kerrel-collby]

I'M SO SORRY PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

im not listening!!!!

[kerrel-collby]

PLEEEAAAASSEEEEEE AT LEAST GO FIND DOREEN,,

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

NO WAY!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[kerrel-collby]

I DON'T WANNA BE A CHIMERA........

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

AND I DIDN'T WANNA BE THAT MUSE!

[kerrel-collby]

*she falls silent, in tears*

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

grins

[kerrel-collby]

019......please.....please, you've gotta help me.... I'm so uncomfortable...... and scared......

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

how do you think i felt dumbass?

[kerrel-collby]

i tried to sedate you,,

...and also I wasn't going to feed you to a giant tentacle monster soooooo

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

i think you fully deserve this :3

[kerrel-collby]

b-but I... Chimeras are my worst fear....... You know the mandatory therapy all the employees go through? I have PTSD from this sort of stuff! You can't just... leave me like this... in this body.......

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

do you SEE all the bandages and stitches and crutches i have??

[kerrel-collby]

@hiiamh0019 I'M SORRYYYYYYY!!!!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

dancing with sunglasses outside her cell despite his numerous broken bones

[kerrel-collby]

I'M SO SORRY PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

im not listening!!!!

[kerrel-collby]

PLEEEAAAASSEEEEEE AT LEAST GO FIND DOREEN,,

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

NO WAY!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[kerrel-collby]

I DON'T WANNA BE A CHIMERA........

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

AND I DIDN'T WANNA BE THAT MUSE!

[kerrel-collby]

*she falls silent, in tears*

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

grins

[kerrel-collby]

019......please.....please, you've gotta help me.... I'm so uncomfortable...... and scared......

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

how do you think i felt dumbass?

[kerrel-collby]

i tried to sedate you,,

...and also I wasn't going to feed you to a giant tentacle monster soooooo

[reading-rainbow-caterpillar]

i think you fully deserve this :3