THE RED TEAM!!

This is an ask blog for the Red team in a TF2 au by me and my friend. There is an acc for the Blu team, so go follow @blu-teamtomfoolery :)

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RED TEAM INTRO POST!!!!

Meet the team!

Pyro - Manny Lopéz

Scout - Jeremy Stryker

Soldier - John Miller

Heavy - Misha Smirnov

Engineer - Dell Conagher

Demoman - Tavish De Groot

Spy - Pierre Beaumont

Sniper - Mick Jefferson

Medic - Fritz Ludwig

(Ocs :3)

Secondary Scout - Caleb Martinez

Secondary Medic - Oliver Neumann

Ships!! (Includes oc x canon)

Medic/Heavy (Red Oktoberfest)

Pyro/Scout (Flashfire)

2nd Medic/Sniper (Target Practice) [they aren't dating yet >:3]

2nd Scout/Scout (Batting Rivals)

Feel free to ask whatever!

If you don't like any of the ships then pls don't spread hate, just scroll :33

(Blue team acc is @blu-teamtomfoolery)

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Mod!!

Mod goes by DJ!

Any pronouns :33

I'M A MINOR, suggestive stuff is iffy, but nsfw will be completely ignored.

I'll try to answer as in character as possible :]

(My main acc is @sillylittlecourtjester)

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Send to 10 other bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep this going to make someone smile! Add a heart so we know how long the chain's been going! ❤️🖤💖🤍💚💛💗💙🩶🩵🤍🤎💟💜❣️❤️‍🩹💝🫀💖♥️💘❤️‍🔥💌🩷💚💗♥️💜💛

Sorry not sorry Dj

(OOC: YIPPEE!!! Tysm :33 I love stuff like this <3)

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I want the team to rate how edible they think they are :3

-🥩(totally not a cannibal anon…)

Scout: 10/10. I'm a fucking snack!

2nd Scout: 7/10. Depends what part you eat though... some parts of humans ate better than others. Don't ask me how I know that. (Ooc: Friendly reminder that Caleb is NOT my oc. Blame @blu-teamtomfoolery lol)

Soldier: 10/10! I'm American, that's good meat!

Pyro: Huddah [4]/10..? Huddah huh mphm... huddah mphmph huh... [Kinda weird question... probably not that good...]

Demoman: 5/10. My liver probably isn't that good, but the rest is probably fine.

Heavy: 3/10... I don't think human meat would taste very nice..?

Engineer: 4/10, if I'm raw... maybe 6/10 if I'm cooked?

Medic: 6/10? My skin might be a bit tough, you would have to prepare it properly...

2nd Medic: 3/10... I'm pretty skinny, I probably wouldn't taste that good...

Sniper: 0/10?! Why would you ask me that?!

Spy: 10/10. I'd be amazing. That's a grotesque thing to ask a man, however.

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Tell scout he’s NOT skibidi. (& that’s he’s a lil bitch.)

- 🦅

Scout: How fuckin' dare you?! I am the most skibidi ohio sizzler there's ever been, pal!

(Ooc: THIS SHIT PHYSICALLY PAINED ME TO TYPE. Also, Jeremy's a little BITCH and he has no idea what any of these fucking words mean.)

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[shows everyone(who’s in a relationship) fan art of them and their partner.]

On a scale of 1-10 how cursed is it?

Red Oktoberfest/Heavy x Medic:

Medic: 10/10! I love it!

Heavy: 6/10. I just don't like seeing art of myself.

FlashFire/Pyro x Scout:

Pyro: Huddah/10! [No one knows. It seems like good feedback.]

Scout: Uh.../10. [Refused to answer. It was good art he's just a fucking coward.]

Batting Rivals/Scout x 2nd Scout:

Scout: 600/10. [No further comment given. Fucking simp.]

2nd Scout: 9/10. [Panicked slightly, but ACTUALLY gave a score.]

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Who in this isn’t dating yet? Cuz the 2nd medic and Sniper aren’t but is Scout and Pyro?? If not, (primary) Scout, what’s your opinion on your teams pyro?

-🐌

Currently everyone thats listed is together BLU team included on their acc except for Oliver and Mick

(Ooc: the next few asks will be answered by Milo from @blu-teamtomfoolery. Dj will be back soon :D)

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Wait. What team member would kill Dell if they knew who his favourite person was??

-🐌

2nd Medic: I know, but I'm not allowed to say *cough* *cough* Caleb Luis Martinez *cough* *cough*

2nd Scout: Wait, who said my name?

2nd Medic: Don't worry about it.

2nd Scout: A'ight. See ya, Ollie.

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[comes in with pitchforks and torches demanding mod to upload as we’re being starved of content]

(I know u have it in your inbox, DJ!!)

