Kirkbride Was A Mistake

Luckus, 19. I’m gay and I hate Ulfric Stormcloak

[moneypuzzleexchanger]

Cashier: uhhh… wanna bag or nah

Me: Just let it all… *makes motion of sand falling through gaps in my fingers* disappear…

[roxyco-deliverygirl]

Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked

[slimegirls-ovipositors]

oh there's "video evidence" that orgasms are real because you saw it in a porn? you know those are paid actors, right?

[redsunrisinginthesky]

[gravedirtandbriarthorns]

Imagine how good the Elder Scrolls could be if the writers stopped throwing darts at the Daedric Princes whenever they needed a new villain of the week, or at least remembered that the fundmental distinction between the Daedra and their counterparts is that the Daedra chose not to give of themselves to make Mundus and that as much as they are fascinated by mortals they are, being inextricably tied to their nature, fundamentally alien to mortality.

I personally find them more satisfying as being dangerous because they act in accordance with their sphere without reservation rather than just being slightly reskinned Evil Demon Gods.

Like you kiiiiiind of get that with Hircine but explain to me why the servants of the goddess of night and darkness and luck, for example, are universally malicious and cruel and tormented just because? By all means let them be dangerous and scary but the cartoonish evil-for-its-own-sake is so much more boring than the alternative idea of "The royalty of Oblivion is capricious and considers mortals fun to watch or fuck around with or occasionally use as tools/pawns/champions while they're all busy playing 16 way, 5 dimensional chess with each other for some purpose we do not and likely cannot understand."

[hurgablurg]

modern bethesda saw how horny people got over Mannimarco and Voryn and vowed to never let there be another human big bad again, shunting all responsibility of problem-causing to the daedra, flattening them.

and also they lost the understanding about gods and spirits existing outside of the God-Satan dichotomy that existed before thanks to the writers and devs either growing up on classic fantasy or doing drugs and learning about dharmic religions.

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

made your favorite babe. skyrim dinner

[beautifulminduglythings-moved]

bitches will be like “i love animals” but hate themselves…… you are an animal girl. <3 love yourself. peace on planet earht 

[strosmkai-rum]

steal his look (vivec)

[jiubilant]

i love jiub

[jiubilant]

local ex-convict swears to kill all seagulls, is overwhelmed by the winged menace after bringing french fries onto the beach, is rescued and canonized by the pope

[hobbithoes]

new month new skyrim character i don’t make the rules

[notaverygoodlistener]

HoK, running into weynon priory: cyrodiils haunted

martin: what

HoK, grabbing him: cyrodiils haunted

[foulserpent]

Wait u dont hav to get brand shei in prison? How do you do it without that happening

oh it is SO funny. you gotta do the quest as normal up until you get the ring into your inventory. the ring ISNT marked as a quest item, so instead of doing anything else, just drop it on the ground and walk up to brynjolf and it gives you a dialogue option to go ‘i lost the ring’ . hes like “Aye fuck it” and lets you in anyway, brand-shei is never framed, and stays unbothered at his stall

[calebwittebane]

mankar camoran is a really fun antagonist but i guess i just love villains who are fucked up evil wizards that know stuff that you dont

[calebwittebane]

sure its fun when a villain is sympathetic or reflective of the society that created him or whatever but what about an old dude whos just so goddamn weird and fucked up he starts shooting lightning at people and says ridiculous stuff constantly, because there is something wrong with him

[nostalgic-breton-girl]

if i were going about some nefarious business I would simply not carry an incriminating note revealing my exact intentions and who sent me

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want fucking beet root?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ingredience

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

this post feels exactly like a conversation you would witness in a dream and think was completely normal and then wake up and think “what the fuck?” for a single millisecond and then immediately forget about completely

[fuckulfric]

Oblivion dialogue

[feath-3-r]

Of course she does

[uesp]

A minor detail that has always baffled me: Seemingly all of the Solitude tapestries are damaged. Where the other holds have visibly damaged tapestries, they also have at least a few in good condition (usually near the Jarl). Solitude appears to be the one exception.

[poutchick]

Is it because they kept everything in remembrance of High King Torygg ?

[uesp]

It has been less than a year since he died. So unless Ulfric started his duel by throwing a box of moths at the High King, which I am 27% sure didn’t happen, that can’t be the reason.

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

ulfric went hogwild and started chewing the tapestries to warm up for his fight with torygg

[setheverman]

when you’re a romantic pianist but also a gamer

[toeluva]

I want my face to be his fucking foot pedal

[foottickl3rguy]

I’d love a chance to even see his bare feet… then find out if they’re ticklish, of course.

[setheverman]

thank you toeluva and foottickl3rguy glad you liked my piano video

[rednightmare18]

modding skyrim be like

[firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate]

[grand-arbiter-dovin-baan]