Sam

"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream" -Edgar Allen Poe

[mishas-assbutts]

[depeachy]

Jensens little smile is so cute

[pierregrassou]

[deerhoof-deactivated20151018]

the future is here and it’s horrible

[tealjesus]

i laughed way too hard at theses omg. the chip one. i can’t

[rebelxgasm]

talking to straight white boys

boy: let's play twenty questions

me: okay, what's your favorite color?

boy: triangle, have you had sex yet?

[bookmad-deactivated20151003]

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

[spookingmachine-deactivated2015]

[itstooch]

[ellysaria]

[itsjustfrank]

"Which I measured with my rulers"

[odditymall]

This service called Cuddle Clones will make a stuffed animal version of your dog or cat from a picture you send them, which surprisingly look quite realistic.

http://odditymall.com/cuddle-clones-make-your-dog-into-a-stuffed-animal

[numburs-deactivated20181016]

[opal-porn]

Ethiopian opal geode

[eldritch-corgi]

egg

[thatmlc]

egg

[official-sciencesideoftumbler]

Egg

[fit-fuel-injected-deactivated20]

Egg

[rebelxgasm]

Howtobasic?

[block]

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

[jumex]

professor: *hands me syllabus*

me: first of all……get this away from me

[unclefather]

i think my parents would yell at me if i died

[sobeitjayt]

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

Visit Original Link

mmmmm whatcha say

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

[mum-feather]

#this makes me uncomfortable

[rebelxgasm]

I'm still trying to decide if I just got Rick rolled.

[castielsteenwolf]

its a proven fact that if you go “woosh woosh” while running you go faster

[castielsteenwolf]

not with that attitude

[memewhore]