Karma's a Bitch

just a non binary feminist whose salty about mainstream reddit culture

[hungwy]

being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

[uvradical]

as a physicists the whole 'cosmically significant' is so funny. nothing is cosmically significant. the sun is small and tiny compared to, most starts and even stars are small next to the gravitational pull of supermassive black holes and even then is doesn't matter bc, the universe is both infinite and in vast expanse so why would one black whole matter?, which means at the end everything matters bc the universe is a sum of its parts all parts are so stupid small to the universe they all, matter and we are here enjoying a strawberry, isnt it nice?, (via las-lus)

[entomycetic]

[pikadxrat]

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

[teathattast]

get creatured idiot

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured

[charlesoberonn]

The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

[charlesoberonn]

Make sure I fit in the pot at least.

[lilyyy63]

Shorter pasta could definitely fit on a store shelf. Longer pasta however...

Free yourself of corporate interests and demand comically and inconviently long pasta

[charlesoberonn]

Pasta so long it can't fit in your car and you gotta tie it to the roof. Pasta so long you gotta cook it outside because your ceiling is too low.

[clumsysprings]

I think space filling pasta would be the best of all worlds. Easy to fit on shelves, long, and fits in the pot without breaking!

Good luck manufacturing it, but I think it could be done by extrusion and chopping, but I don't know if it'd be spaghetti still

[charlesoberonn]

Something like this?

[charlesoberonn]

But in a little over 4 months it's gonna be m

[elkrisen-deactivated20260120]

(kissing you on the mouth) go to hell

[tragicfaggots-deactivated202407]

person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

i’m not apart of the bedbug agenda…

[mclennonyaoi]

don’t wanna be an american insect…

[mclennonyaoi]

calling out to insect america !!!!

[mclennonyaoi]

all across the ladybug nation :)

[mclennonyaoi]

[notahorseindisguise]

DUNG BEETLES DREAM OF TOMORROW

WE'RE NOT THE BUGS WHO'RE MEANT TO FOLLOW

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

[alyssoid]

New ADHD motto dropped: “irrelevant but not unrelated”

[stuck-in-jelly]

"Why are you so obessed with found family?"

I watched this as a kid and internalized it for forever

[stuck-in-jelly]

Lilo and Stitch really said "This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good." And i still live by that

[milf-adjacent]

It has come to my attention that some of you have not actually seen the music video for Ghengis Khan by Miike Snow so I've taken it on myself to end your ignorance of this piece of cinema

[milf-adjacent]

The greatest cinematic experience of 2016, weren't you watching?

[milf-adjacent]

They"re all but @-ing me on twitter

[mellifexfarm]

she stole a leaf that a leafcutter ant was carrying and ate it

[ejacutastic]

[warcrimesimulator]

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

[warcrimesimulator]

We will never experience this again.

[thyrell]

that shit feels like it happened in 2012 and last month at the same time

[meladoodle]

my friend angella was doing a comedy gig, and as soon as she came out a guy shouted ‘can i give you my number?’ and all the crowd groaned cause it was so inappropriate but angella was like ‘yeah sure’. the guy started shouting out his number and she started entering it into her phone. the whole crowd was like woaaah. she got the whole number and then dialled it and it rang. everyone lost their shit. finally the guy answered and angella just said “hello? shut the fuck up” and it was the most incredible thing i’ve ever seen 

[alex-plante]

So some of these details are probably wrong, it happened a long time ago so I don’t remember the specifics leading up, but it was incredible. A friend of mine who does stand up was doing his bit at open mic one night, and a guy was heckling him. Just being a total asshole, and then his phone rang and he started talking loudly on his phone about how he’s at open mic and this guy isn’t funny, etc. Now the weird thing about hecklers is that they just want to be a part of something most of the time, so my friend said, “hey man, what’s your name? Can I see your phone for a second?”

The guy actually handed over his phone, and my friend hung up, and scrolled through his contact list until he found the person he was looking for. He hit dial, and starts.

“Hello? Is this [Name’s] mom? Great! It’s very nice to talk to you. I’m a comedian in the middle of my standup routine, and your son is being very rude, [lists off some of the things her son said]…. hold on, can I get you to repeat that?”

He takes the phone away, puts it in speakerphone and holds it up to the mic.

“I said, I’m sorry my son is being such an asshole.”

Everyone lost it. Fuckin’ destroyed by his own mother. My friend said it was one of his proudest moments ever.

[bettedavisgf]

why is doubles luge even a thing like i get the rationale of single luge i guess. get on a toboggan and ride down a hill ok. why get on top of a man on top of a toboggan

[pussykech]

intricate rituals

[mr-deep-downer]

you could never understand a warrior’s bond

[thyrell]

we talk about the dangers of needing to be the smartest guy in the room but i think even more deadly is the urge to be the FUNNIEST guy in the room.

[thyrell]

the problem with being a guy who is always doing a bit is that if your bits arent literally always funny 100% of the time some body is going to kill you. and you are going to deserve it

[klaw]

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

[mewsicalmiss]

Please tell me this is our timeline

[catboycooter]

likes charge reblogs cast

[curioscurio]

Giving myself 30 minutes to make bake and paint kermit the frog so that he will be complete on new years day

[curioscurio]

He Is Cooking

[curioscurio]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much