#funny jokes

[necrolikesfire]

Look! A shiny, bright, highly illegal distraction!

[mrsoulstice]

Me showing up at the bar again after they put me in the uber to go home😅😅

[thetopgeezer6point0]

What does masturbation and brain damage have in common?

After a few strokes there’s no going back

[wakyjokes]

What do you call a honest and straight forward person?

Frank.

[taliiscoolerthanyou]

I am watching the lyon/g2 series and if Lyon throws this g1 lead I'm committing

[tofuo0]

I have nothing meaningful to post rn so I’ll throw my best dad joke at you all

why do atomic bombs have a bad temper?

because they blow up over the smallest things.

[bondshotel]