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Lucas: whats a sugar daddy?

Mark: *points to taemin*

Kai: *points to taemin*

Taeyong: *points to taemin*

Ten: *points to taemin*

Baekhyun: *points to himself*

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Suho: *announces his enlistment*

Kai: today I lost my dear friend Suho

Suho: quit telling people I’m dead

Kai: sometimes I can still hear his voice

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Baekhyun: I’m a winner winner chicken dinner

Xiumin: you’re more like a game hen

Baekhyun: how?

Xiumin: you’re better roasted

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Exo-Ls: *guessing that xiumin and d.o are the most likely to have a secret wife and children*

Chen: guess what?!

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Chen: you know it’s ok to admit you made a mistake

Chanyeol: what’re you talking about I always add salt to my coffee

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Baekhyun: we cant lose because we have this *points to self *

Suho: a heart?

Baekhyun: what? No.

Baekhyun: we have me

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Suho: I’m enlisting on may 14th

Sehun: *waiting across the street from whever junmyeon is stationed for crosswalk duties*

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I just wanna talk about how the only kpop group I’ve ever seen/ met was infinite and it was back in 2013 when I was 10 years old and didn’t know what kpop was and didn’t fucking realize who they were until 3 fucking years later and I was watching their destiny MV trying to figure out why the fuck they seemed so familiar

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Interview: whats the hardest thing for you guys to say?

D.O: I was wrong

Suho: I need help

Baekhyun: worchestire sauce

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I'd quarantine with bbh. We'd be playing video games and can be loud together and be introverted when needed. It would be bliss

Honestly this is such an elite. You’d never be bored quarantining w bbh

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Lucas: do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Mark: you’re a hazard to society

Baekhyun: and a coward do 20

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Sehun to Suho: I’d walk through fire for you

Sehun: but not fire because that’s dangerous. A humid room. I would walk through a very humid room for you

Sehun: but not too humid....because my hair.

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Sehun: whats an orgasm?

Xiumin: it’s that paper craft where you make cranes

Chen: bitch that’s oregano

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I'm glad you were able to get the missing sleep back ^^ enjoy your day ! ^o^

Thank youuuuuu anon💕💕💕I hope you do too

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Junmyeons tattoos?

Ajagsh my sleep deprived ass forgot to put in junmyeon’s fake tattoos 💀

I’m referring to the time he had the members names tattooed on his back at the exoploration concert in Seoul last July

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Exo as my playlist names

Xiumin: “more espresso, more depresso”

Suho: “This is why you shouldn’t give me the aux”

Lay: “Motivation to get thicc thicc actual”

Chen: “I was Wattpad emo in 2014”

Baekhyun: “middle school me turns up as I drive over curbs”

Chanyeol: “this playlist is the reason I’m a fake redneck”

D.O: “songs to be embarrassed I liked in 6 months”

Kai: “ songs that make me feel like I’m wearing a leather jacket with sleeve tattoos and driving stick”

Sehun: “ songs I grew up listening to bc my parents are boomers”

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i’d choose jongin bc as much as he is a high energy man, i feel like he’d also be so utterly lazy and that’s just my type of vibe. someone who will laugh uncontrollably at funny things that happen but will also just lie down next to me and we both just play on our phone while enjoying each other’s presence. id actually enjoy it if he spontaneously got up and started dancing and id probably ask him to teach me something too tbh

That’s sounds like literal heaven rn