Whose Line Is It Anyway sentence starters
You are dead to me, nothing but scum. When I look in your eyes I get inflammation of the bum.Ā
To quote Rodgers and Hammerstein, āThe hills are alive with the sounds of crap.ā
Teach me how to sing like you!
You see this badge? That means Iām the sheriff.
Excuse me, Iām tapped into your cable. Would you mind changing it to channel 8?
I feel like Iām the king of the general area!
Watch out for those tempo changes, man, ācause when we go into the second bridge, this shit takes off.
What colorās your poo first thing in the morning?
I think a lot of people would stop drinking if they knew what they looked like when they were drunk.
All right men, weāre going into battle tomorrow! Before we do, I think we shall all take a shower!Ā
Donāt worry, Iām a doctor.
I thought we were out of the spy business.
How would you like to make money in real estate?
You know, for as long as I can remember, Iāve had memories.
I love you, but Iāve had too many meatballs.
I seem to have lost my battery pack somewhere in the area of my buttocks.
A featherduster made by a Norwegian. Itās all starting to make sense.
If I was a turkey, what would you stuff me with?
Itās okay, I have an extra burnoose!
I canāt sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Iām shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.
Iāll distract them by making a noise like a duck!
If Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?
Thatās what you get for river dancing in a thong.
Sorry Iām late. I let the kids out for recess, if you know what I mean. Ā
We better climb up through that window up there that seems impossibly high.
Itās time for something other than an egg to get laid around here.
They found water on Mars, isnāt that cool? You know what that means? Just another bottle of four dollar imported water.
I never realized what a delicious creamy center I have.
Look, I know this is our first date, but⦠I love you! Be with me!
Youāre one Tae Bo class away from an ass kicking!
Turn your frown upside down. And while youāre at it, flip your buttcrack sideways.
Kiss me, big boy, like thereās no tomorrow.
Out of great boredom comes great songs.
Have you ever been in a hotel that was this wet and hot all at the same time?
Lets get naked and wrestle.
In ten minutes, we bring out the liquor!
When I give the signal weāre going to yell out the worst-sounding battle cry ever. Ready?
Itās time for my John Wayne impression.
Y'know, teachers are the most misunderstood of all mammals.
If I were a drink I believe I would be a margarita because I am tall⦠and⦠salty⦠and I⦠always have Tequila in me.
My turn ons are humanity, integrity, and TV.
I just wanna chill, and y'know, sometimes I just wish I was a goat, y'know? How easy would life be then, y'know, you wouldnāt even have to read things or understand things.Ā
Look at the beauty of whatās going on here! The sheer beauty!
Hey, doesnāt that cloud look like a ducky?