Elsen #346786533

I'm alive! He/Him, Zone 1.

[realgoodatmyjob]

You KNOW who I am. You know me

In case you don't: You can call me Trelsen 🙂 I am a resident of Zone 1. I help eliminate spectres!

[realgoodatmyjob]

Check this link... important stuff on here! About me!! You should also keep reading below... 👇

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Out-of-character for a moment:

Hii I'm Bacon im the writer hi :D hiii hi hi

While I myself am 18 (and my character is also an adult), I don't want to interact with sexually explicit NSFW content on this blog. I don't judge what you get up to, but please keep stuff like that away from me ^_^

I try to only interact with other OFF Roleplay/Parody blogs. However, this isn't etched in stone... do what makes your heart sing

This parody account is run as if the character is posting about his day-to-day life like a normal, real person would. Therefore, all aspects of the account are in-character and written from his perspective: reblogs, DMs, etc... like he has a phone of his own : )

Trelsen having a bad day = me having a very pleasant day. My character's mood does not reflect my own life... I promise that even though he is evil and will public vent post, I myself am doing perfectly fine. My life is sunshine and rainbows

Also: Trelsen is a BITCH! He's two-faced and passive aggressive! He WILL reply in a customer-service tone, because he DOES think he's better than you/your character. I'm sorry on his behalf

PLEASE BE MEAN TO HIM PLEASE BE MEAN TO HIM PLEASE BE MEAN TO HIM

In regular posts, OOC text will be marked // like this!! //

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[hall0fheads]

I miss Blythe. I'm going to make her pie and visit

[realgoodatmyjob]

Let Me Join You...

[10ftofwalter]

Maple walnut banana pancakes with jam filling for breakfast.

[realgoodatmyjob]

This sounds delightful. I would genuinely kill somebody in real life for one of these

[10ftofwalter]

Well good thing you don’t have to. Visit Me.

[realgoodatmyjob]

Respectfully I am not going to Zone 3 for a pancake

[10ftofwalter]

I would go to Zone 1 but I do not believe the ferrymen would appreciate my presence… Do you want the recipe.

[realgoodatmyjob]

Yes yes yes yes yes 😊😊😊😊😊Yeeeeessssssssss

[10ftofwalter]

1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

3 1/2 teaspoons baking powder

1 teaspoon salt

1 Tablespoon white sugar

2 ripe bananas

1 1/4 cups whole milk

1 large egg

4 Tablespoons butter, melted

1/2 cup chopped pecans

Vegetable oil, for pan-frying

Maple syrup, for serving

Remember to mix it well before adding the nuts and to let it rest for about half an hour. Cook it on medium low heat. ☺️

[sonderprevaricate]

I gope you saved that egg

[realgoodatmyjob]

No I threw it at 103

[10ftofwalter]

Maple walnut banana pancakes with jam filling for breakfast.

[realgoodatmyjob]

This sounds delightful. I would genuinely kill somebody in real life for one of these

[10ftofwalter]

Well good thing you don’t have to. Visit Me.

[realgoodatmyjob]

Respectfully I am not going to Zone 3 for a pancake

[10ftofwalter]

I would go to Zone 1 but I do not believe the ferrymen would appreciate my presence… Do you want the recipe.

[realgoodatmyjob]

Yes yes yes yes yes 😊😊😊😊😊Yeeeeessssssssss

[10ftofwalter]

1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

3 1/2 teaspoons baking powder

1 teaspoon salt

1 Tablespoon white sugar (NORMAL NOT DRUGS)

2 ripe bananas

1 1/4 cups whole milk

1 large egg

4 Tablespoons butter, melted

1/2 cup chopped pecans

Vegetable oil, for pan-frying

Maple syrup, for serving

Remember to mix it well before adding the nuts and to let it rest for about half an hour. Cook it on medium low heat. ☺️

[10ftofwalter]

Maple walnut banana pancakes with jam filling for breakfast.

[realgoodatmyjob]

This sounds delightful. I would genuinely kill somebody in real life for one of these

[10ftofwalter]

Well good thing you don’t have to. Visit Me.

[realgoodatmyjob]

Respectfully I am not going to Zone 3 for a pancake

[10ftofwalter]

I would go to Zone 1 but I do not believe the ferrymen would appreciate my presence… Do you want the recipe.

[realgoodatmyjob]

Yes yes yes yes yes 😊😊😊😊😊Yeeeeessssssssss

[10ftofwalter]

Maple walnut banana pancakes with jam filling for breakfast.

