EL PHANTASMO. ELP. THE HEADBANGA. 36-year-old njpw wrestler from vancouver and all-around lovable scamp. riley finds it easy to fit the role of resident dumbass despite being smarter and more clever than he lets on. often drinks too much, parties too late, and ends up places he shouldn’t while running from his growing sadness and loneliness. has a heart of gold beneath all the class clown antics. currently on his redemption arc in the ring and still figuring out life outside of it.
hiatus until 9/25
connections:
@rlevine - partner/romantic interest: the pair seemed to make an unexpected connection, yet one that feels it was always meant to be. everything feels easy with rowan, as much as it’s tended to freak riley out. originally giving rowan a place to escape to when work and life struggles bubbled up, they’ve only grown closer. it’s hard to know where they’ll find themselves in the future, but they’ll at least figure it out together.
@swhiteblade - brotp: absolutely ride or die until the end, will even murder a man if jamie asked. this one holds a special place in his heart despite in-ring careers splitting them apart. riley’s antics are often dialed up to 11 around jamie, though he also remains one of the few he can truly confide in.
more tba
some more deets and headcanons:
splits his time between vancouver and japan, pretty much lives like a vagabond half the time for better or worse. will probably try to crash on your couch at some point.
not super fluent, but knows enough japanese to carry a conversation.
big adrenaline seeker when it comes to his hobbies. surfs, skates, owns a motorcycle (a sore subject after being in an awful crash years ago), etc.
it's not just a gimmick, he's a HUGE metal head and fan of anything dubstep that goes ‘wub’ a lot.
was previously an animator before wrestling full time. he’s still deeply creative when it comes to art, design, and music.
has a little bit of a chip on his shoulder when it comes to wrestling since he began his career much later than others. definitely tries to overcompensate now and then, while also enjoying pissing others off.
// i obviously need to update my intro and connections for riley, i’m not sure yet if i’m just going to fully reset or what. i’ll be on vacation through sunday so i may wait to update then~
According to Roaring Earth, the average size of the whale’s penis is 8 to 10 feet long, making it the John Holmes of the sea. In fact, some have speculated a surfaced whale penis has been mistaken for sea monsters at times.
i would like you to refer to me by my new pronouns: he/blue whale.
i can’t believe the loch ness monster was actually just you going for a swim in the lake this whole time.
i’m so tired i almost wrote ‘happy birthday’ instead of ‘man crush monday’. find you someone who will raid all your merch and wear it like a model and also put up with you going through a nickelback phase 🫶🏻🫶🏻💙
since sunday is the day of the lord a.k.a og daddy, can we make it #daddysunday where we post hot gifs/pics of our most lusted after dads? … just a suggestion.
i also think there should be more of a thirst trap thursday or something for yourself. what if you don’t lust after a dad or have a mcm/wcw? it’s very limiting. be the star of your own show.
