Get Over Here!

RP blog of BizzarlyFunny's "Real Mortal Kombat" version of Scorpion. NSFW warning.

[scribetiloa]

You have the entirety of ONE ask to make my muse blush and squirm bad enough to need a cold shower. Go nuts.

[guardianshanarra-deactivated201]

((I’m gonna regret posting this, I know it…. XD ))

[heroicyoshi]

"What the hell are you? Some furry dinosaur thing?"

“yes. Thats exactly what I am.”

[realhellninja]

"What, did I end up in some jurrasic park or some stupid shit? And you can talk!? You talk!?"

[heroicyoshi]

"I dunno. You tell me. My lips are moving, and words are coming out. So can I talk?"

[realhellninja]

"…yeah… you can talk…"

[heroicyoshi]

"Bingo!"

[realhellninja]

"...can you tell me where I am?"

[heroicyoshi]

"What the hell are you? Some furry dinosaur thing?"

“yes. Thats exactly what I am.”

[realhellninja]

"What, did I end up in some jurrasic park or some stupid shit? And you can talk!? You talk!?"

[heroicyoshi]

"I dunno. You tell me. My lips are moving, and words are coming out. So can I talk?"

[realhellninja]

"...yeah... you can talk..."

[heroicyoshi]

"What the hell are you? Some furry dinosaur thing?"

“yes. Thats exactly what I am.”

[realhellninja]

"What, did I end up in some jurrasic park or some stupid shit? And you can talk!? You talk!?"

[realhellninja]

Scorpion: I know someone who can make ice lady statues.

Sub-Zero: Wait, that's me!

Scorpion: Well, get right to work!

Sub-Zero: But that won't solve my problem!

Scorpion: Put a hole in it.

[conniect-deactivated20210801]

"Um…have no idea where you’re getting the whole cyborg thing from or the ninja, but I am a soldier. Who the hell are you?"

[realhellninja]

"I am Scorpion. Only the best ninja in existence!"

[conniect-deactivated20210801]

"I had no idea there even were still ninjas.”

[realhellninja]

"...what the hell are you talking about?"

[realhellninja]

((Sub-Zero page done.))

[askgame]

Name a kink in my ask box, and my Muse will tell you yes or no.

[adamharrisonrp]

[blog-for-rpers]

Reblog if your character has killed someone.

[abottomfeederjustlikeme]

[asksoldierdiztydooandtheteam-de]

I killed More Than 1

[thisuserjustwantspeace]

Fang: I ‘ave killed my father for killing my mother…

[realhellninja]

((He's a fucking Mortal Kombat character. Should I say more?))

[realhellninja]

((Imma work on Sub-Zero for my sub-muse.))

[pacifistpurple]

“Hey, I’m only asking because people only really come to me for medical assistance; or as a negotiation prize, but that’s not important.”

[realhellninja]

"Negotiation prize? What, are doctors that few or something?"

[pacifistpurple]

“I’m not a doctor, I’m a medic- there’s a huge difference. And not particularly, I guess anyone with medical knowledge is good to negotiate peace treaties with?”

[realhellninja]

"The only difference is that a medic works in the battlefield and may be fucking insane. Unless you have another difference."

[glorified-bricklayer]

Send me &*& and

[realhellninja]

I will generate a number from 1-175 for what my muse will say to yours. (Mix of angst, fluff, and random)

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[realhellninja]

theprofessionalofchorus started following you

"Why the hell are you here?"

[pacifistpurple]

realhellninja

“    I haven’t seen your face around here before, are you in need of medical assistance?”

[realhellninja]

"I don’t know, do I? Do I look hurt?"

[pacifistpurple]

“Hey, I’m only asking because people only really come to me for medical assistance; or as a negotiation prize, but that’s not important.”

[realhellninja]

"Negotiation prize? What, are doctors that few or something?"

[pacifistpurple]

realhellninja

“    I haven’t seen your face around here before, are you in need of medical assistance?”

[realhellninja]

"I don't know, do I? Do I look hurt?"

[realhellninja]

conniect started following you

"Who is this? Another one of those fucking cyborg ninjas?"

[conniect-deactivated20210801]

"Um…have no idea where you’re getting the whole cyborg thing from or the ninja, but I am a soldier. Who the hell are you?"

[realhellninja]

"I am Scorpion. Only the best ninja in existence!"

[realhellninja]

conniect started following you

"Who is this? Another one of those fucking cyborg ninjas?"