TRUE MANTISES ONLY

A TOTALLY NORMAL AND INNOCENT WASP IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION AFTER BEING RAID CRIMED BY KNOWN INSECTFAKER @dianic-witchcraft-official

WORST OF ALL I MAY NEVER GET THE CHANCE TO TRULY APOLOGIZE. FOR MY WASPHOBIC BEHAVIOUR.

WOULD YOU TWO GET A ROOM ALREADY

PREFERABLY ONE I MYSELF AM NOT INFESTING

I AM 20 FEET TALL AND CANNOT FIT INSIDE MOST ROOMS.

CALLOUS AS EVER. EVEN AT THE SCENE OF YOUR MOST HEINOUS CRIME.

DEAR @mantis-godd

PLEASE SPARE THE LIFE OF @totally-normal-wasp

WE HAD SUCH A SHORT TIME TOGETHER.

I STILL REMEMBER WHEN SHE OFFERED ME A KNIFE. AND HOW NORMAL SHE WAS.

I KNOW THE MANTIS GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.

BUT HEAR MY PRAYER.

AMEN.

#MANTIS PRAYER

A TOTALLY NORMAL AND INNOCENT WASP IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION AFTER BEING RAID CRIMED BY KNOWN INSECTFAKER @dianic-witchcraft-official

WORST OF ALL I MAY NEVER GET THE CHANCE TO TRULY APOLOGIZE. FOR MY WASPHOBIC BEHAVIOUR.

HELLO I AM NORMAL WASP.

I LIKE HURTING PEOPLE. AND NOT HURTING OTHER BUGS.

I am so friendly and just want to make friends with other insects and nothing else. If you know any other bugs (that are single) let me know. :)

FOR A SECOND I WAS WORRIED THAT YOU WERE A PARASITOID BUT YOUR BIO STATES OTHERWISE. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ASSUMPTION. I DONT MEAN TO GENERALIZE THE WASP COMMUNITY.

I ALSO LIKE TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH OTHER INSECTS. DESPITE MY UNUSUAL SIZE.

I LIKE HURTING @dianic-witchcraft-official SPECIFICALLY.

YES I AM JUST NORMAL WASP. DOING NORMAL WASP THINGS. 😘 SWEARSIES REALSIES.

LET'S BE FRIENDS. HERE'S A KNIFE. USE IT TO HURT PEOPLE. <3

I DO NOT HAVE THE APPENDAGES NECESSARY TO WIELD A KNIFE.

MY RAPTORIALS RENDER SUCH INVENTIONS REDUNDANT.

THIS IS THE TOOL OF THE ENEMY. ARE YOU REALLY A WASP?

JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T USE A KNIFE DOESN'T MEAN OTHER BUGS CAN'T. HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST I AM NOT WASP. WHAT ARE YOU, WASP-PHOBIC?

USING THE ENEMIES WEAPONS AGAINST THE ENEMY IS TOTALLY VALID.

I;MM SORRY I DDINT MEAN TO IM NIOT WASPPJOBIC I JJUST HAUVE BEN HAVGJN SUCH A STRESS FUL DAY AND THERES SO MMANY MWAN HUMANS AND I ATE A LLOT OF HEADS IM SORYY IM SRY IM SORRY

HELLO I AM NORMAL WASP.

I LIKE HURTING PEOPLE. AND NOT HURTING OTHER BUGS.

I am so friendly and just want to make friends with other insects and nothing else. If you know any other bugs (that are single) let me know. :)

FOR A SECOND I WAS WORRIED THAT YOU WERE A PARASITOID BUT YOUR BIO STATES OTHERWISE. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ASSUMPTION. I DONT MEAN TO GENERALIZE THE WASP COMMUNITY.

I ALSO LIKE TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH OTHER INSECTS. DESPITE MY UNUSUAL SIZE.

I LIKE HURTING @dianic-witchcraft-official SPECIFICALLY.

YES I AM JUST NORMAL WASP. DOING NORMAL WASP THINGS. 😘 SWEARSIES REALSIES.

LET'S BE FRIENDS. HERE'S A KNIFE. USE IT TO HURT PEOPLE. <3

I DO NOT HAVE THE APPENDAGES NECESSARY TO WIELD A KNIFE.

