REALITY'S A BITCH

Welcome to the Mad House

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accurate scientific research

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Reporter: So Taylor, how does it feel to be at #1 On the Billboard top 100? Taylor: To be honest Diane, I am so-- Cardi B:

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Friend: Don’t drink tonight because you can’t handle your liquor

Me: Ugh! Fine!

*20 minutes later*

Friend: Have you been dri—

Me:

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I'm the drink

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Oh my god

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This person living in 2049.

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Find her

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Friend: Lets go out for drinks tonight!

Me: I’m not really feeling well. I’m going through a lot right now and I just need some time alone 

Friend: I’ll pay

Me: 

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Stop it

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getcho ass outta here aint no one tryina fuck with you shark

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Cookie you silly Bitch

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Read it and weep

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me: i’m really stressed

someone: just relax!!!!!

me:

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Stop exposing me

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Yes please and thank you