many orbs in this world

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cursed amulet this cursed blade that. sometimes the curse is just in a rock. sometimes a little curse slips into an ordinary little rock

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what do you mean you can’t pour from an empty cup? just enchant it #myinfinitegoblet

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counterspell? ok. one

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ants can become werewolves too but no one notices because they’re really tiny

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“coveralls” is a really bad name because they’re not even that big and they barely cover even one guy

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(no drinks in) i feel like an amulet

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the ghost in my house keeps hiding the wd40 so i can’t fix the creaky doors

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found an old soda machine. gonna take it home and put my potions in it

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wish on an 11:11berry

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if you don’t make your own homunculi, store-bought is fine

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i can’t afford two guards at my dungeon door so i just have the one and he only tells half-truths

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paris is not real they just madd is up for ratatooey

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the cursed artifact has numerous applications in lesbian sex

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conjuring mozzarella

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IMPS ARE STEALING MY BASKIN ROBBINS JAMOCHA MILKSHAKE

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my cousin was born with a gnome hat on for some reason

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take a berry, leave a berry