College is strange sometimes

My roommate says weird things. My hallmates say weird things. I write them down and keep them for posterity.

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What kinds of things can you do on the internet for money that aren't sexual or illegal?

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because this is applicable again.

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Late night dessert

Her: One day, when I'm rich, I'll bathe in dulce de leche

Me: But what about your hair

Her: I'll shave it off and eat it

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Beyonce eats kit kats. I'm going to go eat kit kats now.

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Her: Jason Gordon-Levitt

Me: No.

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That bitch is going to be so damn hairless

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Boobs are a job. We should get paid to carry them around

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There was a thump

Me: What was that?

Her: The sound of my influence hitting the world.

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It was black. I'm not afraid of the white ones, only the black ones. Wait that sounded bad.

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I wish I could steal her chin and put it on my face.