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what's your beef with kane? don't you like getting shoved against walls?

If he was, say, an female warrior, and not a brutish war machine, perhaps —

I joke. My tastes lean towards the more….strategic than hands on types of women in power.

Anyways, what isn’t my beef with Kane? What isn’t anyone’s beef with Kane? He has a first grade reading level. He has the emotional intelligence and control of a three year old. He’s blatantly xenophobic to our allies because no one has taught him how to use a map. He’s lucky his father likes him so much - I’m sorry, likes having a *loyal attack dog* so much.

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and you're a slippery puppet of a person 💪😤 at least my wife wants to be seen with me oh right you don't have a wife

#you have a girlfriend and she doesn't want to be seen with you either

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If you’re not into Austra…FMK any three members of the royal family

Hmmmmm alright, though I’ll do my best to respect all current relationships.

Fuck - Helios. Solely to feed the rumors we’re having some sort of torrid affair, of course.

Marry - Selene. Single, and she’s generally the one of the more pleasant members of the royal family to be around.

Kill - Kane. This is obvious.

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you couldn't kill me if you tried lol

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I don’t like knights in the “glorifying a military police force as symbols of power, wealth, and tradition” way. I like knights in the “cult of chivalry and psychological fallout of raising sons to die like their fathers for a king they’ll never meet” way but also in a “swords and armor symbolic of the heaviness and impermanence of manhood” way.

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