RealJohnDendron

im the real one don't believe the haters

[realjohndendron]

the fuckin ballze on that guy to release MERCHANDISE of my STOLEN DENDRON. DO NOT BUY DENDRON MERCH BRO.

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[realjohndendron]

i have recently come upon my great uncles will and inherited a large amount of oil drills. i will be relocating them on top of the dendron recovery center for maximum profits in a cartoonish yet devilish plot

[realjohndendron]

also there's a dendron discord server now. posting this link here to tell you NOT to click on it anywhere else cause it takes you to that evil recovery project that i hate.

https://discord.gg/ybw6S4zeJ

[realjohndendron]

aren't i awesome

[realjohndendron]

i like ice cream

[realjohndendron]

sorry i haven't posted much but apparently there's two tumblr mobile apps and i got logged out of both

[realjohndendron]

my dendron is being ILLEGALLY modded and uploaded to hit game marketplace steam! do NOT WISHLIST DENDRON ON STEAM OR ITS SOON TO BE OUT DEMO!!!

[realjohndendron]

yk ive actually always been more of a sega guy. evelyn kept NAGGING me about the n64s popularity and shit but dendron was totally gonna be a sega cd classic

[realjohndendron]

thinking about vagueposting MY dendron 👀👀👀

[realjohndendron]

should i do a qna for all my like three loyal followers

[realjohndendron]

im going to keep this "yuri" doomed if evelyn doesn't give me my dendron back

[realjohndendron]

what is a tung tung sahur

[realjohndendron]

I JUST HIT THE JACKPOT AT THE CASINO WERE SO BACK (200 TICKET JACKPOT AT THE CHUCK E CHEESE RACECAR GAME)

[realjohndendron]

if i ever take someone as dendron apprentice im gonna have to run a background check on your tumblr ive seen some crazy shit on this website

[realjohndendron]

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oh deer

[realjohndendron]

sorry i just figured out how to reblog i think idk i live under a bridge downtown but this is awesome

[realjohndendron]

if i could afford court proceedings, i would sue the shit out of evelyn. she still has like fifty dendron cartridges in a vault somewhere that she just stole to trauma dump.