[realgoodatmyjob]

This sounds delightful. I would genuinely kill somebody in real life for one of these

[10ftofwalter]

Well good thing you don’t have to. Visit Me.

[realgoodatmyjob]

Respectfully I am not going to Zone 3 for a pancake

[10ftofwalter]

Maple walnut banana pancakes with jam filling for breakfast.

[realgoodatmyjob]

This sounds delightful. I would genuinely kill somebody in real life for one of these

[sonderprevaricate]

How it feels frolicing w trelsen then he hits this gay ass move

[realgoodatmyjob]

NOW WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN

[sonderprevaricate]

this is a real pocture of you that i took

[realgoodatmyjob]

You're just LYING! Lying on the Internet about your good friend for "Likes" and "Views"!!!!

[hall0fheads]

lol

[realgoodatmyjob]

What are you laughing at...... YOU hit the gay ass move too

[hall0fheads]

No no I don't think I do

[realgoodatmyjob]

🤨

[sonderprevaricate]

How it feels frolicing w trelsen then he hits this gay ass move

[realgoodatmyjob]

NOW WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN

[sonderprevaricate]

this is a real pocture of you that i took

[realgoodatmyjob]

You're just LYING! Lying on the Internet about your good friend for "Likes" and "Views"!!!!

[sonderprevaricate]

You’re the only person who ever replies to my posts

[realgoodatmyjob]

OK this means nothing. OK.

[sonderprevaricate]

How it feels frolicing w trelsen then he hits this gay ass move

[realgoodatmyjob]

NOW WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN

[sonderprevaricate]

this is a real pocture of you that i took

[realgoodatmyjob]

You're just LYING! Lying on the Internet about your good friend for "Likes" and "Views"!!!!

[hall0fheads]

lol

[realgoodatmyjob]

What are you laughing at...... YOU hit the gay ass move too

[sonderprevaricate]

How it feels frolicing w trelsen then he hits this gay ass move

[realgoodatmyjob]

NOW WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN

[sonderprevaricate]

this is a real pocture of you that i took

[realgoodatmyjob]

You're just LYING! Lying on the Internet about your good friend for "Likes" and "Views"!!!!

[sonderprevaricate]

How it feels frolicing w trelsen then he hits this gay ass move

[realgoodatmyjob]

NOW WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN

[ibu-400-mind-at-ease]

sometimes i eat 1 bug

[realgoodatmyjob]

What is wrong with you

[ibu-400-mind-at-ease]

i was born as a frog. i'm frog baby. not nice of you to assume theres something wrong with me, man.

[realgoodatmyjob]

You should have grown out of it by now.

[ibu-400-mind-at-ease]

maybe i shouldve idk :/ not like its common practice i guessss. i guess ur right... sigh, ig

[realgoodatmyjob]

What? 🤔

[ibu-400-mind-at-ease]

sometimes i eat 1 bug

[realgoodatmyjob]

What is wrong with you

[ibu-400-mind-at-ease]

i was born as a frog. i'm frog baby. not nice of you to assume theres something wrong with me, man.

[realgoodatmyjob]

You should have grown out of it by now.

[ibu-400-mind-at-ease]

sometimes i eat 1 bug

[realgoodatmyjob]

What is wrong with you

[realgoodatmyjob]

My only friend in this cruel cruel world #hardcider #yep everyone else throws soup at me and leaves eggs on my doorstep and feeds me inhumane amounts of pie probably in the hopes it kills me #nobodygets it

[elsen103]

Did you really hate my egg that much

[realgoodatmyjob]

Watch out

[sonderprevaricate]

Not tryign to kill you trying to fattwn you up so you cant run away

[realgoodatmyjob]

Don't play games with me boy you watch yourself watch it boy just use your words say noo no Trelsen dont go and i will blink my big big eyes at you and say "you really 🥺want me to stay"? and we get to skip around and dance so happy

[sonderprevaricate]

Frolic with me Trelsen

[realgoodatmyjob]

yes Yes let us go

[realgoodatmyjob]

My only friend in this cruel cruel world #hardcider #yep everyone else throws soup at me and leaves eggs on my doorstep and feeds me inhumane amounts of pie probably in the hopes it kills me #nobodygets it

[elsen103]

Did you really hate my egg that much

[realgoodatmyjob]

Watch out

[sonderprevaricate]

Not tryign to kill you trying to fattwn you up so you cant run away

[realgoodatmyjob]

Don't play games with me boy you watch yourself watch it boy just use your words say noo no Trelsen dont go and i will blink my big big eyes at you and say "you really 🥺want me to stay"? and we get to skip around and dance so happy