Best Kept Town

"As sure as the shamrocks are growing in the land which the Irish all love, as sure as the lakes of Killarney reflect the blue heavens above - as sure as the warmhearted Irish all pay honor to Saint Patrick too, I’m wishing you “top o’the morning” and...

[redroseofkillarney]

Doesn’t look legal. What are you planning to do?

[mochathaircothrom]

[mumbles something]

[redroseofkillarney]

Speak up.

[mochathaircothrom]

Fun?

[redroseofkillarney]

What your dressed for doesn’t look legal.

[mochathaircothrom]

Legal fun!

[redroseofkillarney]

Doesn't look legal. What are you planning to do?

[mochathaircothrom]

Fun?

[redroseofkillarney]

What your dressed for doesn't look legal.

[mochathaircothrom]

[puts a finger to her lips] [makes the shhhhhhhh noise]

Come wit’ me.

[redroseofkillarney]

Why?

[mochathaircothrom]

[he has a SKI MASK!!!!!] [it’s actually just a beanie with holes cut in it for the eyes and mouth] 

[black clothes and wire cutters] [he is READY!!!!!!!!!]

[redroseofkillarney]

What the actual fuck are you doing?

[mochathaircothrom]

Curse t’is!!

[redroseofkillarney]

Then I would like one, please.

[rechtdoorzee]

I’d like to think so. Unless you’d like to buy some coffee as a peace offering.

[He’s trying to be lighthearted. There’s even a tiny smile there beneath the scarf]  

[redroseofkillarney]

I might be open to buying some coffee, yeah, though...you'll have to forgive me. I don't know much about good coffee.

[mochathaircothrom]

No… No it is not. Ye’d not get one f’like…two mont’s.

But if y’want one.

[redroseofkillarney]

I'd like one...if that'd be alright.

[rechtdoorzee]

Ah. Karma. 

[Without a word he bent down and packed up a snowball, taking a few steps back and tossing it underhanded towards her belly]

Could be. 

[redroseofkillarney]

Oof-

[Even though she was watching him the whole time, the impact still managed to catch her slightly off guard.]

[Smiles, albeit still a bit nervous.] I suppose this makes us even, yeah?

[rechtdoorzee]

[sighs, brushing his chest off]

Is that a typical Irish greeting? Or is it my lucky day? 

…it’s fine. No harm done.

[redroseofkillarney]

More like terrible luck on my part, really.

[She's so embarrassed.]

This might be what I deserve for practicing to hit my brothers.

[rechtdoorzee]

…Watch it.

[redroseofkillarney]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Here...I- I'll...brush it off..?

[You know, on second thought, after sizing him up. She probably can't reach.]

Hm...I'm sorry.

[mochathaircothrom]

Naw, like… T’ree days ago sunday.

[redroseofkillarney]

Oh, well, that's....that's still not long ago.

[redroseofkillarney]

+rechtdoorzee

[Hits him with a snowball on accident.]

Shite...

[redroseofkillarney]

stabbingyouwithculture replied to your post:i feel sorry for anyone that tries to be in a...

Well shoot. :U

none of my ships can ever sail

[mochathaircothrom]

Sunday afternoon.

[redroseofkillarney]

Last Sunday?

[mochathaircothrom]

Six, t’ree are spoken for.

[redroseofkillarney]

When did she have them?

[redroseofkillarney]

i feel sorry for anyone that tries to be in a relationship with ailis because she's just??? not??? interested??????