This Aesthetic Trans Man.

Your myths have cost us all.

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fuckulfric

This is an Ulfric Stormcloak hate blog

Feel free to put this on your blog if you hate Ulfric Stormcloak, The Stormcloaks in general, or people with voluntary goatees ❤️💕

heckin-strange

Funny thing is that my brother is a stormcloak and I’ve argued with him about how Ulfric is basically Skyrim’s Donald Trump but his excuse is that “it’s just a game”.

yffresbeard

Even putting real-world comparisons aside, there’s so much proof in-game that Ulfric is just straight up a horrible individual.

The Thalmor Dossier you get on him from the Embassy proves that he willingly worked with the Thalmor up to the point he forced the native Reachmen out of Markarth.

He refuses to let Argonians or Khajiit into the city, and forces the Dunmer into slums. He only responds to cries of help if it’s Nords being threatened. Hell, his General’s brother wanders the slums and yells slurs and insults at the Dunmer.

He’s a power-hungry, xenophobic warlord and that’s all there is to it. His dialogue reflects it.

I played Stormcloak my first game when I didn’t have all the information (because I went ew, imperialism, go rebels!!!) and when I found it all out I immediately made a new game.

(Having said this, my characters are never really empire-friendly either? Bosmer main.)

fuckulfric

Can’t believe this man so clearly wins Skyrim’s dumb bitch award and half the playerbase still defends him like “No… you don’t understand.. He really cares… If he lets the Khajiit in that one drunkard will be so mad… He can’t move the Dunmer because then he will have to stop murdering shit for five seconds… u r not seeing the big picture…”

The best thing Todd Howard ever did was making it so that Ulfric’s dead body never disappears from the throne room, thank you for playing this wonderful game :)

yffresbeard

Ulfric apologists are universally either racist white gamer dudes or thirsty white girls who somehow wanna bang him.

I just liked the fact that by siding with the empire, you’re helping the thalmor push even more than they could against the rebellion, making their plans of reversing everything back to aetherius a whole lot easier…

Then again, im a “season unending” kinda guy

yffresbeard

I also love Season Unending - but it’s actually got quite the opposite effect on the Thalmor! As revealed in the Dossier you get from the Embassy at Elenwen’s party, the instability caused by the Civil War is great for the Thalmor, since it gives them a stronger foothold. The Empire is what’s keeping the Thalmor OUT, for now.

a-gay-homosexual-deactivated202

Fuck Ulfric man, praise the empire

g-r-i-m-a

Lucien Lachance is my dad

david hayter as snake and robin downes as kazuhira miller on periscope today.

shalasshasska

this hurts and heals me simultaneously

Half of being trans is being hypervigilant against transphobes. Like, I spent 15 minutes scrolling down on a blog that I would be super interested in just to make sure that it wasn’t going to start reblogging stuff from my favorite transmisogynists. Turns out that my hypervigilance was right again.

Things to look for:

References to “vagina envy.” This is what initially got me scrolling. This alone isn’t a sure indicator.

Andrea Dworkin quotes without criticism

Reblogging from troll accounts like confirmed-/-terf

Most cis wlw on Tumblr are, in fact, supportive of trans people. Most cis wlw who mention “hating men” are not using this as an attack on trans women. However, because of my experience with the small, insular, and vitriolic trans-exclusionary feminists on Tumblr, I have learned to be hypervigilant and it Really Fucking Sucks and Really Fucking Hurts when I am right.

I am a lesbian. This kind of blog would have been My Shit. But I’ve been taught to distrust the very women I connect with the most. I’ve been taught to feel afraid in my own home.

Being a transgender lesbian is constantly walking on eggshells to not prove them right. And their standards are ever changing so it’s inevitable that you’ll prove them right. Righteous anger will be taken as “male propensity towards violence,” which closely mirrors the way men see outspoken women as “shrill.” If we do anything to fight back outside of debate within their terms, we are immediately casted as “violent men.” They will not be satisfied until we shut up, lie down, and die.

Cis wlw can and should reblog this. Help me remember my allies.

