Amy

A Marvel fan girl, multi-shipper and raging homosexual, escaping the real world one post at a time

[ssparkleglitter]

all of y’all’s doomsday theories are sad asf what if they all just live happily ever after

[reallycoollesbian]

Happy Pride Month to my fellow queers!

Just to let you know, Sam and Bucky are definitely planning to attend the pride parade together right now, because the divorce is not real.

[reallycoollesbian]

It may be time that we consider that maybe Sam and Bucky aren’t actually in the midst of a divorce and this is actually just a very long funny prank we’ve fallen for.

It’s fine, the divorce isn’t happening and we can just laugh it all off now.

[reallycoollesbian]

Natasha Romanoff would run her animal crossing island like the fucking navy

ugly villagers? gone

weeds everywhere? gone

the island would be done and dusted in less than a week.

[reallycoollesbian]

I’d kill for there to be a scene in doomsday where Bruce and Bob talk about their alter egos.

And for Bruce to teach Bob different ways of handling and being able to cope with there being two sides of himself.

[reallycoollesbian]

did we just collectively forget the part in thunderbolts where Yelena turns to Val says “we own you”??

Val doesn’t own the thunderbolts, the thunderbolts own Val.

[arennx]

bucky is such a body worhsipper when it comes to sam and i will die on this hill ughhhhbthey love each other so bad bucky is soft with his touch while sam is soft with his words

[reallycoollesbian]

Sam: could you get off now?

Bucky, grumpily rolling off Sam’s chest so they can get some sleep: fine

Sam: thank you

(10 minutes later)

Bucky, snoring loudly:

Sam, muttering: fuck my life

[reallycoollesbian]

I’m not Steve Rogers’ biggest fan by any means but if one more person dares call him right wing they can catch these fists.

[reallycoollesbian]

Fuck ice btw.

Seriously, how much of a slim nosed little rat bag of a cunt do you have to be?

killing innocent people? get fucked.

Die.

[eyelessfaces]

[reallycoollesbian]

How do i explain to my parents that their only daughter is now an ao3 writer?

And that if anything unexpected happens to them, it’s probably cause of the curse.

[reallycoollesbian]

Sam loves too read in the evenings, usually modern fiction works he spots in the front of the book shop. But he’s been wanting to expand his horizons, so he starts reading older classics.

But when he starts reading them, it becomes very clear to him that he doesn’t understand some of the language used. So he turns to his husband Bucky and asks him to translate them.

However, what starts as Bucky translating old phrase quickly becomes Bucky reading to Sam every evening before bed.

[reallycoollesbian]

do we think bucky played with a train set as a kid?

i could totally see that being his favourite toy as a kid.

[panulyx]

Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

[reallycoollesbian]

A little part of me really believes that at LEAST half the thunderbolts don’t like Alexei.

But none of them say it out loud cause they have too keep up a team image.

[reallycoollesbian]

Bucky’s the one that cooks in the Thunderbolts tower, because he’s the only one that remembers what everyone likes for breakfast and how they take their coffees and teas (they all like it a little different.)

Plus he likes it cause it gives him a chance to be good to people and satisfy them.