MLP, Shipping, Headcanons, Oh My!

@redsmlpblog

Hello everyone. My name is Red and this is a blog for my MLP canons, Equestria Girls canons, my ships, and all my headcanons. I also reblog MLP art -mostly during the weekdays- and post headcanons mostly during the weekends. If you want to see my replies you can type in the tag "red replies", want to read my headcanons either type in "Red speaks" or "Red's headcanons". Ask me anything about anypony and I'll answer. My shippings might vary from the norm or might follow the beaten path, I don't often know because I don't look at what other's ship and just go my own way.

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jitterbugjive

Times Discord Whooves hinted at The Truth

So like a madman, I’m reading through all of Discord Whooves to point out all the times the Truth was hinted at or even blatantly stated without people realizing it. Now that it’s been revealed, I can gleefully cackle at how long I’ve been holding it under everyone’s noses.

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#MLP

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it’s time for steven universe autocaptions.

click the pictures for jokes of varying goodness

#Steven Universe #ICU

dreamsoffools

#Pokemon

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bork megapost

#dog #meme

correctdichotomy

(image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter)

I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED BY THE SCENT OF ROTTING FLESH???

Admittedly, I am easily won over by all organisms that attract flies with the scent of rotting flesh. But the octopus stinkhorn (Clathrus archeri) also has tentacles, a freaky egg stage, and blackish goop, so it’s my favorite now.

#mushroom #flora

silliestballbreakertwelvehundred

My boyfriend asked me to draw these two together, so obviously i had to color it and make it adorable. Different from my usual docderpy but they r still very cutesy!!

jitterbugjive

Hey Jitters, how do you think paints would react to the phrase "At the end of the game, the King and the Pawn go into the same box"?

loud scoffing and bitching that the only thing that matters in chess is the winner

#red's headcanon

jitterbugjive

Why the hell would they have a bloody butcher knife in Equestria? The only reason of its existence is butchering meat and ponies don't eat meat(except Pinkie but i don't think that she forged the damned thing for herself).

Animals eat meat, y'know.

They have dogs and alligators for pets. Fluttershy has been seen feeding fish to other animals.

Cleavers can also be used for tough fruits and veggies, like squash, pumpkins, and melons.

It’s bloody because she’s been using it recently for non-fruits and veggies.

#red's headcanon

It's my 6 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

I don't know how I'm still going, but I'm still going.

Send me more MLP:EG/pony asks guys!

#6 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone #MLP #Ponyblog #MLPblog

marstectomy

Drew some good pure ships feat. Honey for my friends. Except for the quibbledash, that was self-indulgent

Honey belongs to my amazing friend @beach-city-mystery-girl

dragonfoxgirl

I exploded yesterday. Internet needs more QuibbleDash and I needed to get it out of my system. I took the day off and indulged my shipping heart and also took the chance to practice different styles until my hand couldn’t draw anymore.

It’s been a while since I’ve drawn ponies outside of commission work and since it’s Ko-fi stream tomorrow I’m glad a doodled something mlp out of my own desire.

There’s still ideas buzzing around in my head but I think it’s best if I save those for another batch next time a loose sleep over stupid horsos.