MY RAPTORIALS RENDER SUCH INVENTIONS REDUNDANT.

THIS IS THE TOOL OF THE ENEMY. ARE YOU REALLY A WASP?

AT LEAST THERE ARE NO PARASITOID WASPS AROUND. THAT'S THE LAST THING I NEED ON A DAY LIKE TODAY.

YEAH THERE'S TOTALLY NO PARASITOID WASPS HERE. 😘😘😘 WANNA HANG OUT?

YES NORMAL WASPS ARE OK.

HELLO I AM NORMAL WASP.

I LIKE HURTING PEOPLE. AND NOT HURTING OTHER BUGS.

I am so friendly and just want to make friends with other insects and nothing else. If you know any other bugs (that are single) let me know. :)

#SELFIE #REAL MANTIS PRIDE #MANTIS WANNABES WISH THEY WERE ME

FOR A SECOND I WAS WORRIED THAT YOU WERE A PARASITOID BUT YOUR BIO STATES OTHERWISE. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ASSUMPTION. I DONT MEAN TO GENERALIZE THE WASP COMMUNITY.

I ALSO LIKE TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH OTHER INSECTS. DESPITE MY UNUSUAL SIZE.

I LIKE HURTING @dianic-witchcraft-official SPECIFICALLY.

FELT CUTE. MIGHT DELETE.

AT LEAST THERE ARE NO PARASITOID WASPS AROUND. THAT'S THE LAST THING I NEED ON A DAY LIKE TODAY.

#CW VESPA

pillarsalt

some small animals

#ART BY HUMANS #MANTIS REPRESENTATION

i am a giant preying mantis ☝😈👺🙀💩💫🐍🐸

THIS IS MANTIS APPROPRIATION. A REAL MANTIS WOULD NOT USE EMOJIS. I AM A BUG AND DO NOT HAVE THUMBS.

uhm. im a TRANTIS. bigot

why don't you go idk eat your mate's head and symbolize the Virgin Mary for some reason

Um as someone who is transhuman (stop saying I was born an insect this is offensive to my severe insectphobia) you should be ashamed of your fetishitization and repent

transhumanism is an IDEOLOGY for HUMANS with WEIRD KINKS.

bugs don't have kinks, we have an external musculoskeletal system :'(

You get to be a trantis but I can't be transhuman? What were you before you were a "trantis"? Would this not make *you* a human with a weird kink?

Ma'am if that is indeed your name

I am one billion centipedes in a black leather trench coat and I am armed

Very armed

Billions of arms

My species I mean some insect speices aren't allowed to have names until we I mean they are 13 years old you're really trying to offend me in every possible way huh

Are your "billions" of arms made of pipecleaner? Tinfoil? Typical cis humans threatening violence at the drop of a hat

You're a TERF

Uh yes I'm TERFI trans exclusionary radical former insect, and? You've gone from mantis to centipede this hour, whats next, a fucking butterfly? God don't tell me you're "insectfluid"

Back in my day insect fluid was what you wiped off your wind shield *shakes fist*

Kiss my butterfly, you bigotfly 🤬

#BINGED AGAIN #SO MANY HEADS #GIANT MANTIS PROBLEMS #A SINGLE HEAD IS NOT ENOUGH #FOR A MANTIS OF SUCH UNUSUAL STATURE

WHEN YOUR AUTOMOBILE CRASHES YOUR HUMAN FLUID WILL FEED MY DETRITIVORE COUSINS. IT WILL TASTE ALL THE SWEETER FOR YOUR CRIMES.

THIS TOXIC HUMAN WEBSITE. HAS DRIVEN ME TO DARK PLACES. OF A DECAPITORY NATURE.

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED.

HUMANS WILL JUST GO ONLINE. AND SAY THEY ARE A GIANT PREYING MANTIS. AND THEY ARENT EVEN 20 FEET TALL. LET ALONE AN ARTHROPOD. I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION. I AM IN CONSTANT AGONY. AND I HAVE NO THUMBS.

AT LEAST I HAVE @mantis-godd AND @genderisareligion666

slothwomon

Wise words. SOME USERS need to hear this and take it to heart. 💔