Real Life Gunshow

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[reallifegunshow]

COUNTDOWN TO CAV

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[kittyzozo]

Puzzles (and WPNZ) in My Planner - May 2026

(If there's anything else you'd like to see me do with the stickers, let me know!)

[reallifegunshow]

Great minds, right?

Wild.

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[numberonelittlechild]

Gunshow at Costco

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[candyinjectionz]

So…

I heard him say he wants 17 year olds carnally… I blocked him after that and now I’m questioning whether or not I’m a good person for following him to begin with.

[reallifegunshow]

REBLOGING this here too because seriously ew.

[your-favorite-puzzle-piece]

Mod, I was just wondering about this:

Puzzles and WPNZ both wearing suits looks right...

But Puzzles in a dress and WPNZ in a suit feels right.

Am I right, lads or Am I right, lads?

~—♡✧♡✧♡—~

No, I really don't like Puzzles in a wedding dress—the idea rubs me the wrong way! He looks good in drag but I honestly prefer him in a suit for the wedding, which is what he will be in

~—♡✧♡✧♡—~

[reallifegunshow]

I don’t have suit infographics I’m afraid. I do however have a guide to gemstones and know the language of flowers. Just let me know if you want the infographics for those.

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Thank you first and foremost to @kandivision for giving me this idea.

Theories under cut:

Okay so this guy’s going to be a full on ass. Judging by the top description alone, I’m guessing this guy’s a homophobic sexist. Also going out on a limb here and saying this guy probably has PTSD of some sort but refuses to go to therapy because “that’s for women and pansies”. I’m guessing they put him in here to act as a parallel to Puzzle’s father because angst.

We’ll just have to see if I’m right.

[reallifegunshow]

Only in New York

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[gunshowlover778]

i bet $20 that once October rolls around someone’s gonna make GUNSHOBER or CAVTOBER and literally everyone in the gunshow community is gonna participate

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I’ll certainly TRY

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Still alive

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I’ve chosen myself. Tonight i’ll drink the knockoff tide pods in the laundry room.

[rebekakisunesk14]

Those goobers are at špis castle in Slovakia ✨🥹

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What possessed me to make this? Oh wait.

@sleepystols & @vizcup that’s who!

[sleepystols]

🎀🐆 , WPNZ <3 !!

“GIRL please..you askin’ MEEE?”

shiii I summon thee @gunshowlover778 @elqin-r @edi102 @aafiyahthefifi @smg4sn1defender @goofy-goobers-things @l1f3r3m0v3r @dunktape @thatoneambiguousanon @estacestrella

[reallifegunshow]

@jadeverse-asks @djdrawerworld @brownii-milkshake @folliestdolly

[numberonelittlechild]

Gunshow at the Mesa Verde National Park (Ft. Leggy & Toomp)

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Can someone tell me why, when I typed in “planner Gunshow” into the search bar in Etsy, the first result was an ADHD planner?

I mean I am autistic, but still.

[lapisdragon01]

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Sharing this beautiful piece of audio that I got from Gianni a little while back of Mr. WPNZ at the airport <3 I was laughing my ass off listening to it. If anyone decides to use it for anything, PLEASE tag me!

Transcript below the cut:

"God, I fucking hate airports. Their security is always such a pain! Everyone here is- THAT'S MY FUCKING ARM, ASSHOLE! I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE IT WITH YOU?! I NEED THAT! NO, HEY, THAT'S- DUDE! THAT'S MY LEG! IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR DAMN METAL DETECTOR HAS A PROBLEM WITH ROBOTS! I- OF COURSE IT'S GONNA GO OFF?! I'M MADE OF METAL!"

"SHAKESPEARE, WOULD YOU QUIT LAUGHING AND HELP ME GET MY LIMBS BACK, YOU ASSHOLE?!"

"… Not a word, Boxhead. Not. A single. Word. If you LEAVE MY FUCKIN' HEAD HERE, I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH THAT DAMN ARM YOU'RE CARRYING!"

"God, they're SO sensitive! I mean the safety was on for most of my guns! ...... I think. Wait. Do I have a safety? Ahhhh, fuck it!"

"'I'm gonna blow up the airport! I'm gonna blow up the airport-' hey, where's my belt?"

"DID THEY FUCKING STEAL MY BELT?!"