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I love to dance. I love cats. I'm in an age gap relationship. I'm a foodie. and sometimes I'm NSFW

[herdirtylittleheart]

just daydreaming about the way she looks at me when she shoves her fingers down my throat to make them wet 🥹✨💦

[metamorphesque]

Ada or Ardor: A Family Chronicle, Vladimir Nabokov

[ohandsowedrown]

I do not want to be loved gently. I want to be understood violently.

[salacious-sci-fi]

[pienipple]

belated celebration of cook's murder day 💕

[tastefullyoffensive]

[allthingsmacandcheese]

[rxrashed]

Visit Original Link

[yourecutesoi]

[rebloggingintothevoid]

Well the good thing I just realized is I can use Tumblr in public now.

Let me know if you find a good place for lady porn.

[accras]

Angela Bassett celebrating her 60th birthday

[ohboydonald]

She looks 40

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

celebrating her what

[rebloggingintothevoid]

No she looks 30

[dyscomancer]

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

[dyscomancer]

“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years

“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess

“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways

[dyscomancer]

the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you

like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”

give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass

[dyscomancer]

AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened

what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there

“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren

[dyscomancer]

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them

[rebloggingintothevoid]

A majority of my dream last night was me being mad about bad customer service but then I was trying to walk up a hill in socks that was all muddy so I slipped back down and splashed Bill Hader but it was just his face in 2D on the pavement. He was covered in mud so I tried scraping it off his eyes and mouth with my foot while telling him I loved him.

[rebloggingintothevoid]

I was gonna leave cuz the porn is gone but then I saw all the kittens

[friendly-animals]

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[friendly-animals]

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[alicentsgf]

the first meme of 2018 is

carrie fisher entering the room wielding a bat that she is absolutely prepared to use

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Let’s make this the last meme of 2018 as well