Oh good, it’s almost over.

weavemama

HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLE’S DAY!!!!

Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

thinster13

Hey OP are you okay

funnygamememes

When you’re playing spiderman and realize one of the buildings looks familiar😲

Oh shit lmao

unclefather

me whenever i see a news headline regarding the government

Hell anytime I read aboot the damn Tories, and unionists.

intelligentchristianlady

What a wonderful initiative! Spread the word.

idjitmonkey

holy shit, spread this like wildfire guys before November

brunhiddensmusings

one of the biggest and most devious tools being used against voters now is that voting locations for lower income neighborhoods and neighborhoods that are primarily black or hispanic are suddenly closed down, in the middle of nowhere, or only open for 4 hours a day do whatever you can to help negate that being a barrier

cultural-antifascism-deactivate

Men think epilepsy divine, merely because they do not understand it. But if they called everything divine which they do not understand, why, there would be no end to divine things… We will one day understand what causes it, and then cease to call it divine. And so it is with everything in the universe. - Hippocrates

gardevoir

i genuinely believe that 2012 was the optimal tumblr experience. like if you didnt live through 2012, you havent fully understood how much of a hell site this is. to jog some ppl’s memories:

francieum

quirkybrittany

justgirlythings

“I like your shoelaces” “I stole them from the president” and people actually fucking doing this in public

we still called porn fics “smut” and “lemons”

“you must be fun at parties”

cole sprouse’s tumblr social experiment, and some people taking it so seriously that they threatened mass suicide

mitt romney

hetastuck (hetalia and homestuck fandoms were moirails i guess)

hussieruya (people unironically shipping the creators of hetalia and homestuck)

andrew hussie actually asking about hussieruya in his twitter

the obsession with andrew hussie’s lips

superwholock fandom (this was their prime)

supernatural has a gif for everything

“Fuck you watson” somehow being praised as the best comeback possible?? ok lol

hipster side of tumblr vs fandom side of tumblr, and all those pictures of the two coexisting to bring some sort of peace? as if we were at war with each other?? wtf was up with that

the dumbest fake stories holy shit, and everyone believed them

benedict cumberbatch everywhere

that sherlock gif of benedict cumberbatch looking into a door’s peep hole and people saying how if you cover one side of his face he looks confident but if you cover the other side he looks sad, so they said he’s the best actor in the world or whatever

gangnam style everywhere

people being shamed from using memes or even saying the word meme

“Oh, you facebook people think tumblr is boring? Well, we’ll find you…Supernatural fandom, grab your demons! Sherlock fandom, grab your Watsons! Doctor Who fandom, grab your Tardises! Harry Potter fandom, grab your wands! Homestuck fandom, grab your strife cards! Hetalia fandom, grab your pasta!” proceed for 1628519 more fandoms

“im pretty sure thats taylor swift” “no thats becky”

the dancing chandler gif from friends

“Reblog if you dont have a problem with gay marriage!” followed by ten mile long additions of rainbow gifs and pictures and 9gag memes

potato jesus (i’ll admit, this was actually funny)

the reblog button being at the top of posts

cuil theory, aka “i give you a hamburger”

27 comments on a post just saying “INSTANT REBLOG” or “PRESS PLAY”

song mixups from people “accidentally opening a bunch of tabs playing music” but it was actually from a pop mix album

“ah, the scalene triangle”

XD vs :D discourse

the most reblogged picture on tumblr

doge

men of tumblr

the cursed long ass “fedoras arent that bad!” post

touch my butt and buy me pizza

spread this like wildfire

tumblr university (complete with uniforms)

tumblr island

tumblr nation

these all would lead to the creation and failure of dashcon

tumblr prom

That sounds like an actual nightmare.

Legit let me go back, I only experienced THIS tumblr for like 3 months. Then everything died and went to hell.

squeakitties

god leonardo dicaprio was such a huge meme for years for never winning an oscar and the instant he did in february 2016 all mention of him literally Vanished. aside from this very post i’m typing right now i don’t believe i’ve seen his name on tumblr in over two years.