art, absurdity, and existential struggle

[campaignsick]

When my family still doesn’t understand what I do for a living

[justsomeantifas]

Get your #hot discourse over here

[sopatra]

i wrote this article

[justsomeantifas]

wow we got a celebrity over here.

[three-eyed-bat-deactivated20181]

When I saw this post I was immediately reminded of this:

[bitcherovas-deactivated20180903]

YUPPIE IS A SLUR

[justsomeantifas]

tag yourself, I’m the envy-peddler

[just-shower-thoughts]

In alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I may be a terrible person but at least I say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker.

[campaignsick]

Sending an email to our entire list after proofreading

[campaignsick]

Strangers sharing unsolicited political hot takes

[campaignsick]

When someone steals one of my volunteers

[campaignsick]

When are you going to get a real job?

[campaignsick]

When my candidate is freaking out about all the conflicting advice his friends are giving him

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Nameless PCs

[campaignsick]

When I’m the only woman on a consultant conference call

[littlekingcorona]

Millennial Employee: I’d really appreciate a liveable wage for my labor.

Baby Boomer Employer:

[pancakefluff-deactivated2022022]

Did anyone else notice the bison the fire sages gave Korra had a horn that was broken like Appa’s mom? No?  Just me then? Okay.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s much weirder to ask “Will you talk to me for $3?” than “Can I buy you a drink?”

[bisexualprincezuko]

I had this really funny dream last night

where I was zuko and it was literally just the scene where iroh asks if he wants tea and he just blows up “I DONT NEED ANY CALMING TEA! I NEED TO CAPTURE THE AVATAR.” Except I was zuko and when iroh asked if I wanted tea zuko/I shouted “I DONT NEED ANY CALMING TEA! I NEED TO PASS ORGANIC CHEMISTRY!”

[avatarsymbolism]

But did you restore your GPA and bring honor to your record?

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder if the people who say “kids never play outside anymore” are the same ones that drive 40 mph down residential streets.

[avatarsymbolism]

imagine: the next air avatar has died. scouts have been sent to the north and south poles. ten years have passed, yet the avatar is nowhere to be found. meanwhile in the foggy swamp tribe,

Also imagine a sandbender Avatar. 

[shatterinseconds]

To add on: a Sun Warrior Avatar

[lariren-shadow]

Or the next one coming from a blended family (in this situation seperated). One parent an earthbender and the other a firebender. Kid bends with both parents and they say ‘oh yes our child is a bender.’ It’s not till a few years later they realize the kid is bending both elements.

[avatarsymbolism]

I dig both those ideas. 

I especially like the Sun Warrior one though. 

[zutaraverse]

swamp avatar would be incredible though! Imagine them presenting themselves to the world as the swamp monster just to fuck with people!

[avatarsymbolism]

Swamp monster Avatar bending all the elements, maybe in the Avatar state, freaking people out.