Ask the Red Army Trio!

ask blog for @sheriffthompson's eddsworld OCs Amelia, Ace Pilot, and Simón. very much a work in progress

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INFO (mobile)

STATUS: OPEN, WILL RETURN THIS 2024

Welcome to my ask blog! Taking place after the events of The End, you can ask my trio questions about their lives and times on the Red Army base. Maybe you'll see a flashback...or a flashforward? Who knows. We're just here for fun!

ABOUT THE TRIO [basic information about them, please keep in mind that it’s subject to change]

Tags in [brackets] are mod notes. ooc posts will hopefully be limited but will be tagged as such. More links ‘n stuff will be added here as time goes on.

Enjoy your stay!

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Ace the busH... ACE THE BUSH-

"shh."

"..."

"!"

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little refs of my red army trio with some basic information abt them!!! im really happy with these :’)

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(mcu end credits voice) the red army trio will return this april.

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i miss them everyday

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i miss them

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Ooo fire :]

"(bush rustles)"

"hm."

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[A little late to this, but thank you for following! It means a lot to me. :’)]

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"OKAY THIS WAS FUN BUT I HAVE A MEETING AND ACE HAS NIGHT GUARD DUTIES"

"oh right that"

"SO WE'LL LEAVE YA ALONE FOR THE NIGHT SIMÓN"

"'Right then. (yawns) Goodnight."

"GOODNIGHT!" "night newbie"

"have fun ame, tell red leader i said hi"

"YOU TOO ACE, AND I WILL!"

(LATER...)

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[Hello. I’ve been busy with Artfight this month and general Life™, but Red Army Trio will return in August. Thank you for your patience.]

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@dobythealpaca‘s murder mystery au: red army trio edition! they’re the kitchen staff of tordan’s place, with amelita being there the longest (having known paul n tordan all her life) and simeón being hired just recently. aceington was found inbetween those points making soup in their dumpster which is how they were taken under amelita’s wing.

bonus doodles under the cut

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So, what's it like in the Red Army? What's the Red Leader like?

"It's...unconventional to say the least. For one, boot camp was rather quick. And other than me, the Colonel, and Pilot there's only Red Leader, Commander van den Berg, and Captain Dutkowski."

"there used to be a doc and an explosions guy but they died in the marching band accident...rip in peace you two"

"WE'RE WORKING ON IT"

"And Red Leader...I haven't seen him much since I joined, other than the uh, brief incident, but he's very somber. Not what I expected at all."

"...The anime motivational posters all over the base were similarly unexpected."

"THE FIRST ONES HE HAD UP WERE GARBAGE AND NOT APPROPRIATE FOR WORK, SO THIS WAS OUR COMPROMISE”

“teamwork makes the dream work naruto said that im pretty sure”

“NO HE DIDN’T“ “No, he didn’t.”

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I personally think I am entitled to know everything I want to about Red Leader. Like his phone number. Spill it

“I CAN PUT YOU IN CONTACT WITH MY FISTS”

“easy its 6969 69......420, 69″

“Don’t actually call that number.”

"no call it i wanna know what happens when you do"

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How long have you three been working together?

"We basically just met."

“yea the newbies only been here for like what a few days now?”

“SIMÓN JUST FINISHED ORIENTATIONS, HE’LL BE READY FOR REAL ARMY WORK TOMORROW”

“Paperwork, piloting and fixing the planes...”

“THE THREE PS OF LIFE!”

“ACE AND I GO BACK A LITTLE FARTHER, WE STARTED WORKING TOGETHER LIKE 7 MONTHS AGO RIGHT BEFORE THAT ONE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK”

“ah good times”

“Oh yeah, I remember seeing that on the news. Were you two there too?”

“WE GOT HELD UP IN THE BASE BUT WE EVENTUALLY GOT TO THAT THEME PARK. GOOD THING TOO BECAUSE THEY ALL LOOKED LIKE HELL”

“BUT WHO DIDN’T LOL”

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How does one join the red army, I’m uhhhh… asking for a friend

"FINALLY A GOOD QUESTION"

“Hey this is still my-”

“SEND US AN EMAIL AT [email protected] WITH AN APPLICATION! AT THE MOMENT WE’RE LOOKING FOR SCIENTISTS AND MORE ENGINEERS AND PILOTS BUT MORE FOOT-SOLDIERS ARE ALWAYS GOOD. IF YOU SEEM LIKE A FIT WE’LL SEND YOU MORE INFORMATION AND SET UP AN INTERVIEW ON OUR SECURE NETWORK.”

“our discord server”

“IT’S NOT A DISCORD SERVER, YOU KNOW THIS”

“yeah but it looks like one”

“YOU’RE WELCOME!!!!! IT TOOK US FOREVER TO CODE IT TOGETHER!!!”

“...BUT ANYWAY UH, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE IN EUROPE IF YOU WANT TO APPLY? I MEAN IF YOU’RE SUPER DUPER QUALIFIED WE CAN ARRANGE A PICK-UP BUT-”

“steal a plane”

“IF YOU CAN GET HERE SOMEHOW THAT’S GOOD JUST DON’T LIKE DIE”

“rip our flag twirlers it was so sad”

“YES IT WAS VERY TRAGIC BUT WE HAVE TO MOVE ON PILOT IT’S WHAT THEY WOULD HAVE WANTED”

“Uh-”

“ANYWAY THANK YOU FOR THE INTEREST IN OUR HUMBLE OPERATION SUNGLASSES! TELL YOUR FRIENDS!”

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Pink, blue, and green? Powerpuff Girls fan spotted

[Technically it's red but yes, you got me anon]