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LET ME COVER YOUR SHIT IN GLITTER ✨ I COULD MAKE IT GOLD, GOLD HEARD YOU TRYNA SELL YOUR SOUL, BABY 💸 WORD ON THE STREET, YOU RUN IT LOW LATELY

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Product Placement
Peter Solarz
Not today Justin
Game of Thrones Daily
d e v o n
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taylor price

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Misplaced Lens Cap

blake kathryn
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@mochathaircothrom
i. index ii. about iii. verses
LET ME COVER YOUR SHIT IN GLITTER ✨ I COULD MAKE IT GOLD, GOLD HEARD YOU TRYNA SELL YOUR SOUL, BABY 💸 WORD ON THE STREET, YOU RUN IT LOW LATELY
Apparently "knowledge (because I'm a goblin)" checks only apply to eating gross things
"I wanna eat it" "...ok roll knowledge 'I'm a goblin' to see if you can safely eat it" *rolls a nat20 "...yea"
-Groans, sitting up-
Wot tha’ fook have Oi missed?
Well, I got married. Movin' to London, too. [straight face] [ :| ]
Pretttttty groovy con day, ngl Got some adorable corgi things, got this lip balm that's cucumber melon and named after the RE games so I love, got this shirt (unrelated, actually got this on the way home but I love it), got this freakin!! bird skull modeled stress ball I have been squeezing since I got it!!, and for some gooooorgeous new die they're legit so pretty Ad to top it all off, what made it really fucking awesome, was I got to (finally) meet up with and hug @smartass-telepath and it was honestly so great I smiled a lot omg hi tucker ❤️❤️❤️
Pretttttty groovy con day, ngl Got some adorable corgi things, got this lip balm that's cucumber melon and named after the RE games so I love, got this shirt (unrelated, actually got this on the way home but I love it), got this freakin!! bird skull modeled stress ball I have been squeezing since I got it!!, and for some gooooorgeous new die they're legit so pretty Ad to top it all off, what made it really fucking awesome, was I got to (finally) meet up with and hug @smartass-telepath and it was honestly so great I smiled a lot omg hi tucker ❤️❤️❤️
Sorry I'm so absent lately Started a new job & always tired
I love drunk me but I don’t trust her
shit customers say to me at work — an ask meme pt. 1
“We have to stop meeting like this!” “That’s a nice tattoo…” “Did you get that tattoo to piss your parents off?” “If your boyfriend doesn’t treat you right, I will.” “Did you do that yourself?” “In a realistic sense, Superman can just kill Batman, so that’s all wrong.” “S/he bullies me.” “That’s a very unique name you have.” “S/he gets angry when s/he gets hungry.” “My mom’s running out of space on her phone. She’s really into memes.” “Do you think you could do that for me?” “Are you gay? I’m gay.” “Are you eating chips?” “How often do you get stolen from?” “It looks like you’re hiding.” “If I was your boyfriend, I’d take you on nice dates.” “This is my welfare check, bitches!” “Yo, I fucking love that Minion shit.” “I should probably get the little guy this lightsaber thing.” “So, if I run this over with my car, will I be insured?” “I don’t even use house phones anymore. I’m buying this for decoration.” “It’s really that bad, huh?” “This isn’t even for me.” “To be fair, Mamma Mia is a good movie. I’ll give you that much.” “If I had to stand here for eight hours listening to Justin Bieber’s Love Yourself all day, I would stop loving myself. Forever.” “You’re almost there. You can make it.” “Imagine Clerks but 10x more funny. That’s what Deadpool is.” “There’s just so many numbers, I can’t even remember what I had for breakfast.” “What do you think about Star Wars?” “I spent my entire pay on speakers and Subway.” “You know, I was looking for a phone on eBay and nearly got scammed.” “The police told me I was crazy.” “Satan is real, you know. He’s there.” “I swear it was almost an exorcism.” “You smell lovely. Playboy?” “It’s God’s day!” “It was so boring, I had to leave a day before I was supposed to.”
I’m so afraid of losing something I love that I refuse to love anything.
Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via thelovejournals)
Dublin, Ireland
Another year older. Another year closer to death.
brooklyn 99: [2/8] quotes • operation broken feather, 1x15
party don’t start til i walk in.