-🦎

(Ooc: I'M SORRY. I'M JUST EXTREMELY TIRED AND DEMOTIVATED. I'M SORRY.)

(Ooc: Seriously, I will be back and posting regularly at some point, but I don't know when I'll finally feel motivated enough to post. I'm not that creative, and one of the characters (Caleb) isn't even mine, so I feel like I need to ask what he would say to everything, which makes everything take longer.)

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In the emesis blu ask you said “his scout.” In reference to Caleb when talking about Oliver and him 🤨🤨

(Ooc: GUYS I MADE A MISTAKE. I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. I SWEAR. THAT'S WHAT I USE WHEN THEY REFER TO THEIR TEAMMATES. I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY THAT. IT WAS A MISTAKE. I PROMISE. CALEB HAS A CANON BF. Oliver doesn't yet, but yk.)

(Ooc: I SWEAR GUYS, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT IN A ROMANTIC WAY FOR THE TWO OF THEM. I PROMISE.)

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*pattor angry flaps it's wings trying to escap and covers Snipers face with his hat*

>:[

-🐦

While Sniper is yelling at the bird, the 2nd Medic still seems unsure and confused. Sniper doesn't seem to like the bird at all, trying to deny everything that the parrot says.

Sniper: Oi, ya bloody bugger! I swear to Christ if I catch ya, I'll roast ya over the fire!

The 2nd Medic seems deep in thought, and he seems extremely conflicted.

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Caleb! How awkward is it dating a blu? Even if you two don’t take it out on the battle field. It must be a struggle right? Cuz of the whole “meant to be enemies.” Thing

- 🐌

Caleb: It's extremely awkward, though more so with our teams than with the two of us. Dell despises Josh, John doesn't even know (well, to be fair, he's lead poisoned...). Most of my teammates are alright with it, but quite a few of Josh's teammates aren't exactly thrilled. Weirdly enough, his Engineer is alright with me, but my Engineer hates Josh.

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Throws Chibs and spy!! (Knocking him to the ground instantly.)

Spy gets thrown across the room, hitting the wall and being pinned to the ground purely because of how fat Chibs is.

Spy: How could one cat weigh so much? How is this even possible? Why did I have a cat thrown at me? I know I'm not exactly THAT well liked, but this cat feels like a ton of bricks.

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*parrot makes evil grin and sits on 2nd Medic's shoulder*

Oh yes yes. It was "totally" nothing. I mean, if you call beeing turned into a bunny and held by this piss guy over here as gently as possible, then yea. It was nothing. :]

-🐦

Sniper grabs the parrot, attempting to silence it by holding its beak shut.

2nd Medic: Wha-? What does it mean 'being held as gently by the piss guy'? Who's the 'piss guy'?

Sniper: It's a fuckin' parrot. It's a liar, trust me. I'm an actual PERSON. I'm not a fuckin' bird.

2nd Medic: Wha..?

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i told ya. Good luck with explaining that

*parrot giggled and sit down next to Archimedes*

-🐦

While Sniper looks incredibly embarrassed, the 2nd Medic looks extremely confused and disoriented. He looks about, clearly pretty confused. He's acting almost as if he'd just woken up.

2nd Medic: How did I end up in here? Last I remembered, I fell asleep in the infirmary. What the hell happened?

Sniper: It's, uh... It's nothin', don't worry 'bout it, mate.

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SNIFF TEST..

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You smell gay..

(Ooc: Chibs can smell all of the mercs 😔 (and me). All of those dumbasses (and a couple smartasses) are all very gay.)

(Ooc: HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!! (I know I'm late but still) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🎉🎉🎉)

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-a parrot that can talk and probably at one point was a human flys through window, and seems to be knowing some of the shenanigans that happened there*

I like how Sniper is attached to the rabbit :]

Tho you know that rabit is a person, right?

-🐦

Sniper: What do ya mean 'the bunny's a person'? It's a bunny, for god's sake.

Just as Sniper finished his sentence, all of the mercs that were turned into animals are human again.

2nd Medic: What the f-

Sniper suddenly screams as the bunny is suddenly turned back into one of his teammates.

(Ooc: The Scouts, 2nd Medic, Soldier and Pyro are humans again! Yippee!!)

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{Drops off a shipment of different weapons(including knifes, etc)}

There’s about 20 different guns there. Ammo is in the other box. Help yourselfs, boys!

-⚔️

The Heavy, Demoman, and Medic scramble for the box, snatching weapons and ammunition.

The Sniper is still cuddling with that white bunny, though no one knows why... And the Engineer has started hanging out with a little ginger cat, too.

Medic: Danke!

Demoman: Thanks, mate!

Heavy: Thank you.

(Ooc: the mercs that are animals will turn back in the next ask! Also, I'm going offline for now, so I won't answer any more asks for now. :3)