Princess 💙

Est. 1996

[cybercrimer]

i go to the dmv to pick up my id and they hand me this:

[rightnowimloving]

[earthandbeast]

[cloudimind-deactivated20180723]

[memewhore]

[prospects]

[tropicuhl]

[coral]

“I confess I do not know why, but looking at the stars always makes me dream.”

—

Vincent van Gogh

(via adrenaline)

[earthdad]

[mews]

[markv5]

Дефицит кадров

[outerrimpilot]

“Staff shortage” (the name tag reads “trainee”).

[aaronexplainsitall]

he’s doing SUCH A GOOD JOB PROMOTE HIM MAKE HIM STORE MANAGER

[colourofoctober]

When you put your music on shuffle and the song you actually wanted to listen to comes on first…

[darcylindbergh]

lads had a dream last night that i was at the elton john concert and halfway through crocodile rock he switched to a prince medley and real live flesh and blood prince walked out on stage, and into the stunned, hushed silence i said quietly, “i thought you were dead” and he looked straight at me through the crowds of a million people, put his mouth against the mic, and said “do i look like the kind of man who dies” absolute legend 

[anest4etized-deactivated2025121]

This wasn’t a dream this was a premonition

[daily-showerthoughts]

You’re unlikely to see negative reviews when shopping online for a parachute

[adrenaline]

[sridevi]

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

[prospects]